Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunu’anaki he/him]

Just now, The traveller said:

i wish for a personal jet which will never malfunction and never crash

The Nightwatcher gives you a personal copy of the Journal of Economic Theory.

[Honorless he/him]

To launch it back off

I wish for the ability to have 360° vision

[Yvainnie she/her]

1 hour ago, Honorless said:

To launch it back off

I wish for the ability to have 360° vision

Granted but you have very poor sight and you need extra strong glasses.

I wish for Kelsier to be my boyfriend.

[NameIess]

5 hours ago, Yvainnie said:

I wish for Kelsier to be my boyfriend.

Granted, but he's dead, so to be with him, the nightwatcher kills you. Good luck with figuring out how to be a cognitive shadow in the 5 seconds or so that you have before going to the beyond!

 

I wish to be a squire of Kaladin, but to be a minor character that doesn't die and lives happily ever after.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

On 11/11/2019 at 8:41 AM, Llstml said:

I wish to be a squire of Kaladin, but to be a minor character that doesn't die and lives happily ever after.

Granted, but Kaladin dies and you lose your powers.

I wish for one of those fancy pretzels with salt and cheese dip.

[Honorless he/him]

6 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

I wish for one of those fancy pretzels with salt and cheese dip.

Granted, your entire alimentary canal, stomach, intestines, lungs, even your circulation system gets stuffed with them.

I wish for the TARDIS

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, but it's smaller in the inside.

I wish for one of those personalized CD's that sing the children to sleep.

[Honorless he/him]

4 hours ago, FatherTiempo said:

I wish for one of those personalized CD's that sing the children to sleep.

Granted, CDs crop up out of nowhere all over the world, they are all playing 90s music, incredibly sharp, whirring about at high speeds and putting children to sleep... permanently

 

I wish for an umbrella that cannot be stolen

Edited November 14, 2019 by Honorless

[NameIess]

8 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for an umbrella that cannot be stolen

Granted, it cannot be stolen, but people will constantly mistake it for their umbrella and take it by accident.

 

I wish for the abilities of fifth  awakening without having breaths, with no need to fuel it through any means, and to be unable to be thought to have breaths (so no unending torture).

Edited November 14, 2019 by Llstml

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

Granted. A larkin steals it all the first time you use it to awaken.

I wish to have a lunch that I can eat and that won't eat me.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but it’s the food you dislike the most.

I wish for a ripe, sweet, plum.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Granted. A larkin steals it all the first time you use it to awaken.

Use what to awaken? I have no breaths, just immortality.

[Honorless he/him]

20 hours ago, Llstml said:

I wish for the abilities of fifth  awakening without having breaths, with no need to fuel it through any means, and to be unable to be thought to have breaths (so no unending torture).

 

16 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Granted. A larkin steals it all the first time you use it to awaken.

 

14 hours ago, Llstml said:

Use what to awaken? I have no breaths, just immortality.

 

Very well then. You get "the abilities of the fifth heightening without having breaths". You asphyxiate and die and Return. In Idris. Hahahaha!

 

15 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but it’s the food you dislike the most.

I wish for a ripe, sweet, plum.

Granted. You have a ripe, sweet plum. And that is all you have. No home, no money, no clothing, no food, no hair, no teeth, no fingers, no name, no memories. Only a plum.

 

I wish to become one of the Ainur

Edited November 15, 2019 by Honorless

[NameIess]

4 hours ago, Honorless said:

Very well then. You get "the abilities of the fifth heightening without having breaths". You asphyxiate and die and Return. In Idris. Hahahaha!

 

Still fine, as I stipulated that I didn't need to fuel it in any way.

4 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish to become one of the Ainur

Granted, you become the Balrog that Gandalf killed.

 

I wish for a crossover in which Waxillium meets Kaladin.

[Lord of the Dark Lands]

Granted but it is in a 10000$ book as a limited edition available for one hour

I wish I knew everything

 

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

1 hour ago, Llstml said:

Still fine, as I stipulated that I didn't need to fuel it in any way.

oops... I need to read more carefully...

4 minutes ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said:

I wish I knew everything

Granted, you knew everything but then forgot it immediately as the vast wealth of information overwhelmed you and gave you permanent mental damage.

I wish I could comprehend the things I read more effectively and still read at the same speed I do currently.

[NameIess]

On 11/15/2019 at 2:21 PM, Mushroom Catalog said:

I wish I could comprehend the things I read more effectively and still read at the same speed I do currently.

Granted, but you will never enjoy reading again.

 

I wish for a suit of completely indestructible shardplate.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

16 hours ago, Llstml said:

Granted, but you will never enjoy reading again.

 

I wish for a suit of completely indestructible shardplate.

Granted, but’s it’s just a dress suit that is impossible to take off, leaving your head entirely exposed. On the bright side, you look really snazzy!

I wish I enjoyed the taste of eggs.

Edited November 17, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Lord of the Dark Lands]

15 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish I enjoyed the taste of eggs.

Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to eggs. ANY KIND OF EGG

[Honorless he/him]

I wish for a very cute pet

[Jarford he/him]

12 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a very cute pet

Granted however its only desire in life is your death

I wish for key lime pie

[NameIess]

Granted, you may have the key to making perfect lime pies, however, if  you tell it to anyone you will die.

 

I wish to have the powers of superman.

Edited November 18, 2019 by Llstml

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but at the moment, you live in Krypton with no way off. 

I wishest for every person on Shard the would speaketh Biblical speak.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wishest for every person on Shard the would speaketh Biblical speak.

Granted, but they will not type or read it.

 

I wish for a miniature yellow sun that follows me everywhere.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

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I wish for a miniature yellow sun that follows me everywhere 

 @Llstml

Granted, but it still puts off the energy of a sun, so you are burned from the world.

 

I wish to be unable to die, in my current human form, uncontained, and my current mind, without losing the capacity to learn.

Edit: Forgot to quote.

Edited November 18, 2019 by Darth Woodrack