Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[signspace13 he/him]

You have the story of how you spend countless hours on the internet.

I wish Brandon would come to Australia.

[Malim he/him]

Granted.  Brandon goes for a walk in Australia.

 

I wish for the ability to cook a decent pastry.

 

 

[polkinghornbd he/him]

granted, but you can only make it once or your hands will explode

 

I wish my book report would write itself

[Bucephalus]

 

I wish my book report would write itself

It writes itself in Chinese, and everyone you know who speaks Chinese suddenly goes missing. It also finish ten minutes before the deadline.

 

I wish that I was a bloodbender. (Don't shoot me).

[natc]

You are reborn into the life of Amon.

I wish Avatar Wan had his own series.

[Brightlord he/him]

Granted. Brought to you by M Night Shyamalan.

 

I wish that all my favorite books had variants in Sanderson's style.

[I_am_NOT_fire]

Granted, but worldhoppers jump in the story everywhere and completely stuff up the plot.

I wish I was Lift's surgebinding sister.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

Granted. You are immediately killed by Darkness.

I wish to be Hoid's apprentice and companion as he Worldhops.

[Charlie.x.3000]

Granted: You get left behind as a bridgeman.

 

I wish for the ability to create world peace.

[WayneSpren he/him]

Granted: You get left behind as a bridgeman.

 

I wish for the ability to create world peace.

You go all Ultron and destroy the world. 

The empty space is peaceful.

 

I wish to get a magic Ring of Potato Power.

[polkinghornbd he/him]

Granted, but it isn't really all that powerful, because potatoes can only "power a very small bulb"

 

I wish for my Halloween costume to be ready by tomorrow

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

Granted, but from now on, your ear hair will grow at a rate of an inch per day.

 

I wish for complete realmatic awareness.

[Atkion he/him]

Granted, but everyone who eats it will love it so much they become addicted. They will follow you around, begging for more of that excellent sushi, forever.

 

I wish I could have a miniature parshendi army to do my bidding.

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

Granted, you now have an army of miniature parshendi. After the first high storm, they all assume stormform, become uncontrollable and turn on their former master, you manage to escape because they all have tiny legs.

This isn't your curse yet, just the natural consequences of your boon, your curse is everlasting poison oak.

 

I wish you hadn't skipped over the last 95 pages of the thread, cause I'm still stuck without my realmatic awareness. 

[I_am_NOT_fire]

Realmatic awareness: Granted, but now you have twenty toes.

I wish I could know the name of the wind.

[Clanky he/him]

Granted, you spend the rest of your life trapped in the rookery.

 

I wish to be stick

[WayneSpren he/him]

You are now a stick, but people make lots of annoying memes about you.

 

I wish to achieve total and complete arcane power.

[Cruxer he/him]

You are now a stick, but people make lots of annoying memes about you.

 

I wish to achieve total and complete arcane power.

 

Granted. But you live the rest of your life alone on an island filled with annoying, magic-proof lemurs. 

 

 

I wish to have the ability to re-write history but adding lightsabers to every major battle ever. 

Edited November 2, 2015 by Warbreaker the Peaceful

[polkinghornbd he/him]

granted, but there are only two, and they have 10 seconds of battery power per fight, so they don't last long

 

I wish I had a witty member title to put in my name

[MrMistborn he/him]

Granted, but your name will be full of numbers and your avatar the default

 

I wish that all my friends would start reading and read Sanderson

Edited November 2, 2015 by MrMistborn

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

Granted. You lose all memory of Sanderson's books and are stuck listening to them talk about the awesomeness you can never again enjoy.

I wish my mind had access to the Internet.

[Clanky he/him]

Granted. You lose all memory of Sanderson's books and are stuck listening to them talk about the awesomeness you can never again enjoy.

I wish my mind had access to the Internet.

Granted, you can only use internet explorer to access your Mindnet

 

I wish that nobody ever shares the fate that you just bestowed upon Mr. Mistborn

[Curiosity he/him]

Granted. The Lord of the Rings never existed.

 

I wish to play the part of Master Kilvin (along with growing the prerequisite beard) in the TV adaptation of the Kingkiller Chronicles.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Granted. The Lord of the Rings never existed.

I wish to play the part of Master Kilvin (along with growing the prerequisite beard) in the TV adaptation of the Kingkiller Chronicles.

Granted, but right before any TV shoot, you always lose the ability to move. At all. And your understudy ends up playing instead. Bummer.

I wish for slightly warmer weather.

[Clockwork he/him]

Half your days are spent cold, and half are warm. Every 5 warm days & cold days, there is one extra cold day and one extra warm day. This continues on and on.

 

I wish for the ability to create anything.