Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

3 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, you lose them, and you never find them again.

I wish for a Utah truffle

Granted, but it doesn’t taste any different form a North Dakota Truffle.

 

 

I wish that Inception was real.

[ShardShaper he/him]

Granted, but you die before you realize that it is real.

I wish for Eternal Happiness

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you also have Eternal itches all over your body. You scratch so much that your skin falls off. It is extremely painful. You're still happy though!

 

I wish for a cookie.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but it's spiked.

 

I wish for a non spiked cake.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, but it's spiked.

 

I wish for a non spiked cake.

Granted, but the candles are spikes, and then you remember your being held captive by the Steel Ministry on your birthday

I wish for no curse

[overlord stick]

Granted, you have no boon.

 

I wish to read minds

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, you have no boon.

 

I wish to read minds

Granted. Now you are like poor Queenie (I dunno how to spell it) in Fantastic Beasts Two.

I wish for my cat to quit trying to balance on my shoulder.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, you are utterly overwhelmed by thoughts, and telepaths everywhere are annoyed at your mental screaming.

I wish for a puppy again.

Ninjaed - ignore this.

Just now, Lunamor said:

Granted. Now you are like poor Queenie (I dunno how to spell it) in Fantastic Beasts Two.

I wish for my cat to quit trying to balance on my shoulder.

Granted. Now a dog tries to.

I wish for a puppy.

Edited April 14, 2019 by AonEne

[overlord stick]

You both are granted, but were ninja'd

I wish to be a real ninja.

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, Emperor Stick said:

You both are granted, but were ninja'd

So I get a puppy?

[overlord stick]

yes.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

I wish for people to wish.

Edited April 14, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[AonEne he/him]

What? Never mind, you changed it.

Edited April 14, 2019 by AonEne

[ShardShaper he/him]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

What?

If this is your wish, than I grant it. Your boon is that you become an aluminum misting (a punishment in and of itself). Your curse is that you are no longer able to access any other form of investiture.

 

I wish for perfect intelect, and the ability to use big words at the right moment.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, ShardShaper said:

I wish for perfect intelect, and the ability to use big words at the right moment.

The Nightwatcher has no idea what “intelect” is, so she gives you perfect hair brushing skills. You now can no longer spell anything right and have a terrible intellect.

I wish for some pasta.

[ShardShaper he/him]

Granted. It's spiked, and full of crazy hard amethyst crystals that you end up breaking your teeth on.

I wish for the ability to have infinite boons from the nightwatcher, while having no curse.

[Zath he/him]

30 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

I wish for the ability to have infinite boons from the nightwatcher, while having no curse.

The Nightwatcher snorts.  "Ha!  That's cute," she says patronizingly, patting you on the head.  

You get a waffle.

Whenever you pop a joint, it makes a noise like nails scraped over a chalkboard.

...

I wish for a stopwatch that can turn junk mail into grass.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But you can’t think of what to wish for.

 

 

 

I wish for my cousin to read 1984.

[Zath he/him]

8 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish for my cousin to read 1984.

Granted.  Your cousin gets a little more paranoid, naturally.

Your bane is that your cousin thinks the book is better than anything Sanderson's written.  Surely, no bane has ever been so dire.

...

I reiterate my prior wish: I wish for a stopwatch that can turn junk mail into grass.

[ShardShaper he/him]

Granted. But whenever you use it, your fingernails fall off & turn into junk mail.

I wish to be Hoid

Edited April 15, 2019 by ShardShaper

[Silva]

Granted. From now on your nickname is Hoid. @whattheHoid isn't so happy about it though.

I wish for the intro threads to be free from DA denizens offering baked goods for a day.

[overlord stick]

Granted, they offer spiked meat and vegetables instead.

I wish to live in the cosmere.

[AonEne he/him]

39 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, they offer spiked meat and vegetables instead.

Honestly, that would be a nice cha - wait, where are they getting this spiked meat.

[overlord stick]

Giant Robo Attack Wombats.

[Lunamor she/her]

8 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Giant Robo Attack Wombats.

At least that is what the meat looks like...