natc Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 You expect an ancient force to know what an LED is? If she isn't a shard she's created by one, so who knows? It's less that they're ancient and more that we're too storming young. What was the technological level of development on Yolen anyway?
Splinter he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. *Quickly signs a copy of Firefight* Here you go. I for a decent pair of head phones. I am guessing that this is a typo but because you said "I for a decent pair of head phones." (not "I wish for...") your wish is granted and you are traded in for a pair of headphones. Because this was your wish this does not count as your curse. You're curse is as follows: After being traded in to the headphone factory you are reincarnated into them. I wish to not be eliminated in Sanderson Elimination ever. 2
Cheese United he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. You can't be elimanted if you can't join. Right before you join the newest game, a Spiked kills you. I wish I knew if Parshendi like Earl Grey or Boba
Kobold King he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. They don't. Also, your bane is that a portal to the elemental plane of water opens in your left ear, pouring a constant stream of saltwater out of the side of your head. I wish for the ability to send sombreros back in time, placing them on the heads of famous world leaders just when they're having their pictures taken. 1
ChullRider he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Granted. They don't. Also, your bane is that a portal to the elemental plane of water opens in your left ear, pouring a constant stream of saltwater out of the side of your head. I wish for the ability to send sombreros back in time, placing them on the heads of famous world leaders just when they're having their pictures taken. Granted. You, however, now always have a top hat attached directly to your omnipotent hand. I wish for awesome orchestrating powers that let me compose awesome instrumental music. Edited February 4, 2015 by ChullRider
Windreader she/her Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. It is played too loudly, and you go deaf. Granted. all you other banes are removed as well. I wish for Patience. Lots and lots of Patience. What?! I'm not a cool iguana/dragon-centaur?! Nooooo! Well, I suppose having my other banes removed is okay... I wish to have horns like Maleficent.
Cheese United he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. After the first day of having them, they grow a bit. Every day. Within a year you have these giant hours that hang form your head,Clive the shame of being walked in on while listening to 1D. Your neck also hurts a lot I wish my IPad would work
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. I works well as a very nice cutting board. I wish to be a full Feruchemist with lots of pure metalminds that are easily wearable.
vertigo 1 Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 granted. you are also an eunuch. I wish for the skybreakers honorblade.
Redbird he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the stone shamans have made you truthless, and your oathstone was given to Julius Caesar. I wish I could write poetry. Edited February 4, 2015 by Redbird3000 1
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 You may now only speak or write in ryhme (this includes 17s activity) I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom ever.
Frosted Flakes Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted! You now perform all bowel movements in your sleep. I wish for good luck. 1
Cheese United he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. It only works when you have a scarf wrapped around your entire body I wish Szeth had 80's hair
ChullRider he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. It is played too loudly, and you go deaf. What?! I'm not a cool iguana/dragon-centaur?! Nooooo! Well, I suppose having my other banes removed is okay... I wish to have horns like Maleficent. I become a great nearly deaf composer! Like Beethoven! I knew this would happen! Hahaha! 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Next to the EDIT Button there's a hide button. You can use that to delete the second post. Also, please edit rather than Triple posting. 1
vertigo 1 Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) Granted. It only works when you have a scarf wrapped around your entire body I wish Szeth had 80's hair Granted. you are now a hippie. I wish that my last curse to be undone and replaced by a less serious one. Edited February 5, 2015 by redsword
Redbird he/him Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Sure thing, but your stone is now in the possession of the Belgian king I wish I did not have to rhyme all the time. 2
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. Your Oathstone is given to Cassius instead. Cassius Clay, that is. Have fun boxing. I wish for ideas for things to do on Valentine's with the Serene to my Raoden.
Windreader she/her Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. Everything you type gets autocorrected. Even when autocorrect is turned off. I wish my horns weren't quite so gigantic.
Andvari Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. But now you're in a constant state of motion and can never sleep. I wish it was summer.
natc Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. But now you're in a constant state of motion and can never sleep. I wish it was summer. You now live on Roshar, where seasons barely last a few weeks and change at random. I wish to be a steel compounder with a bane that affects something besides my powers.
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) You now live on Roshar, where seasons barely last a few weeks and change at random. I wish to be a steel compounder with a bane that affects something besides my powers. Granted. You must spend one day out of each week as a goat. I wish that I had an extremely nice, black, indestructible, self-washing, wrinkle-free suit with coattails, a tux shirt with cuff links, and those awesome black and white dress shoes that people used to wear. I can still wear it too, whenever I want. Edited February 5, 2015 by Sirce Dawnwielder
vertigo 1 Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Granted but you can't take it off. Granted, but the stone shamans have made you truthless, and your oathstone was given to Julius Caesar. I wish I could write poetry. I wish that Redbird3000 has misspelled truthless as curseless.
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Granted but you can't take it off. I am totally down with that. It is always pressed and it looks amazing, so I am fine with that. I wish that Redbird3000 has misspelled truthless as curseless. Granted. He also "misspelled" the rest of your curse as: "Granted, but the curseless stone shamans have bound you to Urithiru and you cannot leave. I wish for Brandon to find a drought of the elixir of immortality. He can not die and until the Cosmere is complete. He also still writes good and his books don't take to long to write. And we (including me) can all read them.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. This fansite ceases to exist, and any attempt to restart anything remotely like it likewise ceases to exist. If you try to talk to anyone about the books, you will lose your memory of anything Cosmere related until they leave your field of vision. Any text-based or phone-based communication causes penguins to die in the hundreds. Letters are the only thing safe anymore. Morse code works, actually. So do telegraphs. Smoke Signals get messed up by rouge winds and turn into the signal for "My Anaconda Don't" I wish for two bags of grain to feed my family. 9
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