Three word story (forum game)

[Chaos he/him]

After eating the

[CrazyRioter she/her]

cookies of doom

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

, doom followed the

[Chaos he/him]

cheese cup cakes

[CrazyRioter she/her]

baked  by Ruin

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

to get high.

XP We don't know what kinda guy he was before being a Shard, he could've been a stoner.

[Chaos he/him]

which Preservation hated

[CrazyRioter she/her]

because he giggled

[Chaos he/him]

like a monkey

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

on phazon steroids

[CrazyRioter she/her]

all night, and

[Chaos he/him]

large smiley faces

[CrazyRioter she/her]

got painted on

[Silus - Shard of Flame he/him]

the wrong end

[KChan she/her]

of his neighbor's

[CrazyRioter she/her]

angry Great Dane

[Chaos he/him]

of doom snakes

[KChan she/her]

and then they

[Chaos he/him]

ate cheese snakes

(It's snake day?)

[Andrew the Great he/him]

because they wanted

[KChan she/her]

to go to

[Chaos he/him]

the macaroni factory

[KChan she/her]

and eat all

[Andrew the Great he/him]

of the delicious

Blast. I was beaten to the punch. This originally said, "To assassinate the," but that doesn't make any sense after we're told we're eating. Sad day. This thread needs more assassinations.

[Chaos he/him]

assassinating ninja monkeys