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Granted, but then it turns out that the cake is but an illusion.

 

I wish that I could enter logarithms with bases other than 10 into my calculator.

Posted

Granted, but it costs 450 dollars per second to watch.

 

I wish for a cake that looks like a heliport.

Worth it!

 

 

 

Granted, but it is covered in spuds.

 

I wish that I never get Ninja'd on any forum ever again

Posted

Granted, but then every forum you post in is automatically locked after you post.

 

I wish I could make doughnuts.

Posted

You could, but you have now lost all will to make donuts via being nagged about it by an ominous voice in your head.

I wish to gain Pulser abilities.

Posted

Granted. Two inquisitors are searching for you.

 

I wish my sapling to be fully "growable".

Posted

Granted. Two inquisitors are searching for you.

I wish my sapling to be fully "growable".

Granted, but it can only be planted on the ashes of the universe after Ragnarok has come and gone.

I wish to be able to create beings made of living shadow that are actualy harmless.

Posted

Granted, however your shadow beings die if they are exposed to light. 

 

I wish that I didn't have to do my lab report due tomorrow. 

 

 

 

Also sorry if this post causes the forum to be locked. Blame Ripple

 

Granted, but then every forum you post in is automatically locked after you post.

 

I wish I could make doughnuts.

Posted

Granted, but they all sing annoying songs slightly off-key.

 

I wish I had superpowers.

Posted

Granted, you become an epic and kill everyone you know.

 

I wish that I had $450 given to me every second

Posted

Granted, you become an epic and kill everyone you know.

I wish that I had $450 given to me every second

Granted. You lose your shadow and reflection and can't distinguish photos, paintings and reflections from reality.

I wish my shadows sang very, very low.

Posted

Granted. Their rumbling bass voices drown out everything else you're trying to listen to.

 

I wish I could cook really well.

Posted (edited)

Granted. Horneater food, of course. There is no other good food.

 

I wish for Ragnarök to come. NOW.

 

Edit: Probably herdazian food. I don't know.

Edited by Alfa
Posted (edited)

Granted. Horneater food, of course. There is no other good food.

I wish for Ragnarök to come. NOW.

Edit: Probably herdazian food. I don't know.

Granted. You are one of the first to die, since Clanky's shadow hates you and it is very harmmore.

When I said I wanted them to sing low, I meant in low volume. I wish for the Nightwatcher to fix her mistaken boon.

Edited by CognitivePulsePattern
Posted

Granted. You are one of the first to die, since Clanky's shadow hates you and it is very harmmore.

When I said I wanted them to sing low, I meant in low volume. I wish for the Nightwatcher to fix her mistaken boon.

Granted, however you are now deaf.

I wish to be able to live out the life of any character of CHOICE from any book or movie, I have the power to leave and enter whenever I wish.

Posted

Granted. However while you live their life they live yours, and they can also do it whenever they wish after the first time. Choose well.

I wish the last bane I received was removed without I getting a bane that invalidates this boon.

Posted (edited)

Granted, you are no longer deaf however for asking for a bane to be removed you may never ask for another boon!!!(Unless your next 3 Boons are to remove other peoples banes)

 

 

I wish that my shadow wasn't a mean shadow that hates Alfa for no reason.

Edited by Clanky
Posted

My shadow hates me now? That still seems like it's kinda a mean shadow. But this makes me almost Peter Pan.

 

 

 

Granted you will know them.... as soon as you die!

 

I wish that I could fly and have a hat like Peter Pans to complete the transformation.

Posted (edited)

Granted, but Kobold King hates you for no good reason.

 Come on man, that's just pure cruelty.

Granted, however, now it hates YOU for no reason   :D

 

I wish I knew all the Evil Faction members in my Sanderson Elimination game

Granted, but now you have joined them!

 

I want to be a Bookhopper. It is like a Worldhopper, but I go into books instead of other worlds. And yes, it is possible to get out of them.

Nooooo, Ninja'd?

My shadow hates me now? That still seems like it's kinda a mean shadow. But this makes me almost Peter Pan.

 

 

 

Granted you will know them.... as soon as you die!

 

I wish that I could fly and have a hat like Peter Pans to complete the transformation.

Fine, you are destined run out of pixie in mid-flight, and just barely survive.
Edited by The Honor Spren
Posted

I haven't been getting bad banes at all. Firefly costs money(which I acquired in a later boon), my shadow starts hating me turning me into Peter Pan, 17th shard never even shut down after me posting! I don't even die when I fall out of the sky! The only one that really hurts is being hated by Kobold King :(

 

 

Anyways your boon is granted but every time you enter a book you become the villain and are hunted by all the good guys. If you die in a book you die for real.

 

I wish that I could actually catch cosmere references in Sanderson books without having to look on 17th shard.

Posted

I haven't been getting bad banes at all. Firefly costs money(which I acquired in a later boon), my shadow starts hating me turning me into Peter Pan, 17th shard never even shut down after me posting! I don't even die when I fall out of the sky! The only one that really hurts is being hated by Kobold King :(

 

 

Anyways your boon is granted but every time you enter a book you become the villain and are hunted by all the good guys. If you die in a book you die for real.

 

I wish that I could actually catch cosmere references in Sanderson books without having to look on 17th shard.

Granted, however, you forget everything you've just read 5 minutes after you stop reading.

I wish to become Harmony himself.

Posted (edited)

Granted, however, you forget everything you've just read 5 minutes after you stop reading.

I wish to become Harmony himself.

Granted. However both shards overpower you so completely you develop dissociative identity disorder and both of your selves hate one another, forcing you to make a millenia spanning plan to kill yourself.

I wish Alfa survives Ragnarok.

EDIT: Oh, and you forgot something, Clanky. My bane also makes it so you can't distinguish pictures from reality. Videos are moving pictures. So you will think all you see on TV is real. Sweet dreams.

Edited by CognitivePulsePattern

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