BreathTaker he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Granted, you bring a lot of dust and it causes you to die from a sneezing fit where you sneeze so hard your sternum snaps. I wish I had a Shardhammer. Edited January 31, 2015 by BreathTaker
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. It's embedded in your skull. I wish for a curse that takes 10 sentences to explain.
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. This is the first sentence explaining your curse. Firstly, your curse is that you are no longer able to stay awake to read the entirety of you curse. You are feeling drowsy and will soon fall asleep. Once you fall asleep, you will not be able to wake up for three days. In three days time you will wake up. You have missed work and gotten fired. Also, since you have slept for three days, your breath is so atrocious that a bird dies as it flies past your head. When you go to take a bite of food, because you are starving, it spoils from your dragon breath. You are also severely dehydrated and pass out from the pain of a cramp in your leg when you get up to get water. This is your curse. Also, you need a shower. I wish for a smithy. (ya know, where blacksmiths work) 1
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 granted, but it has a live chicken in it. Freaking the Storms out. I wish the anvils would just die already.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. Neither you nor your dog possess memory of the last five years. I wish for the ability to telepathically control jellyfish. 1
Redbird he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Granted, but when you do, it averages your intelligence and theirs. I wish to be able to ride a giant pistol shrimp into battle. Edited January 31, 2015 by Redbird3000
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 granted but it needs to be underwater so you drown. I wish my ecig wasn't dead.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. It is possessed by the spirit of Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, rendering it immortal, invincible, and powerful beyond human comprehension. Over the next thirteen years it slowly sucks the life out of your body, turning you into a withered husk of the man you once were. Once it has drained all the life it can from your fetid human form, it subdues the forces of humanity and declares itself the God Pharaoh of the Earth. Happy vaping. I wish to claim the planet Saturn as my personal property, and for the nations of Earth to accept my claim. 1
BreathTaker he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Storms, on second thought... I'll just go bum one from my co-worker. Granted. You take a spaceship there but it takes a wrong turn and you get lost in the black forever. I wish I had one million US dollars.
natc Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted. A million dollars of quarters is summoned above you, burying you alive. I wish for one US dollar.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted. One of your fingernails falls off. I wish for a super laser
CHOUTAGOD he/him Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted. The laser overheats and blows you up. I wish for a Crayon.
Windreader she/her Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted. It is Awakened to scribble on the walls. I wish to undo my last bane.
natc Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted. It is Awakened to scribble on the walls. I wish to undo my last bane. Sigh. When will people realize the Nightwatcher doesn't actually always give you the boon you asked for? 1
Guest Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Sigh. When will people realize the Nightwatcher doesn't actually always give you the boon you asked for? What, then, is your suggestion, my good man?
Slater he/him Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Sigh. When will people realize the Nightwatcher doesn't actually always give you the boon you asked for? Yes actually she does. The interlude with the Mistress in WoK spells it out plain, she will give you exactly what you asked for the way you meant it. No loophole with how you say it, she'll give you the boon you want. She just also gives you a curse she considers equal in value. That's all gleamed straight form the book.
Ashiok Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Nope. If she deems it acceptable, she will. She might not grant anything. Your last bane is not undone. Nightwatcher, dearest, please give me fully intact, legible copies of every Brandon Sanderson novel currently published, so that I may read them.
BreathTaker he/him Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted. For your bane, you now see the whole world in reverse. (Like playing Twilight Princess on the Wii and then switching over to GameCube. Everything is there but where something was once to the right it is now to the left and vice versa. 2
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Because you did not wish, your bane is to be affected by the banes you assign every time you wish from now on. I wish the Nightwatcher would allow the fun word games instead of just giving you what you deserve.
Windreader she/her Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. The Nightwatcher can do either. Your eyebrows get burnt off. Nothing but your eyebrows are affected. I wish to be able to tell if I have clothes on. 1
Frosted Flakes Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You'll always be able to tell if you have clothes on because, when you do, they will always scratch and bother you. I want to own a successful business.
Windreader she/her Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You no longer have toenails. I wish for clothes to not always be scratchy.
vertigo 1 Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 granted, heres some anti-ich powder. I wish for nicrosil compounding and one biochromatic breath. (I'm assuming that the MAG rules for Nicrosil feruchamy is still applicable.)
Left he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but you must wear a wookie suit every thursday. I wish for the ability to enter the wolf dream.
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but you must wear a wookie suit every thursday. I wish for the ability to enter the wolf dream. Granted, but all water tastes like cherry flavored cough syrup to you from now on. I wish for Zinc Compounding.
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