Lunamor she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: SORRY SORRY! FORGIVE ME!! My computer is REALLY old. It freaked out. If you want to, you can click on “Options” on one of the posts and hide it from there. Edited March 26, 2020 by Lunamor
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 I has no idea how is curse (Lolcat)
I Am A Fish he/him Posted March 28, 2020 Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) On 3/26/2020 at 3:04 PM, Nameless said: I wish for omniscience. Granted you now know everything a.k.a. you know too much [in heavy Russian accent] Comrade Boris soon comes for you. You know everything, but can do nothing as many, many sons of motherland come and destroy you. I wish for a rumor (one that grows on men like warts) Edited March 28, 2020 by HemalurgicStickBreaker
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Granted. Unfortunately, in order to spread it you must actually grow warts on people... including yourself. I wish for fifteen people to like a post of mine.
Failsafe she/her Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 Granted. They like it but not enough to give you reputation for it. Brother wishes for the ability that anytime he says a weird fish's name he can heal himself.
Experience he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 Granted. You can heal the any part of your body that is identical to the said fish. I wish to have 10 people give reputation for this post.
AonEne he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 3 hours ago, EXPERIENCE said: I wish to have 10 people give reputation for this post. Granted, ten people give away their reputation, going from well-known to not known at all. Now you have no idea who they are, which will make it harder to know who’s now hunting you down... I wish for a smile.
The_Archivist he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 Granted, everyone is smiling at you in a patronizing way, it is infuriating. I wish to be a beta reader. P.S. I hope i guessed the rules correctly.
Experience he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 Granted. You are beta reader for the next picture book written by Brandon Sanderson. I wish to not have a Bane.
NameIess Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, EXPERIENCE said: I wish to not have a Bane. Granted. Your Bane action figure disappears, and you can never own one. Your curse is that you will irrationally believe that Batman can do anything, no matter how ridiculous it may be. I wish for the new MCU movies not to be delayed by the Coronavirus.
Failsafe she/her Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 Granted. They are not delayed not by coronavirus, but by a bunch of legal drama. Brother wishes he could legally barf on people.
NameIess Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 27 minutes ago, Failsafe said: Brother wishes he could legally barf on people. Granted, but they can legally kill him in exchange. I wish to heal as fast as Spider-man.
+Ark1002 Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Nameless said: Granted, but they can legally kill him in exchange. I wish to heal as fast as Spider-man. Granted, but your healing causes cellular mutation and gives you terrible incurable cancer wow that got dark fast i wish to roll natural 20s on all of my dnd rolls forever
AonEne he/him Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 Granted, but suddenly you only want to roll for things like stabbing yourself. I wish for what I cannot have, as all humans do.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 33 minutes ago, AonEne said: I wish for what I cannot have, as all humans do. Granted, but you are no longer human. You are now a bowl of cereal. I wish for some face paint. 1
Honorless he/him Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, The Awakened Salad said: Granted, but you are no longer human. You are now a bowl of cereal. I wish for some face paint. Your face is now vantablack I wish for an inventory like you have in games but irl 1
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 Granted, but you have to hit "e" in order to open it. I wish I could hang out with my friends for my birthay instead of sitting inside 24/7 because of quarantine.
Retrac he/him Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 Granted but you and your friends will die for breaking quarantine rules. I wish to be able to jump inbetween realities.
NameIess Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) On 3/31/2020 at 7:53 PM, Retrac said: I wish to be able to jump inbetween realities. Granted. You can only jump while you are in-between realities. Your bane is a total lack of immune system. I wish for a thousand dollars. Edited April 2, 2020 by Nameless
Experience he/him Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 Granted. But, oh wait, Inflation. Now it's worth a penny. I wish for a new board game.
Ishar Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 Granted, but it takes 1 month for each person's turn, and requires 6 players. I wish for enough good books to last through quarantine.
Failsafe she/her Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 Granted, you now have enough good books keep a bonfire going that will last all of quarantine. I wish I could take a vacation and visit the cosmere.
Experience he/him Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 10 hours ago, Ishar said: Granted, but it takes 1 month for each person's turn, and requires 6 players. That actually sounds sort of interesting with all this free time.
NameIess Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Failsafe said: I wish I could take a vacation and visit the cosmere. Granted. You "could" take a vacation, if you didn't have the Flu. I wish for a perfect immune system.
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