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1 hour ago, PrinceGenocide said:

I want the storming Rinne - sharingan. 

 

1 hour ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Woah , calm down Satan. 

1. *Ene points meaningfully at the Edit button* :P 

2. Maybe don’t call people Satan for good writing? I mean, there are a lot of good writers on this site. And posts like Honorless’s are the whole point of this thread. 

3. Sorry for not fulfilling the last wish... 

Posted
16 minutes ago, AonEne said:

3. Sorry for not fulfilling the last wish... 

I'll just have to wait till someone who knows Elder Scrolls comes along and fulfills my wish

Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, AonEne said:

 

1. *Ene points meaningfully at the Edit button* :P 

2. Maybe don’t call people Satan for good writing? I mean, there are a lot of good writers on this site. And posts like Honorless’s are the whole point of this thread. 

3. Sorry for not fulfilling the last wish... 

1).Aww come on. It's just a bit off topic.:). I promise I won't do it again.

2). @Honorless is a friend. I loved his post. Gave it a upvote. 

 

Edited by PrinceGenocide
A little polishing
Posted
36 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said:

1).Aww come on. It's just a bit off topic.:). I promise I won't do it again.

2). @Honorless is a friend. I loved his post. Gave it a upvote. 

Not sure what being off topic has to do with it, but hey, I’m not going to get mad at you or anything - the mods just don’t like it. 

Oh, okay. Glad to know it was in fun. 

After having someone coach me through Elder Scrolls a bit, granted! However, you are the prince of running out of toilet paper. I hope that works, sorry if I did it wrong. @Honorless 

I wish for a paradox. 

Posted

Granted! Now you are your own father. Since that is impossible, you slowly fade until you vanish from existence.

you guy's gave me an idea.

I wish to become moderator!

Posted
1 minute ago, One_Armed said:

Granted! Now you are your own father. Since that is impossible, you slowly fade until you vanish from existence.

you guy's gave me an idea.

I wish to become moderator!

Granted: you are now a moderator of a fandom no one cares about. 

I wish for a :)

Posted
8 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish for a :)

Granted you slashed your mouth and gave yourself a permanent smile. You became joker and reigned on Gotham city until batman killed you. 

I wish for the deathly hollows and conquer death

Posted
7 hours ago, The traveller said:

I wish for the deathly hollows and conquer death

Granted.  You are now loveless and pitiable(did you not read book 7 carefully?).

I wish for more time.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Karger said:

Granted.  You are now loveless and pitiable(did you not read book 7 carefully?).

I wish for more time.

Granted. I give you Midas' touch.

But not for gold. Everything you touch stops in time.

I wish for... two wishes from the next applicant to the Nightwatcher

Posted

Granted, Your wishes shall be fulfilled however each will have two curses.

 

I wish for the ability to mix realities semi-permanently. One such, give this world the metallic arts. Or this world gains Spren for the next two centuries.

Posted (edited)
39 minutes ago, FictionSpren2019 said:

Granted, Your wishes shall be fulfilled however each will have two curses.

 

I wish for the ability to mix realities semi-permanently. One such, give this world the metallic arts. Or this world gains Spren for the next two centuries.

@FictionSpren2019 that was the point

So, make another wish to go with it

I'll grant both at once! 

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Posted
39 minutes ago, FictionSpren2019 said:

Or this world gains Spren for the next two centuries.

(Wanna join a roleplay with KR and other Investitures on Earth?) 

Posted
2 hours ago, Karger said:

You are now loveless and pitiable(did you not read book 7 carefully?).

none of the three Peverell brothers held all the three together... hmm.. but yea i get your point too.. 

Posted
2 hours ago, FictionSpren2019 said:

Granted, Your wishes shall be fulfilled however each will have two curses.

 

I wish for the ability to mix realities semi-permanently. One such, give this world the metallic arts. Or this world gains Spren for the next two centuries.

 

2 hours ago, Honorless said:

@FictionSpren2019 that was the point

So, make another wish to go with it

I'll grant both at once! 

Never mind, I'll consider those two wishes

Granted, area of your choosing has access to the Metallic Arts, but the 'burned' metal is truly destroyed when used and does not cycle back into the earth.

Granted, Voidspren are free to roam the earth

 

I want Capt. Jack Sparrow's compass

Posted

Granted, however with it you loose all sense of direction. Your internal compass has been turned off. You are in a state of almost dizziness at all times you can barley tell which way is up.

 

My knowledge didn’t come with knowing what Capt is so... oh well. Lucky you.

 

I wish for nicrocil inevstature. To accompany with my previous wish and one before that. I have the knowledge of what nicrosil ferrings do, the ability to defy logic and tap investiture. Cheers nightwatcher.

Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, FictionSpren2019 said:

I wish for nicrocil inevstature. To accompany with my previous wish and one before that. I have the knowledge of what nicrosil ferrings do, the ability to defy logic and tap investiture. Cheers nightwatcher.

Granted... By hemalurgic spikes.  You are now open to influence by anyone with shardic or soothing powers.

I wish I knew the location of earth's perpendicularity.

Edited by Karger
Posted

The nightwatcher looks at you then sighs. "I always hated pre-calculus." She pulls out a piece of paper and pencil.

"So if that is negative nine... then that is root of a negative... so it is..." She looks up and hands you the paper after scratching down some numbers.

It reads: (9384 + 82849i, 93 - 837474983i). And so begins your never ending quest for imaginary numbers.

 

I wish that Earth had a stable and easy access perpendicularity, along with magical protections that can stop even Odium or other similar threats. And that has customs.

Posted
38 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

 

I wish that Earth had a stable and easy access perpendicularity, along with magical protections that can stop even Odium or other similar threats. And that has customs.

Granted Nalthis is now renamed earth 

I wish to visit Rosharan moons

Posted
36 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted Nalthis is now renamed earth

All nalthians are confused as the giant voice booms out of the sky proclaiming the news

As for your boon:

You teleport to Salas. You look around, then gasp and freeze to death in the cold and empty void of space. Your lungs collapse, your vision dims, and then you die.

But before you died, you developed the most annoying eyebrow twitch.

I wish that Brandon would give us more info on death rattles.

Posted

Granted, you will soon have the opportunity to experience a death rattle... personally. Observing you will allow great insight into their mechanics.

 

I wish  for a hypoallergenic cat that has hair and is super cute and friendly, (but not evil).

Posted

Granted, you get a Devon Rex. (Look them up, they are the sweetest cats and are as hypoallergenic as you can get without a hairless cat (they don’t have dander)).

But you have to take care of 37 of them.

I wish for the ability to change the seasons at will.

Posted

The Nightwatcher raises an eyebrow at you. “But you already have that ability, my dear,” she explains, pulling up Netflix. “Look here. You can easily change between seasons whenever you feel like!”

I wish for Reese’s Pieces for all mankind.

Posted
8 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

The Nightwatcher raises an eyebrow at you. “But you already have that ability, my dear,” she explains, pulling up Netflix. “Look here. You can easily change between seasons whenever you feel like!”

I wish for Reese’s Pieces for all mankind.

Granted, but Santa gets a restraining order against you. :D

I wish for more Studio C references.

Posted
31 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, you get a Devon Rex. (Look them up, they are the sweetest cats and are as hypoallergenic as you can get without a hairless cat (they don’t have dander)).

But you have to take care of 37 of them.

Very well, I have "taken care" of 37 Devon Rex cats. I am happy with the one that is mine.

Spoiler

By "take care of" you meant I had to kill 37 right? I didn't see any other way  to interpret that, but man, you made me kill 37 adorable Cats, that is just cold.

 

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