Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) Granted, but you are now blind. One glimpse of the great shard and BOOM! Your'e blind. I wish for my stomach to stop hurting. It has been hurting almost 24/7 for a while now. Edited March 26, 2020 by Kelsier'sGodComplex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 34 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for my stomach to stop hurting. It has been hurting almost 24/7 for a while now. Granted. Now you have a migraine that will last for the rest of your life. I wish for the cure for all illnesses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Granted, no one is sick! Except for you. You now have all the illnesses in the world, but as an added bonus, your immortal. You love forever in awful pain. I wish for a new cello. Mine kinda sucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, no one is sick! Except for you. You now have all the illnesses in the world, but as an added bonus, your immortal. You love forever in awful pain. Awesome! where's the bane? I get all the diseases, an immortal slave, and I love Forever in awful pain! (Is that an album?). Ooh, I see. I die pretty quick, don't I. Oh well, totally worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 NO, you live forever with NO PAINKILLERS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: NO, you live forever with NO PAINKILLERS! (You misspelled love.) So live forever with NO PAINKILLERS is like a challenge? a movie? what is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 no ok your new bane. Someone presses the red button, and world war 3 starts. There. I wish for a new book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) It is in Dawnchant, and you can’t understand Dawnchant. I wish for infinite good Sanderson memes. Edited March 26, 2020 by Edgedancer_of_spirits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 12 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: no ok your new bane. Someone presses the red button, and world war 3 starts. There. I wish for a new book. You double-posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 You double-poster! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 SORRY SORRY! FORGIVE ME!! My computer is REALLY old. It freaked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said: I wish for infinite good Sanderson memes. Granted. you get infinite good Sanderson memes implanted into your memory. Your bane is that you can only speak in memes for the rest of your life. 11 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: SORRY SORRY! FORGIVE ME!! My computer is REALLY old. It freaked out. Granted. You are forgiven. Your bane is that from here on out, your posts will always be reported to the mods, no matter how innocent they are. I wish for omniscience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: SORRY SORRY! FORGIVE ME!! My computer is REALLY old. It freaked out. If you want to, you can click on “Options” on one of the posts and hide it from there. Edited March 26, 2020 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 I has no idea how is curse (Lolcat) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish he/him Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) On 3/26/2020 at 3:04 PM, Nameless said: I wish for omniscience. Granted you now know everything a.k.a. you know too much [in heavy Russian accent] Comrade Boris soon comes for you. You know everything, but can do nothing as many, many sons of motherland come and destroy you. I wish for a rumor (one that grows on men like warts) Edited March 28, 2020 by HemalurgicStickBreaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Granted. Unfortunately, in order to spread it you must actually grow warts on people... including yourself. I wish for fifteen people to like a post of mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe she/her Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Granted. They like it but not enough to give you reputation for it. Brother wishes for the ability that anytime he says a weird fish's name he can heal himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Granted. You can heal the any part of your body that is identical to the said fish. I wish to have 10 people give reputation for this post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 3 hours ago, EXPERIENCE said: I wish to have 10 people give reputation for this post. Granted, ten people give away their reputation, going from well-known to not known at all. Now you have no idea who they are, which will make it harder to know who’s now hunting you down... I wish for a smile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Granted, everyone is smiling at you in a patronizing way, it is infuriating. I wish to be a beta reader. P.S. I hope i guessed the rules correctly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 (You did!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Granted. You are beta reader for the next picture book written by Brandon Sanderson. I wish to not have a Bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, EXPERIENCE said: I wish to not have a Bane. Granted. Your Bane action figure disappears, and you can never own one. Your curse is that you will irrationally believe that Batman can do anything, no matter how ridiculous it may be. I wish for the new MCU movies not to be delayed by the Coronavirus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe she/her Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Granted. They are not delayed not by coronavirus, but by a bunch of legal drama. Brother wishes he could legally barf on people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 27 minutes ago, Failsafe said: Brother wishes he could legally barf on people. Granted, but they can legally kill him in exchange. I wish to heal as fast as Spider-man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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