Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but every time someone mentions chess you have to scream I LOVE CHECKERS and throw it at them.

I wish for a slice of pizza.

[+Invocation]

11 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, but every time someone mentions chess you have to scream I LOVE CHECKERS and throw it at them.

 

You say that like it's a downside.

 

11 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for a slice of pizza.

Granted. The slice is .00000000003 microns thick, and only an inch long.

I wish for the ability to divine if a question will be a RAFO or not.

[Lunamor she/her]

12 minutes ago, Invocation said:

I wish for the ability to divine if a question will be a RAFO or not.

Do you mean decide?

[+Invocation]

32 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Do you mean decide?

No, I mean tell what it's gonna be before I ask, so I know what to ask when.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but from now on you will have a slightly runny nose.

 

I wish for the ability to meet all of my favorite Cosmere characters! *CoughPatternCough*

[+Ed Venture]

granted! The only way this is possible however, is if they are all pulled into the real world from their cognitive realm or physical realm respectively. that means all you get is a bunch of shardblades! they're alive for the time being, and you're meeting them so it all counts, you just can't talk to them, and because they have no oaths in this realm they all become dead shardblades! doesn't that sound wonderful! too bad you're not a surgebinder then you would be able to hear their tortured screams in your head. alas this is all you get!

 

i wish for more capital letters

Edited January 8, 2019 by Rekrulmurof Eht

[Winds Alight she/her]

GrAnTeD bUt YoU oNlY gEt ThEm In tHiS fAsHiOn

I want to know the title and cover for Stormlight 4 before everyone else.

[Eris she/her]

1 hour ago, Winds Alight said:

GrAnTeD bUt YoU oNlY gEt ThEm In tHiS fAsHiOn

I want to know the title and cover for Stormlight 4 before everyone else.

Granted, but you won't get to read it 

I wish for more cats!

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, you get some wild lions.

I wish to own the moon.

[+Invocation]

5 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I wish to own the moon.

Granted, you are teleported to the moon and it becomes yours through right of conquest for the duration of your life. You have no space suit.

I wish to be able to summon windows at random to defenestrate myself without harm.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but you receive a random Smedry talent without any of the benefits.

I wish to be able to turn myself invisible at will.

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

Granted, but the fifty-seven people nearest you are injured as if they had been defenestrated out of a fifth story window and landed on the ground.

 

I wish to have my own spren bonded (one of the Knight Radiant spren) which is bonded to me, I have sworn at least the fourth ideal, and he/she is my best friend.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but you are forced to break your oaths, killing your spren.

I wish for spell check to quit messing up what I am trying to write.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but every time it corrects a word correctly, a baby seal dies.

I wish to be as smart as Taravangian when he wrote the Diagram.

 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Granted, but you are unable to speak nor write.

I wish for all of the knowledge in the Cosmere.

[+Invocation]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, but you receive a random Smedry talent without any of the benefits.

 

I have no idea what this means.

14 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

I wish for all of the knowledge in the Cosmere.

Granted. You are now in a permanent coma due to the overload.

I wish to have an idea for what to wish for.

[Dalakaar he/him]

6 minutes ago, Invocation said:

wish to have an idea for what to wish for.

Granted, you receive every boon and curse in this entire Topic!

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I wish women never got periods.

>.> <.<

 

[+Invocation]

Just now, Dalakaar said:

Granted, you receive every boon and curse in this entire Topic!

Oh sweet holy God no please have mercy.

 

1 minute ago, Dalakaar said:

I wish women never got periods.

 

Granted. Fertility rate plunges as all women have only a single portion of their life where they are able to bear children and from then on are infertile forever.

I wish to have motivation to do what I want and need.

[Dalakaar he/him]

5 minutes ago, Invocation said:

Oh sweet holy God no please have mercy.

Yeah... that happened. 

5 minutes ago, Invocation said:

Granted. Fertility rate plunges as all women have only a single portion of their life where they are able to bear children and from then on are infertile forever.

Did we just solve over-population? Cause I'm not seeing a huge downside. (I hate kids. Bleh, loud smelly things.)

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Just replying, please pass this by next Poster!

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[Rossamund]

Granted if you fail to accomplish your goals you get electrocuted as if you had a shock collar.

I wish for no wishes.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

 

Granted, but you are the only one who doesn't have any.

I wish to be able to shape shift into any animal.

Edited January 9, 2019 by Kelsier'sGodComplex

[+Invocation]

3 minutes ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said:

I wish for no wishes.

Granted. You no longer have the ability to want anything. Ever. Under any circumstances.

I wish for the project for Mars and moon colonies to be complete.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you are the only one who doesn't get to leave Earth.

I wish to breath underwater and withstand any amount of water pressure.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted, but you turn into a fish.

I wish for a grain of rice.

 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but little did you know, that the rice is radioactive and it gives you rice powers. You are now the friendly, neighborhood RICEMAN!

I wish for a 24 karat gold cello.