Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, instead you just have global warming, wars everywhere, poverty found in many countries, etc.

I wish to convince @Rosharan A.C. to use mobile instead of computer, due to easier access.

Granted, but Mobile still sucks.

 

I wish mobile didn’t suck.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Impossible,” The Nightwatcher replied.

I wish I had a computer

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

granted, but it's the size of your palm.

I wish phones would stop getting bigger.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but they get so small that they become hard to see. And blow away in the wind. 

I wish for some pie. Scratch that, actually, I want some cobbler. Blackberry cobbler.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted, but it looks and tastes just like a pie. 

I wish that all baseball players had to do the Macarena after hitting a ball before they run. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, no boon exists for such a thing as beautiful as this.

I wish for some more cheez-its 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

granted, but they were all the way out on the land and so you had to go take them from Eto. 

I wish I had a chicken the size of my fridge.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This is depressing....

[+Ark1002]

On 6/16/2019 at 2:22 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

This is depressing....

*cries*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*has no opinion*

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

On 6/16/2019 at 1:55 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but they get so small that they become hard to see. And blow away in the wind. 

Studio C eh?

 

On 6/16/2019 at 2:20 PM, Rosharan A.C. said:

granted, but they were all the way out on the land and so you had to go take them from Eto. 

I wish I had a chicken the size of my fridge.

Granted, but your fridge is a mini-fridge. Actually, a mini-mini-mini-mini...you get the idea. So basically, you've got a chicken the size of a dust particle.

I wish that Mistborn: Secret History 2 was out now, that I could read it, and that I would be able to remember all of its contents and the contents of all the other Sanderson books.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Yaaaaaay, you get my reference!!!

[AonEne he/him]

52 minutes ago, StormblessedSurvivor said:

Studio C eh?

Want to join a Studio C PM?

Spoiler

 

[+Ed Venture]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

Want to join a Studio C PM?

May I?

 

3 hours ago, StormblessedSurvivor said:

I wish that Mistborn: Secret History 2 was out now, that I could read it, and that I would be able to remember all of its contents and the contents of all the other Sanderson books.

Granted. However you get hit by a soccer ball and get a concussion, losing all memory of Sanderson. When you walk into your room and see all the books you think that a Crazy Book Addict lives there instead of you.

 

I wish I could access all Disney movie soundtracks from my mind.

Edited June 18, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but only “Just Around the River Bend” gets stuck in your head, playing in an endless loop.

I wish that me and the boys beat the End today

[+Ark1002]

Granted, but your computer crashes and deletes your world

I wish to be even sexier than I am

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Oooooooookaaaay. The Nightwatcher grants your wish, but your increased sexiness is only recognized by yourself and chimpanzees.

I wish that all ticks, chiggers, and mosquitos were blown into oblivion.

[+Doomstick he/him]

23 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Oooooooookaaaay. The Nightwatcher grants your wish, but your increased sexiness is only recognized by yourself and chimpanzees.

I wish that all ticks, chiggers, and mosquitos were blown into oblivion.

Granted Oblivion is now mad at you and is out for revenge 

 

i wish for [REDACTED]

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But [REDACTED] turns out to be a trip to Chernobyl, so you get cancer and die.

 

 

 

I wish I could go on a tour of Chernobyl.

Edited June 19, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but while there, an inexplicable second nuclear meltdown happens, sending waves of radiation everywhere.

I wish for there to never be a repeat meme sent in any group chat

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

 (In reality that is impossible, put lets just pretend for a second). Granted, but now there are no memes at all in any group chat.

 

 

I wish that the world was ruled by whoever could produce the most good memes.

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, Rosharan A.C. said:

There are no memes at all in any group chat.

What have you done.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

What have you done.

Well I need to do something catastrophic to convince my cousin that repeat memes aren't always bad. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

29 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

 (In reality that is impossible, put lets just pretend for a second). Granted, but now there are no memes at all in any group chat.

 

 

I wish that the world was ruled by whoever could produce the most good memes.

Granted. As his first act, he gets rid of Article 13. But the World Economy crashes.

 

 

I wish my family was atheist like me.

[+Ark1002]

Granted, but you are converted to christianity.

I wish I was infinitely powerful.