Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Ah. Gracias. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*pulls out two glocks once more, and fires them into the air*

*lets out another war whoop*

”AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE, AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE, aaaaaa- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEZZGOHOTDIGGITYHOMESLICEDOG, whooooooooWEEEEEEEEE!

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

*pulls out two glocks once more, and fires them into the air*

*lets out another war whoop*

”AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE, AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE, aaaaaa- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEZZGOHOTDIGGITYHOMESLICEDOG, whooooooooWEEEEEEEEE!

You're in for rough match Ene: we've got a mentally unstable hillbilly on our side! 

[AonEne he/him]

Well, um. I've got...people on my side.

(AC, I just wanted to say I noticed your rank and started dying of laughter okay cool)

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I'll be on your side, Ene.

Spoiler

I won't be much help, but I'll still be there.

 

[AonEne he/him]

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

[AonEne he/him]

On 9/20/2019 at 7:30 PM, Lunamor said:

I wish for some chocolate cause I’m kinda hungry.

Granted, but it's dark chocolate.

5 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

Granted, but you only have it for two seconds.

I wish for another puppy.

Edited September 22, 2019 by AonEne

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. But it always really wants to sit on your shoulder like a parrot (I’ve got a cat who does this. Say goodbye to all feeling in your shoulder! )

I wish for an owl.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but instead of flying or riding on your arm, it always wants to walk on the ground like a dog.

I wish for Luna to read at least one page of Paranatural.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It just made Luna reaaaaaally confused (I read the first thing that showed up and I think I missed something ).

I wish for some cookie dough ice cream.

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, Lunamor said:

It just made Luna reaaaaaally confused (I read the first thing that showed up and I think I missed something ).

That might've been the latest page. My signature has the first one if you're interested (don't feel pressured though)

Granted! You bane is that the raw eggs in the cookie dough make you mildly nauseous when you're done.

I wish for a paper dragon.

[Lunamor she/her]

I’ve started reading it 

Worth it for the ice cream.

Granted. It really likes spitting fire at you.

I wish for some gummy bears.

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, Lunamor said:

I’ve started reading it 

You're welcome

Spoiler

Kidding. Mostly.

 

[Silva]

21 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for some gummy bears.

You get gummy bears, but they turn out to be sentient and try to take over the world.

I wish for a left-handed can opener.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but suddenly, you’re right handed. I wish for more time with my UNLIMITED POWER.

[Silva]

2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but suddenly, you’re right handed. I wish for more time with my UNLIMITED POWER.

You...you...you wouldn't...

You recieve your unlimited power for an eighth of a second.

I wish for world peace.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but the Nightwatcher is unfortunately illiterate, so instead, the world is now in pieces.

I wish for a sword. Or better yet, a shardblade!

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted, you are a Shardbearer! However, the spren is very dissed at you for wishing its death. It sings this in your head until you break the bond.

 

I wish I had a codex of Brandon quotes and excerpts I take with me everywhere. Preferably invisible &/or weightless until I want to look something up.

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, when it’s not invisible/weightless, it has infinite and takes up the space of a fingernail so you can’t read it, it bores into the center of the earth and now earth’s gravity is infinite and everything is completely smooth, and everyone is crushed into a fine paste

i wish for UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

[CadCom he/him]

Granted. You are given @Truthless of Shinovar while he has unlimited power. He does not like being held captive. So he destroys you using his unlimited power. There is some residual unlimited power coursing through your bones, unfortunately you are dead, and cannot use it. 

I wish for Luna's cookie dough Ice cream. 

[Lunamor she/her]

The Nightwatcher gives you a strange look. “Err, if you really want it, I guess?” Suddenly a pile of half digested slop appears on the ground in front of you. “Yeah, I’m not gonna bother with giving a bane for this. Oh, and good luck hauling that away, cause I’m certainly not gonna let you keep it here.”

I wish for a murloc (from World of Warcraft).

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, but the D.E.H.T.A. find your environment unsatisfactory for your murloc's health. So, they debuff you with a permanent Animal Blood debuffer.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Nightwatcher understands a mute is addressing her, so she gives the boon of speech, but his curse is that he can’t hear anymore.

I wish for more cheezits

[CadCom he/him]

Granted. A cheezit falls from the sky directly in front of you at the rate of one cheezit every two minutes. Af first you believe that this is the bane, that you are only able to receive on cheezit every two minutes. However, by the end of the day, you find that you've had about 150 cheezits, and are satisfied. As you lay down to rest though, you get hit by a falling cheezit every two minutes. This keeps you awake for over an hour before you're finally able to ignore the falling and fall asleep. After a good night's rest, and 8 hours of sleep, you wake up to discover you've been covered in over 200 cheezits. 

Throughout the remainder of your 8 hour work day, and 8 hours of extra time, you are bombarded by almost 500 more cheezits. Your family and colleagues love you, and you begin to see how this can be good. You start collecting containers to hand out your extra cheezits, as you are not able to handle that many in a day, day after day. 

A week passes. Soon your family and friends lose interest, only coming periodically for more cheezits. You've found that you've run out of tupperware and other containers for your cheezits. After a month, no one is interested in your cheezits any more, and your skin has begun to turn orange. You realize that this orange tint is not good, and determine that you need to cut down on your cheezit diet. Unfortunately, every 2 minutes, another cheezit falls from the sky, tempting you, luring you to just eat one more. 

One year later, you find that your diet consists of cheezits with every meal, your skin has turned full orange, and you've gained over 50 pounds in a year. Yet the cheezits continue falling. Once. Every. Two. Minutes.  Crunchy. Delicious. Demonic. Cheezits. 

Crunch.

 

I wish for 3 "Crunch" bars, and 10 "Hundred Grand" bars per week.