Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, you can only play with auto jump on, everything inverted, and with one of the fortnight mods I’m sure exits.

 

I wish for a nice day.

[Merlin]

Granted, but then you have as many horrible days as it'll take Branderson to finish all the Stormlight books.

 

I wish for school to end a week after it starts.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Isn’t every day that Sanderson doesn’t publish a book an awful day already?

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

19 hours ago, WannabeWorldhopper said:

I wish for school to end a week after it starts.

Granted, but the law now requires that you have a minimum of 432 semesters of school. And your only break is the week in between semesters.

 

I wish that I had a pet sloth with superpowers.

[I lost my flute]

Granted, but that sloth will die in a month.

I wish I had all of Waynes hats.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head.

I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school

[+Doomstick he/him]

13 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head.

I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school

But it’s untrue!

[+Ark1002]

On 7/21/2019 at 4:13 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but you have the incredible pain of having spikes literally driven through your body, have a deity of evil literally whispering in your ear constantly, and you’re slowly being driven mad.

Being. Driven. Mad.

Heh.

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head.

I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school

Granted, but student's stop having a life outside of school a week later.

[ElendVenture]

On 6/19/2019 at 5:32 AM, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But [REDACTED] turns out to be a trip to Chernobyl, so you get cancer and die.

 

 

 

I wish I could go on a tour of Chernobyl.

No, you don't, you wish for cherry pie and that is granted

I wish that I get good grades (meaning A for all of them) for the rest of my 432 semesters.

Edited August 7, 2019 by ElendVenture

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1st of all, I do want to go to Chernobyl.

2nd, don't tell me what to think. 

3rd, I actually have a pretty good understanding of what happened and how it 'works' today. I have done several presentations. (Also read all of the Wiki article, which uses a lot of complicated terms) 

4th, I will become a Nuclear Engineer soon. 

@ElendVenture

Edited August 7, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[ElendVenture]

6 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

1st of all, I do want to go to Chernobyl.

2nd, don't tell me what to think. 

3rd, I actually have a pretty good understanding of what happened and how it 'works' today. I have done several presentations. (Also read all of the Wiki article, which uses a lot of complicated terms) 

4th, I will become a Nuclear Engineer soon. 

@ElendVenture

Fair enough. My uncle is a nuclear engineer.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

On 8/7/2019 at 3:39 AM, ElendVenture said:

I wish that I get good grades (meaning A for all of them) for the rest of my 432 semesters.

Granted, but suddenly, you’re grades are meaningless. Society has fallen, and school with it. All of the grades you worked hard to earn are flushed down the drain as you wish you spent more time preparing for the apocalypse instead of staying in school.

I wish for a perfect memory; one that I can perfectly recall whatever I want and forget whatever I wish as well.

[Rossamund]

Granted but you're prone to forgetting important things on a whim. Leading to all your important memories quickly being eroded.

I wish for a megaton of helium.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

3 hours ago, Rossamund said:

I wish for a megaton of helium.

Granted!

Attached to your wrist is a steel braided cable that extends up to a mylar balloon containing your megaton of helium. The megaton of helium (1 billion kgs of it) has a volume of 5.6 billion m^3, which means that the mylar balloon you are attached to has a diameter of 2.93 miles.

Unfortunately, you have precious little time to enjoy your helium as you rocket up to the airless expanse of the stratosphere attached to a balloon that's nearly twice as wide as the Golden gate bridge, and that has a lifting force capable of lifting 441 million pounds (which incidentally is enough to lift you and 100 blue whales).

I wish that blue whales would start sightseeing using derigibles with glass walled, copper strutted steam-punk style conveyances.

 

Edited August 12, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but after exactly 2 years, 26 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 3 minutes, and 59 seconds, all whales go blind, preventing them from sightseeing.

I wish to be able to enjoy early mornings

Edited August 12, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Lunamor she/her]

SPAAAAAAAAAACEWHAAAAAAAAALES

Granted, but now you can’t stay up past 8 pm.

I wish to be able to telepathically cook waffles.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, no bane for this amazing wish!

I wish for a lot of waffles

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. But you only get one bottle of syrup.

I wish for a regular sized bottle containing infinite syrup.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but the syrup is the worst you've ever had.

I wish for a win in Surviv.io

[I think I am here. he/him]

Granted, but that’s the only thing you’ll win at. Ever.

I wish the person who posts after me has a good day!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, but you have a good day too

i wish for the next boon to not have a bane

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, nothing happens

I wish that I could control weather!

Edited August 13, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but you have a little cloud that constantly follows you around and rains on you.

I wish that I didn’t sweat.

[+Doomstick he/him]

30 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, but you have a little cloud that constantly follows you around and rains on you.

I wish that I didn’t sweat.

Granted, you always feel hot, and for your bane, you live by in Death Valley and can’t move out

i wish for vanilla beans

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. But they gain sentience and make their one goal the destruction of all other beans, including cocoa and coffee beans.

I wish for a slushy.