Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ink he/him]

1 minute ago, Sunbringer said:

Granted. You are now a fox.

I wish to be the absolute master of the Nightwatcher and she does everything I want her to.

Ooh sweet that’s almost as good.

 

Granted. However, you are now Cultivation’s puppet and must do everything she wants you to do.

 

I wish for omnipotence.

[Sunbringer he/him]

granted. You are now the omnipotent god of a colony of ants.

I wish for my cooking to have Lift's approval

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, now all you can cook is pancakes.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[Winds Alight she/her]

Granted. It's cold.

I wish for pizza.

[Ink he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that the cheese seems to be extra moldy. You start seeing things that aren’t there and such.

 

I wish for a printer that prints money.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but the authorities find out about it and you are arrested before you can spend any of it.

I wish for a new phone (mine is really old.)

[Teague she/her]

4 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for a new phone (mine is really old.)

Granted, you get the newest model of whichever company you please, but the only numbers it will dial or receive belong to telemarketers

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I wish to go diving down a huge waterfall into a cave in the rainforest. Nothing can go wrong here...

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but there is no water in the cave that you dive into.

I wish for birds to quit waiting until the very last second to hop in front of a driving car.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but now they are always crossing 24/7 nonstop.

I wish for entertainment.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

50 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for birds to quit waiting until the very last second to hop in front of a driving car.

Granted! They are now much more proactive about trying to kill humanity, they even made a movie about it:

Doh, ninja'd by Bitbitio!

1 minute ago, BitBitio said:

I wish for entertainment.

Granted! You get a bag of popcorn and get to watch the documentary "The Birds", careful though, Birds love popcorn.

I wish that everyone who has lost something important to them will find it.
I just found my wallet after it was missing for about a week, so I want others to enjoy the same sense of relief as well. It's a mighty fine feeling.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, they will find their items. Then those items will spontaneously combust.

I wish for a fire that you can hold without hurting yourself.

[Rashek of Bridge Four he/him]

Granted, but it will give little heat and dim light.

I wish to become Death.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but you can’t kill anyone.

I wish for an unpoppable bubble.

Edited January 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ink he/him]

Granted. You are trapped inside, and slowly asphyxiate to death, as nothing can get in or out.

I wish to be the best piano player in the world.

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

Granted. The atmosphere vanishes except for a minuscule layer around you, and everyone else dies. 

I wish to be able to make others wishes come true. 

[Ink he/him]

Granted. You are now a genie! The bad news is... you’re kinda... trapped inside a bottle... in the heart of the amazon rainforest... guarded by thousands of terrors known and unknown. But hey, you’ve got yourself to talk to!

I wish to have lazer-vision.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but your laser vision is just as powerful as a regular laser pointer.

I wish for a country to call my own.

Edited January 15, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ink he/him]

Granted. You get Russia. Good luck sorting out all its issues! 

I wish I could make clones of myself.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but they turn evil and attempt to destroy you.

I wish for some salami.

[Arash.F he/him]

14 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, but they turn evil and attempt to destroy you.

I wish for some salami.

Granted, but as it seems to the Nightwatcher (me in this case!) that you are an overeater, you will lose your teeth forever and can only stomach soup.

I wish Sanderson would post a reply to this topic.

Edited January 15, 2019 by Arash.F

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get no curse, as the Nightwatcher believes that your boon is one most worthy. She too wishes to meet her creator.

I wish for @Arash.F‘s wish to be read by @Brandon Sanderson.

Edited January 15, 2019 by Lunamor

[Turtle373 he/him]

granted but because he took the time to respond SA4 will take one extra oth to be released

I wish that bad drivers no longer get to drive

[Dalakaar he/him]

21 minutes ago, Turtle373 said:

I wish that bad drivers no longer get to drive

Granted, no one gets to drive.

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I want to watch Hoid meet all of my favourite characters from other series.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but doing so creates a time paradox, which results in all of your favorite characters never existing in the first place.

I wish for my own flag.

[Ink he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that the flag is made of tissue paper.

 

I wish to be successful.