Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[John Flamesinger he/him]

Granted, but you can't hear music and your uglier then a mistwraith.

I wish politicians weren't idiots.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. Nothing still gets done in Washington.

 

I wish I didn’t have stupid screen time set on my phone.

Edited July 6, 2019 by Inklingspren

[John Flamesinger he/him]

Granted. The screen doesn't work.

I wish that stuff got done in Washington. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but nothing good gets done in Washington.

 

 

I wish good things would get done in Washington.

 

[John Flamesinger he/him]

Granted, but the government isn't able to contact the country.

I wish the government could contact the country.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1 hour ago, John Flamesinger said:

Granted, but the government isn't able to contact the country.

I wish the government could contact the country.

Granted. But that country turns out to be Russia.

 

I wish Trump would be impeached.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

Granted, but now he can't talk to anyone.

I wish we would stop talking about American Politics.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. We are know going to talk about depressing things.

 

 

 

I wish my sister would stop being a butthole.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

Nightwatcher can't help you with that, BoS. I should know. I have a sister.

 

I wish that I don't get a curse on this website.

Hah, now you can't give me a curse. It doesn't even count if you PM me. What are you going to do?

[Lunamor she/her]

The Nightwatcher raises an eyebrow, then just gives you a bane instead. You can no longer play Halo.

I wish that Zelda Breath of the Wild 2 would come out tomorrow.

Edited July 6, 2019 by Lunamor

[John Flamesinger he/him]

*Breaks Universe and lovingly picks up Halo and inserts it in Xbox and starts playing*

Granted, but you don't have a console to play it on and you can't go to a friends house to play it.

[Lunamor she/her]

15 minutes ago, John Flamesinger said:

*Breaks Universe and lovingly picks up Halo and inserts it in Xbox and starts playing*

Granted, but you don't have a console to play it on and you can't go to a friends house to play it.

The Nightwatcher smites you from existence for neglecting to wish.

I wish that I would stop getting bit by mosquitos.

Edited July 6, 2019 by Lunamor

[John Flamesinger he/him]

Granted, all the spiders in the world now try to bite you.

I wish that I could play Warframe right now (Stupid Xbox Rules, Mom)

[overlord stick]

Granted, but to do anything you have to pay for microtransactions.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Your nonexistent wish is granted, and nothing happens to you. There is no bane, either. 

I wish for hair that never gets dirty from swimming. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, your hair is now perpetually soaking wet.

I wish for a watermelon.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but it’s the nastiest watermelon you’ve ever seen, worms and other bugs crawling through it, and of the red stuff has all rotted and turn brown. And you have to eat all of it.

I wish I could win this cranium game.

[+Ark1002]

Granted, but you will never win another game in your life

I wish I was actually a Steel Inquisitor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but you have the incredible pain of having spikes literally driven through your body, have a deity of evil literally whispering in your ear constantly, and you’re slowly being driven mad. Oh, and the bane is that you have to change you name back to Ark (nice profile pic by the way)

I wish for my school schedule

Edited July 21, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[+Doomstick he/him]

You get it... you know what time school starts and ends now, along with the time each class starts, you don’t know your classes

 

i wish for the blue seed crystal

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Hah lightbringer puns 

 

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

On 7/21/2019 at 9:08 PM, DoomStick said:

i wish for the blue seed crystal

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Hah lightbringer puns 

Granted!

After you make your wish a balloon shaped like a chull and obviously filled with helium drifts out from behind some foliage. Attached to the balloon by a thin string is a box that appears to made from soulcast metal leaves, cleverly joined and hinged at the top. The Nightwatcher beckons for you to take the box from the very light bringer of the box.

As you open the lid, your're dazzled by the brilliant sapphire blue light pouring from the box. Your heart races in anticipation, finally a blue seed crystal will be yours!

Unfortunately as your eyes adjust, you find that it is merely a small chunk of sapphire, shaped like a sesame seed that has been infused with stormlight.

The Nightwatcher's luminous eyes then blaze as your bane is visited upon you.

You now have puppy heads for hands and cat heads for feet. The upside is you can get puppy kisses anytime you want and mice run away in terror at your approach.

 

I wish I had puppy breath.

Edited July 25, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[CadCom he/him]

Granted. Your breath now smells like a puppy. 

Your boon is that you cannot say the letter G.

 

I wish to be on the maiden voyage of the first Carnival cruise line through the Reshi Isles on Roshar. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But you get polio and get paralyzed.

 

I wish for more pain. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but your entire nervous system suddenly is unable to feel pain.

I wish to not be sore.

Edited July 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But the rest of your body is sore. It had to do something with your nervous system…

 

 

 

I wish for my nervous system to feel pain.