Xavier Iriarte Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Granted, but you will have a very difficult time deciding what you want for the rest of your life. I wish to be the smartest person ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Granted, but no one believes anything that you say. I wish for an unlimited supply of cheese (don’t judge me). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 18 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for an unlimited supply of cheese (don’t judge me). I never judge cheese. (Despite not liking it.) Granted, but you fell an unavoidable urge to scream "I WANNA TALK ABOUT CHEESE" whenever you think about romance, Studio C, or the Nightwatcher. Welcome to the Shard, by the way! I wish for a puppy. It's been too long since I wished for a puppy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Granted, but it is impossible to potty train. I wish for Stormlight 4 to already be finished and published in all of its glory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atium Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for Stormlight 4 to already be finished and published in all of its glory. Granted, but you can't read it I wish for infinite free cake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Granted, but the cake has no sugar in it. I wish for wi fi that never goes down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Granted but, it only works if you post some hate talk on the Shard about SA I wish for the ability to access the Weave from D&D 5e 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Granted, but it transforms you into a level one half-orc wizard who unfortunately has an even lower Intelligence score than possible (-2) giving you a -6 Intelligence, and in the case that you somehow manage to access the Weave, the REAL demogorgon comes with a bunch of Mind Flayers and Storm Giants if you ever do more than the power of a cantrip. Also a couple tarrasques intent on killing you (I don't know, isn't there only one known of? Maybe some came from a different dimension) but the Nightwatcher feels bad for you so you can't take any damage from the tarrasques. I wish to be a level 20 human bard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Well then... did not see that coming. You thoroughly got me @StormblessedSurvivor You deserve all the up votes Question, What sub-class? Cause it matters! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Uhhh...let's go College of Glamour - from Xanathar's Guide to Everything, I think? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 2 hours ago, The Forumlurker said: Granted but, it only works if you post some hate talk on the Shard about SA Never!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 OK then! Too bad Lunamor no high speed, never going down, perfect WiFi! Granted! You would make a wonderful Lv 20 human bard! Worldbringer perhaps??? However, your magic works only if its focus is the sharing of the deadest of memes. VIEW THE REST AT YOUR OWN RISK: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 You forgot to put a wish, so I shall give you your own curse. I wish for the next post to be written in Spanish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailnaise Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 (ugh i don't speak spanish...someone translate it.) Well the obvious bane here would be... You can now only speak spanish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailnaise Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 I forgot to do a wish... Okay well here since I don't know spanish, I wish for someone to translate what I wrote in the last post into spanish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Here is your bane. You can't understand English, and will never be able to relearn it or any other language. Ha. My wish, I want to be a successful neuroscientist who saves many lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 (ugh no hablo español...alguien traduzcalo.) Bueno el castigo obvio aquí sería... Ahora solo puedes hablar español. Like that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailnaise Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Eluvianii said: (ugh no hablo español...alguien traduzcalo.) Bueno el castigo obvio aquí sería... Ahora solo puedes hablar español. Like that? I would assume so?? @Kelsier'sGodComplex The Nightwatcher has granted your wish, but you're student loans from college will never go away. Have fun with that I wish that Stormlight 4 could come out right now... Edited January 5, 2019 by Mailnaise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 @Mailnaise Here is you bane, Stormlight 4 will be released but when you go to read it, buy it or borrow it, it is unavailable or you can't find it meaning you will never get to see it. (this excludes stormlight 5 and so on...) I wish to live a fulfilling life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eris said: I wish to live a fulfilling life Granted! You work in the Fulfillment Department for Depend Mens Underwear. I want a spren. Any spren. I'll even leave it open ended for the following person to be even extra terrible. I just want one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted, you get an angry anger spren from the cognitive realm. Good luck with that. I wish for some pancakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted you get pancakes but each pancake you have will taste like it is overloaded with salt I wish for more time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) Quote I wish for more time Granted. Your time is now up. I wish for literally any book in the world that ever has existed. Edited January 6, 2019 by Invocation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Granted, you get one of those sad books where the dog dies in the end and are forced to read it. One that note, I wish for people to quit writing sad books where the dog does in the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted, you get one of those sad books where the dog dies in the end and are forced to read it. One that note, I wish for people to quit writing sad books where the dog does in the end. Granted, dogs start writing sad books about dogs dying in the end. (They're really bad at it too.) My boon this time is simple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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