Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NoiseSpren he/him]

Granted, but he will not do it now...

[NoiseSpren he/him]

I wish, I was memorist.

[Gray to he/him]

Granted, but you also have a perfect memory for your nightmares, not normal dreams, and the horrors you see haunt you all day every day.

I wish I could form the physical manifestation of Anxiety and Awkwardness so I could deck them across the face Kelsier-style.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. They punch you back. Harder.

Edited May 11, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Apollyon he/him]

Since @Gancho Libre didn't wish, I wish to know what the command is on Hoid's awakened boxers.

[Ethour]

Granted you can never use the same command yourself

 

I wish to achieve a nahel bond with 10 spren

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but they are all the same kind of spren, you only gain one power.

I wish to know the exact words used in awakening Hoid's boxers. In words.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. The exact words are *whisper whisper whisper*. To be clear "*whisper whisper whisper*" is not the command, I just whispered to you.

I wish everyone would deliberately keep this information from Apollyon.

[Apollyon he/him]

*Apollyon seethes in the background*

Granted @Kidpen, but in your 3rd post from now in this thread, you must divulge the command to me.

I wish to have a personal penthouse in Silverlight, along with spren servants to wait on my every need.

Edited May 11, 2018 by Apollyon

[Zath he/him]

2 hours ago, Apollyon said:

I wish to have a personal penthouse in Silverlight, along with spren servants to wait on my every need.

Granted.  Your penthouse is fantastic by any standard.  The spren servants are a tad grumpy, but they always perform their duties to the letter.  Those letters are RAFO.  You never actually know what the servants do or who they are.  You know that these servants exist, but when you try to remember what they said, or what they look like... It's all a hazy blur.  Also, whenever you leave your penthouse, you lose all memory of what happened outside.  You know that you did leave, but your next memory is of you waking up in your bed (your extremely comfy, penthouse-worthy bed) as one of the RAFOspren shakes you gently awake.  This bane will be lifted when Brandon Sanderson finally writes a Silverlight novel/novella, at which time you will be evicted from your penthouse and forced to live on the streets of Silverlight.  At least as a street urchin you won't have your memory wiped by RAFOspren -- though in the Cognitive Realm, who knows what the gutters are like...

I wish to know exactly when all of Brandon Sanderson's future novels/novellas will be published, so I can start a count-down calendar and not be kept in suspense.  That's an innocent-enough wish, yes...?

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. You lose the ability to count, however.

I wish waffle fries were severed every ten feet around the world.

[Barbarian AL he/him]

Granted! Businesses are falling apart as there is too much competition now-a-days in the waffle fries industry.

I wish for the ability to instantly consume knowledge from a book or the like.

[Xtafa]

Granted, you may instantly consume the knowledge of A book. You may only choose one. This fact with annoy you constantly until your passing. 

 

I wish I had faster internet speed

 

[NoiseSpren he/him]

Granted, but you have no computer, phone, etc.

I wish I knew all Hoids secrets.

[Zennix he/him]

Granted. But you will learn them after everyone else.

I wish to fly into the sun. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, but in doing so you die a horrible death. Why did you think this would be a good idea?

I wish for some apples and bananas.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. They are all you are ever able to eat.

I wish beef was vegan.

[Barbarian AL he/him]

4 hours ago, Gancho Libre said:

Granted. They are all you are ever able to eat.

I wish beef was vegan.

Granted! Cows no longer give birth and as they simply grow out of the ground like a plant. They're still cows though.

I wish to have a strong personality and an unbreakable will.

[Zath he/him]

1 hour ago, Barbarian AL said:

I wish to have a strong personality and an unbreakable will.

Granted! You become the Lord Ruler -- you staved off the end of the world for a millennia thanks to your unbreakable will, and you forged the Final Empire with your strong personality (and also with your koloss hordes and supernatural powers.  Those helped too).  Unfortunately you also enslaved the skaa and perpetuated corruption and vice in your government, so expect a visit from the Survivor and his crew -- and his army of skaa zealots -- sometime in the near future.  

I wish for a bag of potato chips.  That's all.

[Gray to he/him]

6 hours ago, Zath said:

I wish for a bag of potato chips.  That's all.

"That's-that's all?" asks the Nightwatcher.

"Yup," says Zath.

"You don't want anything else?"

"Just a bag of potato chips."

"Oh um...ok." The Nightwatcher snaps her finger and a bag of potato chips appears in his hands.

Zath walks back home satisfied with finally outsmarting the Nightwatcher. He gets back home and realized everything he ever owned was stolen. 

"Well I guess I did say I didn't want anything else."

I wish for it to be Halloween everyday.

[Barbarian AL he/him]

1 hour ago, Gray to said:

"That's-that's all?" asks the Nightwatcher.

"Yup," says Zath.

"You don't want anything else?"

"Just a bag of potato chips."

"Oh um...ok." The Nightwatcher snaps her finger and a bag of potato chips appears in his hands.

Zath walks back home satisfied with finally outsmarting the Nightwatcher. He gets back home and realized everything he ever owned was stolen. 

"Well I guess I did say I didn't want anything else."

I wish for it to be Halloween everyday.

Granted! The calendar stops at Halloween night. Nobody knows whats going on but 8 hours later, its still Halloween night. Years go by, plant life dies off on planet earth from lack of photosynthesis and the atmosphere becomes carbonated and toxic. Carnivorous life dies next and with that mass extinctions. You've doomed us all.

I wish for a brand new guitar. 

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but its always missing both E strings

I wish for a never ending story 

[Gray to he/him]

Granted, but you become completely engrossed in the story and forget to eat, sleep, and bathe until you die from dehydration.

I wish I could use storming personal pronouns, in my STORMING English Project, that's supposed to be about MY STORMING PERSONAL GROWTH!!!!

...sorry I'm frustrated....

[Rebecca she/her]

Um, ya that’s a weird requirement. If it’s about you, you should be able to use personal pronouns. So, your request is granted. But your paper also has to be five pages long than it was originally supposed to be. 

I wish for 5,000 rolls of toilet paper.

[Barbarian AL he/him]

28 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Um, ya that’s a weird requirement. If it’s about you, you should be able to use personal pronouns. So, your request is granted. But your paper also has to be five pages long than it was originally supposed to be. 

I wish for 5,000 rolls of toilet paper.

Granted! You have a lifetime supply of toilet paper, rejoice!!

However, with great power comes great responsibility, and you develop an ultra fast metabolism. This is not bad as now you have a great figure no matter what you eat but nature calls occur twice more than usual. 

I wish for I can paint beautiful illustrations so that i can make my own fan art.