Three word story (forum game)

[neverearth she/her]

and Andrew decided

Needs more violence? Well, uh...good luck.

[Andrew the Great he/him]

to eat cheesecake.

Ha.

[Doxedon he/him]

Stomach acid started

;D

[Eerongal he/him]

to eat away

[Andrew the Great he/him]

the cheesecake's deliciousness.

[neverearth she/her]

Unfortunately, the cheesecake

[Eerongal he/him]

was made of

[Zas678 he/him]

Stormlight, so Andrew

[neverearth she/her]

became terminally ill.

Stormlight - known to the State of California to cause cancer. You should have read the label, Andrew. ;D

[Andrew the Great he/him]

Miraculously, Andrew recovered.

And I now have the ability to heal myself. Awesome.

Also, it's pretty awesome that I've now prevented myself from being either killed or in severe discomfort 3 times. Win.

Now to get the topic off of me......

[Eerongal he/him]

However, he was

:3

[neverearth she/her]

impaled by a

[Eerongal he/him]

anti-healing spike of

go go screwing andrew over before he can save himself!

[neverearth she/her]

adamantium, which left

[Eerongal he/him]

a huge, gaping

[neverearth she/her]

infected wound, that

[Eerongal he/him]

would never heal

[neverearth she/her]

and fester eternally.

[Emeralis00 she/her]

Thus Andrew was

[Eerongal he/him]

horribly crippled and

[Zas678 he/him]

cursed the shards

[Eerongal he/him]

causing them to

[Emeralis00 she/her]

combust due to

[Andrew the Great he/him]

Andrew's sheer awesomeness.

Geez, look what happens when I'm gone for two days. In my defense, I did remarkably well saving myself for a while.

And if I'm going to die a horrible, painful death as a cripple with huge, gaping, infected, festering wounds and adamantium spikes, I might as well get to destroy all of the shards.

Also, can I be a hemalurgist? Please? Oh, Pretty Please?

[Zas678 he/him]

Eerongal did take