+Ed Venture Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Granted. This however invalidates your wish seeing as there is no need to wish for something to go away if it isn’t there. So your wish has no effect. I wish for an nicrosilmind 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Granted, but you can't tap it because you don't have the right identity. I wish for a Dr pepper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Granted, but you drink 15 of them before you have to meet the President. I wish that I could meet John Oliver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Inklingspren said: I wish that I could meet John Oliver. Granted! https://porch.com/vero-beach-fl/plumbers/john-oliver/pp As you finish saying your wish, a plumber named John Oliver from Vero Beach Florida appears 30 feet above your head, holding an oversized plumber's wrench. As he plummets on a collision course with you, he yells out "Itsa nice-a to meetchoo, Ima John Oliver" (just imagine the preceding was said with super Mario's voice). Unfortunately that's the last sensible sentence you ever hear, because shortly after John greets you your cranium meets his oversized plumber's wrench and breaks it's 30 foot fall. I wish my puppy would poop outside. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted! https://porch.com/vero-beach-fl/plumbers/john-oliver/pp As you finish saying your wish, a plumber named John Oliver from Vero Beach Florida appears 30 feet above your head, holding an oversized plumber's wrench. As he plummets on a collision course with you, he yells out "Itsa nice-a to meetchoo, Ima John Oliver" (just imagine the preceding was said with super Mario's voice). Unfortunately that's the last sensible sentence you ever hear, because shortly after John greets you your cranium meets his oversized plumber's wrench and breaks it's 30 foot fall. I wish my puppy would poop outside. Nightwatcher can’t help you there, sorry Edited June 30, 2019 by DoomStick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+King of Herdaz he/him Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 15 hours ago, DoomStick said: Nightwatcher can’t help you there, sorry Yeah, for that you should bring your dog with you... granted, your dog poops outside but he does it right outside of your front door I wish Full Feruchemists and Mistborn returned to the books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, King of Herdaz said: granted, your dog poops outside but he does it right outside of your front door I wish Full Feruchemists and Mistborn returned to the books Granted Sazed is Harmony and Kel is a cognitive shadow i wish for a boon chosen by the nightwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Granted. The Nightwatcher gives you a pie. A mud pie. I wish I was good at singing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit she/her Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 Granted. You are the best singer in the world. But the only person who can hear you died 437 years ago. I wish for my dream last night to come true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 Granted, but so do all your dreams. And from now on you have nothing but nightmares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger he/him Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 On 6/30/2019 at 7:46 AM, Inklingspren said: Granted, but you drink 15 of them before you have to meet the President. Forrest Gump. Just watched that movie last night before fireworks. On 7/3/2019 at 9:04 AM, ThaylenEyebrows said: I wish for my dream last night to come true. Granted, but when the dream ends, you find yourself as the I like Trains kid in ASDF. I wished I was Petty Officer Sierra John - 117. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Quote I recently watched it too. Granted. But you just sit and watch idiot politicians ramble on about George Washington and Airplane Baggage. I wish I was good at dancing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger he/him Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Granted, but you can't hear music and your uglier then a mistwraith. I wish politicians weren't idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) Granted. Nothing still gets done in Washington. I wish I didn’t have stupid screen time set on my phone. Edited July 6, 2019 by Inklingspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger he/him Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Granted. The screen doesn't work. I wish that stuff got done in Washington. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Granted, but nothing good gets done in Washington. I wish good things would get done in Washington. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger he/him Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Granted, but the government isn't able to contact the country. I wish the government could contact the country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 1 hour ago, John Flamesinger said: Granted, but the government isn't able to contact the country. I wish the government could contact the country. Granted. But that country turns out to be Russia. I wish Trump would be impeached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger he/him Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Granted, but now he can't talk to anyone. I wish we would stop talking about American Politics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Granted. We are know going to talk about depressing things. I wish my sister would stop being a butthole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger he/him Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Nightwatcher can't help you with that, BoS. I should know. I have a sister. I wish that I don't get a curse on this website. Hah, now you can't give me a curse. It doesn't even count if you PM me. What are you going to do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) The Nightwatcher raises an eyebrow, then just gives you a bane instead. You can no longer play Halo. I wish that Zelda Breath of the Wild 2 would come out tomorrow. Edited July 6, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger he/him Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 *Breaks Universe and lovingly picks up Halo and inserts it in Xbox and starts playing* Granted, but you don't have a console to play it on and you can't go to a friends house to play it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, John Flamesinger said: *Breaks Universe and lovingly picks up Halo and inserts it in Xbox and starts playing* Granted, but you don't have a console to play it on and you can't go to a friends house to play it. The Nightwatcher smites you from existence for neglecting to wish. I wish that I would stop getting bit by mosquitos. Edited July 6, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger he/him Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Granted, all the spiders in the world now try to bite you. I wish that I could play Warframe right now (Stupid Xbox Rules, Mom) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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