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Too extreme?

oh, no its fine.

im confused as to why my money was transferred to Sadeas

because he's... you know. with ironeyes.

that means he's dead.

can Hoid have my money instead?

Posted (edited)

oh, no its fine.

im confused as to why my money was transferred to Sadeas

because he's... you know. with ironeyes.

that means he's dead.

can Hoid have my money instead?

Bah, many curses ago I

ressurected Sadeas as an Epic.

Edited by CognitivePulsePattern
Posted (edited)

oh, no its fine.

im confused as to why my money was transferred to Sadeas

because he's... you know. with ironeyes.

that means he's dead.

can Hoid have my money instead?

 

Bah, many curses ago I

ressurected Sadeas as an Epic.

:)

 

Oh, and Ookla, about your wish:

 

Granted. Hoid dies, with no hope of a resurrection. There. You wanted to help Hoid? Well, you killed him.

 

I wish I could take back my curse on Insensitive's wish, IF I wanted to.

Edited by Vander Honorsworn
Posted

Granted, but unless you do, you and he both immediately go to where Heralds go when tortured. If you do, you lose an arm.

I wish to, without impairment of either of our faculties in any way, shape, or form, have as long of an interview with Brandon Sanderson as I want, in which he must answer every question completely and truthfully, with no possibility of RAFO. BTW, this means that I can't have sudden memory loss about my questions, and he doesn't forget the answers, among others.

Posted

Okay. You are put under 24 hour watch by Rioters and Soothers making you happy.

And you won't be able to cry when something bad happens to someone you love, no matter how much you want to.

I wish for nobody to post something granting my wish or giving me a curse.

Posted

granted. your body now has no control over how much saliva your mouth produces.

 

 

I wish I could travel with the Doctor.

Posted (edited)

granted. your body now has no control over how much saliva your mouth produces.

 

 

I wish I could travel with the Doctor.

Oh, hey, you made this one easy!

 

He travels with you for a while, but then you press a button and accidentally commit genocide. The Doctor, in a rage-fit and not knowing it was an accident, traps you in a a constant supernova, where you will repeatedly feel the pain of all that died because of you. Later, he tries to rescue you unsuccessfully, and instead regenerates because he got tapped on the head by a feather.

 

I wish I could stop playing this game...

Edited by Vander Honorsworn
Posted

granted. your body now has no control over how much saliva your mouth produces.

 

 

I wish I could travel with the Doctor.

You gave me a curse! You broke the wish! I win!

Ahem. You constantly wish you could still play the game, but you can't.

I wish for everyone who reads this to lose The Game.

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You gave me a curse! You broke the wish! I win!

Ahem. You constantly wish you could still play the game, but you can't.

I wish for everyone who reads this to lose The Game.

Actually, I let you travel with him, for a bit anyway. So, wish granted.

 

Granted. However, since you wrote this and were as such the first to read it, you lost first. Since you read it BEFORE you posted, you LOST before you posted. As such, that wish was illegal, and the Game continues.

 

I wish for this game to exceed 100 forum pages...

Edited by Vander Honorsworn
Posted

Your curse is to explay that wish to the Admin.

 

I wish for... ehm...a question mark?

Posted

Granted. ?????????????????????

Your curse is that you have more marks then you know what to do with.

I wish for somebody to draw a picture of an Epic for my account picture. Dark blue robe with green borders (you know on Paint you can set the green to max and blue and red to zero? That's the shade) Underneath the robe, he wears a suit of armor similar to Shardplate in appearance. His primary ability is manipulation of storms with emphasis on lightning. I actually want this, so please don't curse the picture if anyone decides to do this. I would be very grateful to anyone who did this.

Posted

Granted. ?????????????????????

Your curse is that you have more marks then you know what to do with.

I wish for somebody to draw a picture of an Epic for my account picture. Dark blue robe with green borders (you know on Paint you can set the green to max and blue and red to zero? That's the shade) Underneath the robe, he wears a suit of armor similar to Shardplate in appearance. His primary ability is manipulation of storms with emphasis on lightning. I actually want this, so please don't curse the picture if anyone decides to do this. I would be very grateful to anyone who did this.

As I retain the power of the Nightwatcher, I also retain the right to give you what I feel you deserve. As such, I allow you to IMAGINE it, for now.

 

(In all truth, this might not be the best place to ask that: it breaks the game. Someone else can likely direct you somewhere that is more suitable, though. Sorry!)

 

I wish I didn't feel like a cremling for basically refusing Stormgate...

Posted

Granted: I forgive you. However, as a curse, I give you an upvote. Think about it.

I wish to have someone tell me exactly where to go to get my previous wish granted.

Posted (edited)

Granted: I forgive you. However, as a curse, I give you an upvote. Think about it.

I wish to have someone tell me exactly where to go to get my previous wish granted.

*Thinks* ... Oh... OH.. OH, NO! 

 

Granted (somewhat). Maybe try this? Or try checking if there's a request thing here?

 

And your curse is... penguins... think about it. (Till I come up with a reason, that is.)

 

I wish for talking (but still helpless and otherwise normal) ice-cream.

 

Edit: This topic seems to have gotten slow. My life is hereby a lie.

Edited by The First Law
Posted

granted. the ice cream is also lost in the mail. just like koboldkings. 

 

I wish that someone would drop a beat.

Posted

granted. it becomes the main character in one of brandon sandersons books.

 

 

I wish for shardplate!

Granted. It runs out of Stormlight and there's no one around to help you.

 

Also: It lives!

 

I wish for the power to manipulate the universe in any way I wish.

Posted

Granted, but you are unable to remember this wish whenever you go to another forum.

 

I wish for Sanderson to look at a block of cheese.

Posted

Granted. You can't put it into words, and you can only understand what is to come right before you get a shot.

 

I wish for pi.

Posted

granted, but the wait for it to get to you an... 

*puts on shades*

 

B)

 

eternity 

 

I wish for the ability to give the best curses on this site

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