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Granted, but it once belonged to a man who desperately wants it back. You must ask yourself. How much do you really want that blanket?

I wish for a lifetime supply of goldfish.

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4 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said:

Granted. You’re gluten intolerant instead

i wish for a frog

Hey, at least I can still eat ice cream!

Granted. It's actually a prince who is really confused. In a far off land, a princess is ticked off.

I may have been ninjaed, but I can still reply!

 

2 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, it dies

I wish for a nice, fresh, cake that I can eat and it tastes amazing.

Grated. You are diagnosed with diabetes the next day.

I wish for it to be spring already!

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