Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[RippleGylf she/her]

Granted, but now you have to listen to every baby boasting of their power as Dark Lord of All.

 

I wish I could freeze time long enough to complete my assignments.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted, but it goes super fast during your free time.

 

I wish I could walk on water.

[Grey Knight]

Granted. From now on, water is the only solid thing to you. Everything else is like water.

 

(Water is ground to you, and ground is water. You swim through land now.)

 

I wish I was a Rithmatist.

[Evil_Reptile]

Granted. From now on, water is the only solid thing to you. Everything else is like water.

 

(Water is ground to you, and ground is water. You swim through land now.)

 

I wish I was a Rithmatist.

Granted, but your hands spasm eternally, forcing you to spend an entire day to make a single chalkling.

 

I wish that Stones Unhallowed would come out sooner.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Granted, but your hands spasm eternally, forcing you to spend an entire day to make a single chalkling.

I wish that Stones Unhallowed would come out sooner.

This request is beyond The Nightwatcher's power. The book has been decreed by Sanderson himself to have a new title, and we all know that Brandon is secretly the God Beyond of the Cosmere.

I want. . . To be immune to fire. In all ways.

[polkinghornbd he/him]

This request is beyond The Nightwatcher's power. The book has been decreed by Sanderson himself to have a new title, and we all know that Brandon is secretly the God Beyond of the Cosmere.

I want. . . To be immune to fire. In all ways.

granted, but you will be a being of flame, burning all that surrounds you.

 

I wish to be able to summon anything I have lost at a thought

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted, but it happens before you lose them.

 

I wish for an egg, that when cracked turns into two eggs.

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a dragon! You steal its abilities through hemalurgy! But now you are a dragon, not a wolf.

 

I wish to know the identity of the Nightwatcher.

[Alfa he/him]

Granted, but you forget everything else, including your most fundamental communication skills.

 

I wish for some interesting knowledge about the cosmere.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

You learn that there are sixteen Shards that were once part of a whole.

 

I wish that I could see everything in inverted colors.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

You get your wolf, but it's not part of you.  Your dragon kills the wolf.

 

I wish for a hat that levitates above my head.

[Alfa he/him]

Granted. For some reason the hat is upwards down and constantly full with water. If you do not move carefully, water splashes down on your head.

 

I wish for a bottle of my preferrable drink that never gets empty, regardless how much I am drinking of it.

[Grey Knight]

Granted. Your left pinkie is now constantly on fire. It will constantly regenerate, making you suffer intense pain for all your life.

 

EDIT: I wish the planet of Roshar teleported into our solar system.

Edited September 22, 2015 by The Potato

[RippleGylf she/her]

Granted, but then the Parshendi figure out some way to come to Earth.

 

I wish I knew how to make a mistcloak.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted, but the materials necessary to do so don't exist in our universe.

 

I wish for a basil plant.

[polkinghornbd he/him]

granted, but the only fish available to you are highly toxic.

 

I wish to know all the information stored in the Palanaeum

[Curiosity he/him]

Granted, but you must lurk in an alley waiting to mug passing Alethi nobility until one of them is a Surgebinder and demonstrates his/her power to you.

 

I wish... for the ability to create portals using my closet door.

[Herowannabe he/him]

Granted, but the portals open into completely random spots in the Solar system, leading to a very high probability that your closet door will open into the freezing nothingness of empty space.

I wish for the power to consciously decide what I'm going to dream about right before I fall asleep.

I wish for a hat that levitates above my head.

Best. Wish. Ever. Edited September 27, 2015 by Herowannabe

[Evil_Reptile]

Granted, but the portals open into completely random spots in the Solar system, leading to a very high probability that your closet door will open into the freezing nothingness of empty space.

I wish for the power to consciously decide what I'm going to dream about right before I fall asleep.

 

Your wish is granted, but you can never remember these dreams in the morning.

 

I wish that I could become invisible at will.

[polkinghornbd he/him]

Your wish is granted, but you don't have the ability to turn visible at will.  oops!

 

I wish I actually understood what was going on in my pre-calculus class

 

Edit:typo

Edited September 27, 2015 by polkinghornbd

[Maple Duke he/him]

Granted, but you won't understand the language it is being taught in.

 

I wish my WIFI was better.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

granted, but the only fish available to you are highly toxic.

Hahaha... I'm vegetarian!

 

Granted, but you don't remember the password.

 

I wish I had a foot attached to the top of my head.

[Alfa he/him]

Granted. You have also a head attached to each foot. And yes, they are individuals, and also yes, they argue to each other. Ignoring you half of the time. They also have a different sleep-wake-cycle then you.

 

I wish for a sapling of Yggdrasil.

[Clanky he/him]

Granted, however it stays as a sapling forever never growing.

 

 

I wish Firefly was allowed to run it's course just as Joss Whedon intended.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted, but it costs 450 dollars per second to watch.

 

I wish for a cake that looks like a heliport.