Three word story (forum game)

[Eerongal he/him]

bandersnatch drool that

[Zas678 he/him]

fell into the

[Andrew the Great he/him]

abyss of everlasting

[Eerongal he/him]

happiness and kittens

[Emeralis00 she/her]

caused havoc among

[Miyabi She/Her]

the mushroom clans

[Andrew the Great he/him]

of the nineteenth

[Comatose he/him]

kitten.  "Staplers!" cried,

[Zas678 he/him]

Andrew, before deciding

[Eerongal he/him]

it was ridiculous

[Comatose he/him]

to cry, 'staplers,'

[Zas678 he/him]

"How dare you"

[CrazyRioter she/her]

"throw your money"

[Andrew the Great he/him]

"into a large"

[Rubix he/him]

"video game called"

[CrazyRioter she/her]

"World of Warcraft"

(too easy)

[Eerongal he/him]

"when you could"

[Emeralis00 she/her]

transmogrify the noodles

[Chaos he/him]

with quantum mechanics

[Emeralis00 she/her]

that cause much

[Andrew the Great he/him]

ninth-degree hatred of

[Eerongal he/him]

the higgs-boson because

[Emeralis00 she/her]

people hate physics.

Quick, post before Chaos!

[Eerongal he/him]

The planck constant

[/more physics]

[Emeralis00 she/her]

hurts peoples brains