Voidus Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Saccharine would create a coup and take over as poisons... er I mean potions... master. 4
Kobold King he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Everything would go fine until Umbridge made Sam write "I must not sass my superiors" in her own blood. At that point, it would take a LOT of convincing from Sam, possibly even a miracle, to keep Funtimes from dissolving Umbridge in her own pink frilly shoes. Anyone else I'd feel sorry for, but this is Umbridge... Saccharine would create a coup and take over as poisons... er I mean potions... master. Lightwards can take over as Slytherins head of house afterwards. I mean... he even surrounds himself with reptiles and wears bright green by choice. He's perfect for the job. 3
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Altermind would teach Charms and none of his students would ever be able to replicate his charms. They aren't hallucinations, of course not! Max would start the D.A. all over again only against these awful teachers that just showed up, 2
Voidus Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Koscei would take over from Filtch... I suddenly don't want to go to Hogwarts anymore :/ 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 10, 2014 Author Posted October 10, 2014 Anyone else I'd feel sorry for, but this is Umbridge... Lightwards can take over as Slytherins head of house afterwards. I mean... he even surrounds himself with reptiles and wears bright green by choice. He's perfect for the job. In that case, Remington would ask to be placed in Slytherin and organize every Slytherin he could into a coup to assassinate their Head of House. Nathan would ask which House has the fewest adventures and volunteer to be a Hufflepuff. 3
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Electro would gladly sign up for Slytherin. Sightline would probably be an Apparitions teacher. Altermind would volunteer as an OWL examiner. Giving difficult tests is fun for him. I can't decide if Trimmer would be more suited to burning random topiaries and being Peeves or being the Herbology teacher where class is all a big joke. Care of Magical Creatures would be taught by Chimera. 2
Seonid he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Paladin would probably end up being one of the suits of armor. Until a Dark Lord attacked the school, that is... The other two would probably end up trying to push homeschooling alternatives to Hogwarts, attending protests, and generally just making a nuisance of themselves. 3
mail-mi he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Mommy would definitely be in Hufflepuff Timeport would go to Slytherin in a heartbeat. BusDriver would probably be Mad-eye because of the grumpy factor. Reader would be Draco Malfoy. 'Nuf said. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 10, 2014 Author Posted October 10, 2014 Koscei would take over from Filtch... I suddenly don't want to go to Hogwarts anymore :/ Koschei? A janitor? Pretty sure he'd be Voldemort. Or the Dark wizard who scares Voldemort into curling up with a teddy bear. 2
Voidus Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Koschei? A janitor? Pretty sure he'd be Voldemort. Or the Dark wizard who scares Voldemort into curling up with a teddy bear. I was thinking he'd just leave all his janitorial duties undone to devote all of his time to inflicting punishments upon students. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 10, 2014 Author Posted October 10, 2014 I was thinking he'd just leave all his janitorial duties undone to devote all of his time to inflicting punishments upon students. Only if that was the quickest path to true power. If being a janitor didn't make him Minister of Magic (a stepping stone to Dictator of the World) he wouldn't do it. 2
Voidus Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Only if that was the quickest path to true power. If being a janitor didn't make him Minister of Magic (a stepping stone to Dictator of the World) he wouldn't do it. Well he could have built his own army out of the students, and then eventually taken over as Dictator of the World. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Mommy would definitely be in Hufflepuff Timeport would go to Slytherin in a heartbeat. BusDriver would probably be Mad-eye because of the grumpy factor. Reader would be Draco Malfoy. 'Nuf said. Thomas Cardinal would probably have leaned towards Ravenclaw, though even then there was a solid stripe of Slytherin in him. Revolution would be in Hufflepuff without a doubt. Patient, kind, unafraid of hard work... yeah, definitely Hufflepuff. Albeit the most awesomely named Hufflepuff since Badgerbell the Viper-Tongued back in the 1400s. Aldo the Enigmatic, somewhat ironically, would be a Squib. Only if that was the quickest path to true power. If being a janitor didn't make him Minister of Magic (a stepping stone to Dictator of the World) he wouldn't do it. I read about the original Koschei the Deathless from Slavic mythology; it turns out his immortality was due to him putting his soul into a needle and keeping it far away from his body. Koschei invented the Horcrux. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 10, 2014 Author Posted October 10, 2014 Thomas Cardinal would probably have leaned towards Ravenclaw, though even then there was a solid stripe of Slytherin in him. Revolution would be in Hufflepuff without a doubt. Patient, kind, unafraid of hard work... yeah, definitely Hufflepuff. Albeit the most awesomely named Hufflepuff since Badgerbell the Viper-Tongued back in the 1400s. Aldo the Enigmatic, somewhat ironically, would be a Squib. I read about the original Koschei the Deathless from Slavic mythology; it turns out his immortality was due to him putting his soul into a needle and keeping it far away from his body. Koschei invented the Horcrux. Aldo would be the most well-dressed Squib to grace the halls of...well, anywhere. He did. Though this Koschei's weakness isn't Horcruxes. That would be a bit difficult to defeat. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Aldo would be the most well-dressed Squib to grace the halls of...well, anywhere. He did. Though this Koschei's weakness isn't Horcruxes. That would be a bit difficult to defeat. Aldo doesn't have a trace of magical ability... but he's just so darn charismatic that he scores high on every test regardless. Koschei the Deathless: inventor of the Horcrux, and considering his ties to dark magic and eastern Europe, probably instrumental in founding Durmstrang as well. ...Why is nobody writing this fanfiction already? 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 10, 2014 Author Posted October 10, 2014 Aldo doesn't have a trace of magical ability... but he's just so darn charismatic that he scores high on every test regardless. Koschei the Deathless: inventor of the Horcrux, and considering his ties to dark magic and eastern Europe, probably instrumental in founding Durmstrang as well. ...Why is nobody writing this fanfiction already? Because they're too busy shipping him with Möbius? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Because they're too busy shipping him with Möbius? Good answer. Dare I ask what form Funtimes' Patronus takes? (It occurs to me that I haven't posted in any of the three RP threads for a few days... I should try to get something posted. Somewhere, someway.) 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 10, 2014 Author Posted October 10, 2014 Good answer. Dare I ask what form Funtimes' Patronus takes? (It occurs to me that I haven't posted in any of the three RP threads for a few days... I should try to get something posted. Somewhere, someway.) It's not my fault they make a terrifyingly plausible ship that's almost kind of sweet. Um...I thought about several ridiculous animals, but none of them quite fit. So I'll have to say it would be a tiger cub. (Time to bring out unobservant!Sam? ) 1
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Good answer. Dare I ask what form Funtimes' Patronus takes? (It occurs to me that I haven't posted in any of the three RP threads for a few days... I should try to get something posted. Somewhere, someway.) May I suggest that Glamour post you mentioned before? Altermind would also definitely be a Ravenclaw. Unrelated: I'm a Scadrian Waffle Cook! :) 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 It's not my fault they make a terrifyingly plausible ship that's almost kind of sweet. Um...I thought about several ridiculous animals, but none of them quite fit. So I'll have to say it would be a tiger cub. (Time to bring out unobservant!Sam? ) “How do you think it treated me? It didn´t wrap me in a nice and fuzzy blanket that much is sparking sure and don´t call me Rachel." Sam blinked, shaking herself and turning back to the red-haired Epic. "Sorry, sort of drifted off for a moment--oh sparks, what happened to your ear?" Eh... I don't know. (A tiger cub Patronus sounds pretty epic, actually. ) May I suggest that Glamour post you mentioned before? Altermind would also definitely be a Ravenclaw. Unrelated: I'm a Scadrian Waffle Cook! :) That's right. I do need to introduce Glamour some how. What House would Max be in? (Congratulations. I remember when I became a Scadrian Waffle Cook... a glorious age for the Wafflesworn. ) 1
mail-mi he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Do you want to do the next post with Reader? I second this.
Kobold King he/him Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Do you want to do the next post with Reader? I second this. I can do that. Once I have some idea of what Backtrack should do, besides start crying. 3
Voidus Posted October 10, 2014 Posted October 10, 2014 Anxiously await the twins trying to defend themselves and not wearing any clothes?
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