Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Granted, but you must now travel the world for the next 9 months carrying the horrible burden of not being able to speak of it to anyone on pain of being thanos’d if you spoil ONE. SINGLE. DETAIL. I SWEAR TO ENDOWMENT....

I wish to be not-poor.

Posted (edited)

Granted. The IRS takes it all away.

I wish you would join the alleyverse

 

(PS. I love how Thanos is a verb now!)

Edited by beantheboy12
Posted

Granted. once again. Boon and Bane. Are you sure you want to do this?

 

i wish to know what Alleyverse is and what joining it entails.

Posted (edited)

Granted. Click on the first link in my sig. You are now subject to cookie terrorism.

I wish that I could have a personal helicopter.

Edited by beantheboy12
Posted

Granted. The consequences of suddenly having a helicopter in your property that has no registration, no purchase history, no manufacturer’s markings, and a total lack of branding and explanation when you have no idea how to fly a helicopter play out accordingly.

 

I wish to be an edgy, off the grid vigilante that partners up with his snarky AI sidekick that manages his nanotech-based alien War-Suit to bring down the various underground crime rings and shady government programs in the US.

Posted
16 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

I wish to be an edgy, off the grid vigilante that partners up with his snarky AI sidekick that manages his nanotech-based alien War-Suit to bring down the various underground crime rings and shady government programs in the US.

Granted, but all of your attempts to bring down the crime rings and government programs will have absolutely no effect.

 

I wish that I could never be tired again.

Posted (edited)

Granted, good luck trying to fly the Iron Man suit. (Get it? Tony Stark)

I wish to have enough money to live without having to work.

Edited by Lunamor
Posted (edited)

Granted. They give your mouth splinters instead.

I wish for a taco.

Edited by Lunamor
Posted

(Okay I can live with splinter—*spren start pouring out mouth* I CHANGED MY MIND)

Granted. You must now advertise Taco Bell on the corner of State St. and 4th.

 

I wish to be able to successfully pull off the “bad boy” look.

Posted (edited)

Granted. You discover that ‘stick’ is actually the descendant of “Trunk the Stalwart”, hero of the 236th Desolation. You must now live with your hand’s nervous systems being inverted. (I.e. grab something with your left hand, it feels like your right hand is holding something)

 

I wish for a storybook story

Edited by The Technovore

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...