pi_rho_man he/him Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Granted. It's words shear though the minds of readers. Killing anyone who reads whats written with it. I wish for wifi connection on all electronics I'm using no mater where I am. Granted. The connection is done through Comcast and it's basically <<1mb/second. Also, the connection has to be reset every five minutes due to some IP or DNS shenanigans. I wish that all birds liked me and didn't fly away if I walk within 50 feet of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathBecomeYours Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Let it be so, birds shall never fly away from you again. Yet any bird within that 50 foot radius will make all attempts to defecate on you. I wish to be an Epic called Sneezepoint, whomever I point at I can make sneeze whenever I wish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Let it be so, birds shall never fly away from you again. Yet any bird within that 50 foot radius will make all attempts to defecate on you. I wish to be an Epic called Sneezepoint, whomever I point at I can make sneeze whenever I wish Granted, however you you also sneeze every time you use this power, and it gets progressively worse each time. I wish to remember where I keep leaving my storming keys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Granted. Now you can't find your phone. Granted. However it is always raining, drizzling or snowing. I wish for a shardpen. What? But I like the sun! I wish for it to not always rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljósmóður she/her Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Granted. Now you can't find your phone. What? But I like the sun! I wish for it to not always rain. Granted - you are now living in the Sahara desert. I wish to be finished my current book so that I can start Elantris, which I got at the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 I wish to be finished my current book so that I can start Elantris, which I got at the weekend. OK, but now you can't find Elantris. That's what you get for waiting until now to read it. I wish my brother could fly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) Granted. However he swears the unhallowed anti-oath of "Death is my life, strenght becomes my weakness, the journey has ended" Founding the supervillain group know as the Nights Unrepentant. I wish to know how the spiritual realm looks like without dying. Edited June 23, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateRob he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Granted - you are now living in the Sahara desert. I wish to be finished my current book so that I can start Elantris, which I got at the weekend. Granted - By the end of next year you will have finished your current book. I wish for the Final Fantasy VII remake to be scrapped in favour of a Final Fantasy X 16bit de-make, Sprite-Sin for the win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamir he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Granted - By the end of next year you will have finished your current book. I wish for the Final Fantasy VII remake to be scrapped in favour of a Final Fantasy X 16bit de-make, Sprite-Sin for the win. Granted, but the guy who posted just before you without getting a bane yells in your ear for the rest of your life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 You wish no boon? Okay, your bane is to have to wish away my next bane. I wish to stop screaming at ChocolateRob's ear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Granted, you no longer have a voice at all. I want a tardis that travels through cosmere books instead of time and space. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateRob he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Gosh dang it all to heck! I started a post and got called away before finishing then did not refresh the page first. whoops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, you no longer have a voice at all. I want a tardis that travels through cosmere books instead of time and space. Granted, you have to put up with me as I tag along. I wish for full Feruchemy in today's world and I am totally outfitted with all of the pure metalminds that I'd want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you must fill every attribute at once, and tap only one at a time, else you go blind. I wish to ressurect my shardpen so I have a bond with an authorspren. Edited June 25, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haelbarde he/him Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, but the shardpen will destroy the soul of every story you write. I wish to survive a game of Sanderson Elimination 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) Granted. You play every game that involves a tiny bit of roleplaying as a death seeker after surviving once. I wish to be able to burn metals to get stormlight. Edited June 25, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, but you are now allergic to metals Somebody give me a very large piece of crispy bacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you are now allergic to metals The healing from stormlight should make me immune to allergies, and since it can heal the very soul I suspect it can reverse curses, or at least get my voice back. HA! Edited June 25, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, but you are now allergic to metals Somebody give me a very large piece of crispy bacon. The Nightwatcher ignores you. Someone else has to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 WHAT?! Oh the cruelty of the world If I can't have bacon I'll ask for the second best thing. I want front row seats at the next Studio C performance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCshard Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 You are now cursed with awesome and can only think and speak in TVTrope terms (the horror!) I wish for the ability to make excellent sushi. You will forever only have rotten ingredients to make excellent sushi from. I wish to have an intelligent, loyal, and witty spren companion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamir he/him Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) WHAT?! Oh the cruelty of the world If I can't have bacon I'll ask for the second best thing. I want front row seats at the next Studio C performance. Granted, but every ticket you will ever buy for the rest of your life will be reserved for someone else. You will forever only have rotten ingredients to make excellent sushi from. I wish to have an intelligent, loyal, and witty spren companion. Granted, but your spren makes racist jokes all the time, like that one uncle everyone ignores at family re-unions. I wish for the power to transfer and copy my bane to other people. Edited July 3, 2015 by Adamir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) Denied, because you didn't wish away my bane. I wish to not receive any bane for this non-wish or just becase. Edited July 3, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamir he/him Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Granted, but the universe collapses in on itself due to exceeding the supply cap for meta. I wish to rule the forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 You rule the forum for one day, then Chaos leads a mass revolt to regain his rightful place on the throne. I want walrus meat and a car made of dead folks.(don't judge me, it was the strangest thing I could think of) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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