Three word story (forum game)

[KChan she/her]

and then afterwards

[Andrew the Great he/him]

the zombies would

[Chaos he/him]

attack Ruin's pie

[Andrew the Great he/him]

because cake is

[Chaos he/him]

a lie, and

[Andrew the Great he/him]

all pies should

I admit that I'm slightly hurt that you didn't put "better than pie."

[KChan she/her]

always explode spectacularly

[Chaos he/him]

because ice cream

[KChan she/her]

is secretly an

[Chaos he/him]

agent in disguise

(Okay that's redundant with "secretly". Shush)

[KChan she/her]

who plans to

[Chaos he/him]

take over the

[KChan she/her]

Well of Ascension

[Chaos he/him]

and rule the

[Comatose he/him]

Final Empire. Crusty

[KChan she/her]

pie crusts contain

[Chaos he/him]

lots of cheese

[Comatose he/him]

. Non-crusty pie crusts

[Chaos he/him]

are pretty bad

[KChan she/her]

have Feruchemical properties

[Shivertongue he/him]

and Tacomantic powers,

[Chaos he/him]

which hated Chalupalurgy

[KChan she/her]

and wanted to

[Chaos he/him]

create Mistborn cows

[KChan she/her]

with the power