Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted. She grants that one. 

I wish for three chihuahuas that dislike onions.

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted. They instead enjoy eating shoes. Have fun with that one.

I wish for 1,000 feet of ribbon.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but it always doesn't match the stuff you want it to be on.

I wish that everything shiped would come within the hour of purchase, free of charge.

Edited May 31, 2018 by Jehoiada

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but unfortunately, every time you order something you must move 500 miles away instantly. Your belongings come with you, but the things you ordered will never be yours. You have to purchase things manually and with cost forever.

I wish for three additional chihuahuas that like onions, contrary to my previous post.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. They, from here on out, smell bad.

I wish for three chihuahuas that eat computer viruses.

And nothing else.

[Slimy_Slider]

Granted, your Chihuahuas keep your computer safe from harm.

Unfortunately, every computer virus they eat is excreted as a real-life virus.

 

I wish that I could come up with an original and inspired Cosmere theory.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, you make a wonderfull cosmere theory that no ones ever thought of, you spend hours even days writing it up it's so amazing, but when you post it no one ever sees it.

I wish for amazing writing abilities.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. You now have the writing abilities of Zath, Mistspren, and Brandon Sanderson COMBINED.

However, you must say one of these three specific inside jokes in every bane you give on this thread: Flashback Girl, Roman Torchwick's Ghost, and/or Pasta. It can be minor, or even have nothing to do with the bane. But it must be there.

I wish for Cinder to...no, that's a spoiler...I wish Pyrrha...nope, hmm...I WANT MY CHRISTMASTREE, CRWBY! ... uhm...

I wish to have a loving home for my elderly rabbird, Ink. Not to be confused with Inklingspren. Check my profile for a pic.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. However, Ink turns into ink.

@Apollyon the command is this: “have an anticlimactic command”. 

I wish Apollyon enjoyed the above joke.

Edited June 1, 2018 by Kidpen

[AonEne he/him]

(I don't wanna godmod, if that term applies here)

But hey, I enjoy it. If that means anything.

Also, ha! You turned ink into ink, but you never turned Ink into ink! Grammar wins again!

So whose loving home is it?

[Kidpen he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

(I don't wanna godmod, if that term applies here)

But hey, I enjoy it. If that means anything.

Also, ha! You turned ink into ink, but you never turned Ink into ink! Grammar wins again!

So whose loving home is it?

Fixed

[Apollyon he/him]

@Kidpen, granted. But on one condition; it was particularly anticlimactic. I was hoping for something like “enlighten me”.

I wish that everyone would find a particular show that exists on YT and watch it. Then we would all split off into sides, Arkos and Lancaster; in a great civil war to save (and/or end) humanity.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted.

After years of struggle, there was a fateful night when Lancaster was besieged on a second front by ChristmasTree, and lo, it fell. Arkos and ChristmasTree - the latter also known as RoseGarden - forged an alliance.

Many years later, after [REDACTED], Arkos went to war again; this time without CT/RG at its side. It battled now with White Knight, after such had just defeated Weitune/Iceberg. To this day, the war between WK and Arkos still goes on. But a winner is beginning to emerge, to the shock and horror of many. What terrible wars you have set upon this Earth.

I wish we had the full version of Smile already, because it's taking too storming long.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. however, because everyone rushed to get it done ASAP, they accidentally changed it to 'Frown'.

I wish for the magical ability to ninja people over and over.

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, however you have to wear a bright orange tracksuit whenever you do.

I wish I could create diamonds and other gems from the pressure of my grip.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but you can't control your grip, so everything you grab gets as squished as Roman Torchwick's Ghost,

I wish to be the next avatar.

Edited June 5, 2018 by Jehoiada

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. However, you are afraid of water, live on a floating metal island, breath only through a gas mask, and blister easily

I wish to yo my yoyo.

[Zath he/him]

2 hours ago, Gancho Libre said:

I wish to yo my yoyo.

Granted.  When you get back to your kitchen at home after visiting the Nightwatcher, your yo-yo is sitting on the counter. 
"Yo," you say.  Unsurprisingly the yo-yo does not respond, because it is an inanimate object.  You leave your yo-yo to go get some fro-yo with your bro, yo.

Your bane is that you have lost the ability to tip-toe.  Every time you try, you fall over.

I wish for a living teddy bear named Professor Bartholdi Bartholomew Junior the Third.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but he dislikes his name and decides to change it. He legally changes his name to Professor Bartholdi Bartholomew Junior the Fourth. 

I wish for a very red shirt, so red that it is redder than red in the reddest possible way. Red.

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, but any who look at it are blinded by the redness of it. It is simply to pure a red.

I wish for fuzzy purple pjs with pockets and cute little penguins on them.

[Ashspren]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

Granted, but any who look at it are blinded by the redness of it. It is simply to pure a red.

I wish for fuzzy purple pjs with pockets and cute little penguins on them.

Granted, but someone brings the penguins to life. They peck at you constantly. It's extremely annoying.

I wish for @Ishar's Hemalurgic beaver to be mine and to love me forever.

[Apollyon he/him]

Hmm... Granted, but the hemallurgic beaver loves you so much that it smothers you via hug. You die and it returns to @Ishar.

I wish for an obscurely high number of kittens.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. Unfortunately, this number is so obscure that no one even know what it is. Your bane is that you must count them for all eternity.

I wish for an obscenely high number of kittens.

[NoiseSpren he/him]

Granted. You have about dozen of kittens. In your underwear. So obscene.

 

I wish for windrunning kitten.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but flashback girl everyone knows that  kittens are evil, thus your kitten is always trying to kill you.

I wish to have shiny eyes.

Edited June 5, 2018 by Jehoiada