The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 15, 2020 Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, AonEne said: Heck yes you are. Your TADB posts are always great. Awwwww, you’re making me blush But in all honesty, that means so much to me you have no idea. I’ve never been very confident in my writing skills (though you’ve probably realised that by now ). So thank you so storming much! Edited January 15, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
AonEne he/him Posted January 15, 2020 Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said: So thank you so storming much! You're welcome! You should be more confident though, you really are a good writer. I see a lot of RPers on here and other students in creative writing classes in school - you're above-average skilled.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 15, 2020 Posted January 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, AonEne said: You're welcome! You should be more confident though, you really are a good writer. I see a lot of RPers on here and other students in creative writing classes in school - you're above-average skilled. Yay! I really do need to write more, so hopefully I can convince my brain to me more motivated now. Anyway, I think we’ve derailed this thread enough, so back to granting wishes . 3 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said: I wish to not blush so STORMING often. Granted, now instead of blushing you do a little dance instead. I wish for a little bit more of confidence (only a pinch).
AonEne he/him Posted January 15, 2020 Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, The Awakened Salad said: I wish for a little bit more of confidence (only a pinch). Granted, you gain a pinch of confidence...every time someone pinches you. I wish for Sharders to hunt me down so I can share my conversation hearts with them.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 15, 2020 Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, AonEne said: Granted, you gain a pinch of confidence...every time someone pinches you. *Runs around aggressively asking people to pinch me* Salad: Pinch me. Random: What? Salad: Pinch me! Now! 6 minutes ago, AonEne said: I wish for Sharders to hunt me down so I can share my conversation hearts with them. Granted, we all hunt you down. Every single member of the shard shows up to your wherever you are. Unfortunately, we are all stuck there and have to stay there until you leave, where we will follow you to wherever you go. I wish for a pony. Edited January 15, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
AonEne he/him Posted January 15, 2020 Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, The Awakened Salad said: Unfortunately, we are all stuck there and have to stay there until you leave, where we will follow you to wherever you go. Where's the downside? Spoiler No I'm not insane I do realize all the many downsides Spoiler Worth it
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 15, 2020 Posted January 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, AonEne said: Where's the downside? Reveal hidden contents No I'm not insane I do realize all the many downsides Reveal hidden contents Worth it Welllll, it’s not the worst thing that could happen? I think?
NameIess Posted January 17, 2020 Posted January 17, 2020 On 1/15/2020 at 4:44 PM, The Awakened Salad said: I wish for a pony. Granted, you get a Ryshadium pony. only problem is that it hates you and tries to kill you whenever you attempt to ride it. I wish for these powers: power: The ability to manipulate any form of energy, including kinetic energy, laser, energy shields, heat, and flame, or I can absorb it and release it whenever I want to treating it as my own energy, however, I cannot convert between different energy types, or generate energy by myself, so I must absorb it from outside sources, like bullets or nuclear explosions. Secondary power: time manipulation, I can slow or speed up time for myself or others, even freezing it in bubbles for as long as I want. However, I can only freeze a certain area/number of people at a time, and I have almost reached my limit for unknown reasons. Weakness: letting people I love die. I have permanently frozen in time my hometown to keep my family safe, which puts serious limits on my time powers.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 Why did you put your weakness? Granted, but you can only use each power once every thousand years, yet you live a mere 90. I wish for a phone. I don currently have one.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) Granted, but YOU ARE FORCED TO FOREVER RETURN TO THE SHARD ON MOBILE AND NEVER ON YOUR COMPUTER! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! I wish to become a feruchemist. Edited January 18, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
NameIess Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish to become a feruchemist. Granted, You become a feruchemist. your curse is that you live in Era 3 of Mistborn, and are forced into slavery by the government, who force you to constantly store all your attributes, allowing them to make Fullborn weapons that they use to control the populace. The public doesn't know of your fate, thinking you to be doing this of your own free will, so they hate you. You are eventually kidnapped by terrorists who give you limited access to an A-gold hemalurgic spike, and force you to use it to survive them spiking your attributes out constantly. I wish to be an A-pewter, F-bendalloy twinborn.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Granted, but you are never able to find any pewter or bendalloy. You never have a chance to use your powers. Ha. I wish I was less tired all the time.
NameIess Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 (edited) On 1/17/2020 at 7:36 PM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Why did you put your weakness? So that I could sue the Nightwatcher for giving me two banes! I am suing you for three sets of Shards (Shardblade and Shardplate), 100,000 Nalthian breaths (of the magical variety, that bring me to heightenings, not literal breaths) three beads of Lerasium that are each the size of an emerald broam, the Masque of the Shadowlord, 100 tons of pure aluminum (or aluminium), and my extra bane removed. This is not a wish, and if I am given a bane, I will bring this to Shard court and have Cultivation strip you of your investiture and give it to me. Edited January 19, 2020 by Llstml
AonEne he/him Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 5 hours ago, Llstml said: ...Cultivation strip you of your Investiture... Hoid calls her Slammer because she slams down the gavel.
NameIess Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 Just now, AonEne said: Hoid calls her Slammer because she slams down the gavel. Shhh, don't call out the fine print.
Mushroom Catalog he/him Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 On 1/18/2020 at 9:55 PM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish I was less tired all the time. Granted, you always fall asleep at 10 pm every night, and wake up at 7 am every morning consistently, without fail. With your new health amount of sleep, you are no longer tired. However, this happens even when you don't want to sleep. Swimming? Time to drown. Need to be someplace at 4 in the morning? Too bad! I wish I could function normally on only 2 hours of sleep every 24 hours, and I can choose when I sleep.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 25, 2020 Posted January 25, 2020 Granted. You now smell like fish, and a pit bull is now permanently connected by a leash to your ankle. I wish for a free sandwich.
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 25, 2020 Posted January 25, 2020 Granted but you can’t eat it for lunch, there’s no such thing as a free lunch i wish for something green
Honorless he/him Posted January 25, 2020 Posted January 25, 2020 Granted! The Hulk lands on top of you I wish for the ability to transfer my need to go to the washroom at inconvenient times to other people 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 25, 2020 Posted January 25, 2020 granted it causes you to need to use the lavatory at those times
The New Rashek Posted January 26, 2020 Posted January 26, 2020 On 1/24/2020 at 10:14 PM, Honorless said: Granted! The Hulk lands on top of you I wish for the ability to transfer my need to go to the washroom at inconvenient times to other people Granted, but instead you fall over at those times I want to be a slider
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted January 26, 2020 Posted January 26, 2020 Granted. You're now a small meat and cheese sandwich with a square-ish bun. You're bane is you're so delicious that everyone wants to eat you, and you have to live the rest of your life on the run. I wish contacts wouldn't make my eyes feel so weird every time I used them.
NameIess Posted January 26, 2020 Posted January 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said: I wish contacts wouldn't make my eyes feel so weird every time I used them. Granted, instead of making your eyes feel weird, they cause immense pain. Your curse is that you will have a pair of contacts permanently fused to you face. I wish for a full suit of Mithril plate armor, with a Mithril sword and shield that cannot be stolen from me.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 Granted, they are fused to your skin and can’t be removed under any circumstance. I wish for winter to end soon.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for winter to end soon. Granted, you are teleported to the Southern Hemisphere. Right in the middle of Antarctica (it’s technically summer there, right?). I wish for bacon (but in a way that will not harm me or anyone else). 1
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