Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lumgol she/her]

7 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

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LUM!?

Okay, now you've gotta be stalking me.

Also, I didn't just join. I was here all along.

[Kidpen he/him]

1 minute ago, Lumgol said:

Granted. Whenever you go back in time, you get a strange compulsion to murder your ancestors whenever you meet them.

I wish for copperminds and the power of Feruchemical copper.

Granted. The copperminds contain only this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I wish for a pie that never runs out.

[Lumgol she/her]

Granted. The pie is permanently smashed into your face.

I wish to be awesome.

[Silva]

You now have only some awe and can't get any more.

I wish to get the rights to a baneless boon.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

On ‎24‎/‎09‎/‎2014 at 8:04 AM, Ashiok said:

sure, but you can't breathe air.

 

No School, but same knowledge and recomendations as somebody who has school

Your wish has been granted. You can only flip burgers at McDonalds.

 

I want to control this website so whatever is curse is given to me I can reverse it.

[ebfritz]

Ok, but you can only reverse the word it (ti).

I wish to be able to telephoto to anywhere in the cosmere at will.

 

[Rasarr she/her]

Granted - you can travel to anywhere in the Cosmere by snapping your fingers, but the boon interprets any time your index finger and your thumb meet (even through a glove) as snapping, and brings you to a place closest to what you've been thinking about at the time (even if you're unconscious).

I wish for a jar of Nutella that never runs out.

[Veden Truthwatcher she/her]

Granted, but you can never pair said Nutella with any other food or it will taste like crem.

I wish to be less stressed and worried about school.

[Lord of the Dark Lands]

Granted, but you now don't do any homework or revising and you spend all your time hanging out with friends, playing videogames and reading Brandon Sanderson books, so you fail all your exams.

I wish I could teleport to any part of the world at will.

[Snipexe he/him]

Granted, but a hungry bear seeking your blood teleports with you. This however is not your bane. Your bane, which is completely unrelated to your boon is that you gain a strange compulsion to hug wild bears. Hope that doesn’t come back to bite you.

I wish for my bane to be that I can only speak in puns

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted... wait a sec...

Uh, I guess your boon is that you get to choose your own bane? I guess? Congrats!

I wish to join the Tautology Club.

[Rasarr she/her]

Granted, but from now on you can only say obvious things.

I wish for a copy of Words of Radiance (the in-universe book, not SA2) in a language that I would be able to read.

[ScarletSabre he/him]

15 hours ago, Rasarr said:

Granted, but from now on you can only say obvious things.

I wish for a copy of Words of Radiance (the in-universe book, not SA2) in a language that I would be able to read.

Granted, but the book is the size of a Cremling. You can read the language, but you're going to need a good magnifying class to do so, or possibly a microscope.

I wish to be able to see myself and the world, in third person, as if I was a character in a game, whenever I wished.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, but now you can only move your hands. For the rest, as if you were a character in a videogame, you'll need a controller.

I wish to be able to speak and read every language.

[Dresden_Stormblessed]

Granted but you have short-term memory loss.

I wish for the power of manipulating probability. What are the chances a co-worker brings me delicious brownies at work? 0%? We're just going to make that a solid 100%.

[supersmith]

Granted, but you can only choose 100% or 0%. no in between.

 

I wish to travel 2 week into the future so I don't have to deal with finals.  

[Rashek of Bridge Four he/him]

Granted, but you travel an additional two weeks every two weeks.

I wish I could change how people worked.

[Snipexe he/him]

Granted, but your bane is that everytime you type on a key it will get progressively hotter until it’s too hot too touch, also if anyone types on it it will explode have fun

For my boon I would like a glass of water

[sonoskay]

Granted, but the glass is now deeply sentimental  to you. You will cherish  it always.

 

The boon i ask is to have a bigger positive impact on the world than a negative one.

Edited December 5, 2018 by sonoskay

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

Granted. You will always add but never subtract anything (even if the thing you want to subtract is a nuclear bomb).

 

I wish to be good with relationships. 

[Rashek of Bridge Four he/him]

Granted. You will be friends with terrible people who want to cheat you and take everything of yours.

I wish I had Nightblood and could use it easily.

(Hard to type. My keys are burning up.)

[Sparkrunner he/him]

You now have Nightblood as an easel.

Have fun painting.

I wish I was active.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Stroller of Road said:

I wish I was active.

Active how? Like, physically?

If so, your wish is granted, but you are duty-bound to go to the gym for 4.5 hours every day, starting at 4:30 am. 

I wish I could move and think 5x my current speed/adjust my mental and physical speed at will.

[Rashek of Bridge Four he/him]

Granted, but everything is 100x heavier.

I wish for infinite skill in everything.

[Winds Alight she/her]

Granted, but you are obliged to use your skills for free and are not allowed to earn money with them.

I wish to be able to do with only about 2-3 hours of sleep a night.

Edited December 11, 2018 by Winds Alight