Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Allomancy she/her]

Granted. You have the wisdom of Solomon, but only that knowledge. You have the strength of Hercules, but you get betrayed by wearing a cloak with poison (reference the story). You have the magic of Merlin, but also the tendency to avoid society.

 

I wish for an attack lizard that only attacks who I wish for it to attack, and still retain everything I have but not be blocked from receiving  more. 

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

Granted! Meet your new attack lizard. His name is tiger.

I wish that Burgess Meredith's character from the twilight zone found another pair of glasses that weren't broken and that corrected his eye sight so he could spend the remainder of his days as the last man on earth reading as many books as he wanted to, because the other ending is just too sad.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

On 11/25/2017 at 6:25 PM, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish that Burgess Meredith's character from the twilight zone found another pair of glasses that weren't broken and that corrected his eye sight so he could spend the remainder of his days as the last man on earth reading as many books as he wanted to, because the other ending is just too sad.

Okay, that happens, but Cthulhu becomes holder of the shard of Ruin and destroys you and everything you love.

 

I wish I could meet a nice, beautiful girl around my age who had similar musical and literary tastes to mine.

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

On 11/26/2017 at 6:36 PM, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

Okay, that happens, but Cthulhu becomes holder of the shard of Ruin and destroys you and everything you love.

 

I wish I could meet a nice, beautiful girl around my age who had similar musical and literary tastes to mine.

Granted but you never stop drooling, (that way she thinks your disgusting).

I want unlimited Lerasium.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

35 minutes ago, Herald Of Justice said:

Granted but you never stop drooling, (that way she thinks your disgusting).

I want unlimited Lerasium.

Okay, I can work with that.

 

You get your unlimited lerasium, but you're extremely allergic, and every time you go within even a few yards of it, you have a violent allergic reaction.

And they're all hemalurgic spikes anyways.

 

I wish that Brandon would reveal that one of the unknown shard was the shard of intoxication, and was the only shard ever who was consistently used as comic relief.

[Ataraxian Wist she/her]

Granted. Brandon reveals that one of the unknown Shards was the Shard of Intoxication, but it's no longer canon and never can be.

 

I wish to bond an Aether.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

20 hours ago, Sazedezas said:

I wish to bond an Aether.

Okay, but you're constantly being purged of all investitures because you're not in the Cosmere. Oh, and Obliteration now inexplicably hates you and will do anything to destroy you and you family... slowly.

 

I wish I was a tineye (tin misting)/watchman (bronze ferring) with an infinite supply of allomantic tin and bronzeminds.

[The Night Watcher]

11 hours ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

I wish I was a tineye (tin misting)/watchman (bronze ferring) with an infinite supply of allomantic tin and bronzeminds.

Alright, but you can only ingest rusty nails, and you haven't yet had your tetanus shot.

I wish to have wings. 

Edited December 30, 2017 by The Night Watcher

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

1 hour ago, The Night Watcher said:

Alright, but you can only ingest rusty nails, and you haven't yet had your tetanus shot.

I wish to have wings. 

Granted, but they are chicken wings that turn to dust when you cook them.

I want to be a Fullborn Fullbinder.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

14 hours ago, Herald Of Justice said:

Granted, but they are chicken wings that turn to dust when you cook them.

I want to be a Fullborn Fullbinder.

You can, but you die.

 

I wish I had an epic powerset without the corruption.

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

You can, but you die

Umm, you came up with a really boring curse.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

18 minutes ago, Herald Of Justice said:

Umm, you came up with a really boring curse.

Yeah, so?

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

Yeah, so?

Because this is not supposed to be a boring game.

Edited December 30, 2017 by Herald Of Justice

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

30 minutes ago, Herald Of Justice said:

Because this is not supposed to be a boring game.

Okay, I'll change it:

Okay, you become a fullborn fullbinder, but you're also an epic that is extremely susceptible to the corruption despite having relatively useless powers. You're also violently allergic to everything, can't hold in stormlight for more than a second, have almost no strength (if we were using RPG terms, you'd have a strength score of 1), and can only see in the ultraviolet spectrum, but your powers, despite doing nothing to prevent you from having any of these burdens, do prevent you from dying by conventional means, so you're basically perpetually useless, evil, sick, almost incapable of movement, and unable to see normally, but you can't just be put out of your misery.

 

I wish I had an epic powerset without the corruption.

[kenod]

4 hours ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

Okay, I'll change it:

Okay, you become a fullborn fullbinder, but you're also an epic that is extremely susceptible to the corruption despite having relatively useless powers. You're also violently allergic to everything, can't hold in stormlight for more than a second, have almost no strength (if we were using RPG terms, you'd have a strength score of 1), and can only see in the ultraviolet spectrum, but your powers, despite doing nothing to prevent you from having any of these burdens, do prevent you from dying by conventional means, so you're basically perpetually useless, evil, sick, almost incapable of movement, and unable to see normally, but you can't just be put out of your misery.

 

I wish I had an epic powerset without the corruption.

Granted, but other Epics fear you and will try to capture and kill you.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

28 minutes ago, kenod said:

Granted, but other Epics fear you and will try to capture and kill you.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

Okay, you gain the powers of Nyalhotep, however, you're now basically Nyarlhotep, so you go insane and enjoy spreading chaos, madness, and pain. Congratulations, you're now worse than an epic.

I wish I was an avatar of the elder gods and overlord of chaos. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

4 hours ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

I wish I was an avatar of the elder gods and overlord of chaos. 

Granted. You are an ancient and decrepit avatar who cannot understand the concept of order.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my every desire to be fulfilled when I request it.

Edited December 31, 2017 by Nathrangking

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted. You are an ancient and decrepit avatar who cannot understand the concept of order.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my every desire to be fulfilled when I request it.

The nightwatcher laughs at you. "It doesn't work that way, you storming slontze!" she tells you, then makes you an ancient and decrepit avatar who cannot understand order.

I wish that albinism was ten times as common as it currently is.

Edited December 31, 2017 by The Allomantic Metalhead

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

15 hours ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

I wish that albinism was ten times as common as it currently is.

Granted a 10th of the human population magically has their pigment drained from their skin and all the new Albinos know that you were the one to bequeath this condition on them.

Unfortunately due to the absorptive nature of 700,000,000 new pigment-less skinned humans more of the radiant heat from the sun is trapped on the surface of the planet, which in turn speeds up global warming which in turn intensifies the radiant heat of the sun. The cycle spirals out of control, until an army of angry sunburned Albinos comes to your door and tears you limb from limb. On the positive side, they are able to use your SPF 50 blood to temporarily block the harsh rays of the sun.

I wish that I had a magical can of pop (the specific type that I like) that I could drink from whenever I wanted to that fufills the following criteria:

1. Never runs out of pop
2. The pop is always perfectly chilled
3. The pop is always carbonated

[Nathrangking he/him]

4 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish that I had a magical can of pop (the specific type that I like) that I could drink from whenever I wanted to that fufills the following criteria:

1. Never runs out of pop
2. The pop is always perfectly chilled
3. The pop is always carbonated

Granted. This can is grafted into your flesh and it's flavor is the only one that you can taste. 

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my body to be able to perfectly metabolize my meals.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted a 10th of the human population magically has their pigment drained from their skin and all the new Albinos know that you were the one to bequeath this condition on them.

Unfortunately due to the absorptive nature of 700,000,000 new pigment-less skinned humans more of the radiant heat from the sun is trapped on the surface of the planet, which in turn speeds up global warming which in turn intensifies the radiant heat of the sun. The cycle spirals out of control, until an army of angry sunburned Albinos comes to your door and tears you limb from limb. On the positive side, they are able to use your SPF 50 blood to temporarily block the harsh rays of the sun.

I wish that I had a magical can of pop (the specific type that I like) that I could drink from whenever I wanted to that fufills the following criteria:

1. Never runs out of pop
2. The pop is always perfectly chilled
3. The pop is always carbonated

Okay, but you bane is that you're one of the albinos selected by my wish/curse, and you're also in the middle of the sahara desert when that happens and don't even get the pleasure of ripping me limb from limb.

 

I wish I was the avatar of the gibbering madness of the Cthulhu Mythos, who wields immense power and causes madness and destruction wherever he goes.

Edited December 31, 2017 by The Allomantic Metalhead

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my body to be able to perfectly metabolize my meals.

Granted! Unfortunately your now on death row, and you only get a chance to metabolize one meal before you get the chair.

1 hour ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

I wish I was the avatar of the gibbering madness of the Cthulhu Mythos, who wields immense power and causes madness and destruction wherever he goes.

Granted, unfortunately you're now Rush Limbaugh and you have to listen to your own incessant, maddening drivel.

 

I wish that I had the cool sunshine triggered sparkly skin like the vampires in Twilight without having to be a vampire.

Edited December 31, 2017 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

51 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted! Unfortunately your now on death row, and you only get a chance to metabolize one meal before you get the chair.

Granted, unfortunately you're now Rush Limbaugh and you have to listen to your own incessant, maddening drivel.

 

I wish that I had the cool sunshine triggered sparkly skin like the vampires in Twilight without having to be a vampire.

Granted, now everyone thinks you're really, really, really gay... and not the good kind of gay. The really, really, really campy kind of gay.

Also, your bane is that you are now compelled to randomly bite people and recoil from holy symbols. Still not a vampire, but you think you are.

 

I wish I could change my hair and eye color at will.

Edited December 31, 2017 by The Allomantic Metalhead

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

1 minute ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

I wish I could change my hair and eye color at will.

You suddenly realize that you live in the modern world and wigs and colored contacts are readily available. Your bane unfortunately is that you're always to poor to buy these modern marvels. But there's always a rainbow, right? You figure out how to use condiments to color your hair, unfortunately you no longer have any friends other than the pigeon that lives in your hair.

I wish that all cancers could be readily cured so that I could smoke around babies.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

You suddenly realize that you live in the modern world and wigs and colored contacts are readily available. Your bane unfortunately is that you're always to poor to buy these modern marvels. But there's always a rainbow, right? You figure out how to use condiments to color your hair, unfortunately you no longer have any friends other than the pigeon that lives in your hair.

I wish that all cancers could be readily cured so that I could smoke around babies.

Yes, but you are no longer allowed to smoke.

 

I wish I was a werewolf.