Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. Stormlight 3 is released in New Zealand, Botswana, and Mongolia. Each book is printed in Ancient Greek. I wish for amazing dancing ability for prom when it comes up in a few months.
Windreader she/her Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You also fail a test of your choice. I wish to not be a skeleton.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted you're no longer a Skeleton, but you don't believe that. You completely convinced that you're still a Skeleton, to the point where you apologize to people for being made of bones. When you look down at yourself, you see bones. But everyone else see's skin, and (If you're wearing any,) Clothing. I wish for a working Portal gun. 1
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You lose the ability to speak, and if someone says anything involving the number three or triangles you will have a mental breakdown. I wish for the test I choose to fail to be for a class I am not taking.
vertigo 1 Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 granted, and you now see everything upside down for the rest of you life. ( If I understand properly haw the nightwatcher operates, you ask her for a boon, she gives you what she thinks you deserve, and a curse to go along with it. In no canon case of the nightwatcher giving a boon does she give a curse that renders the boon worthless, it is simple bad enough that you don't feel like you got anything out of the exchange.) and I would like a fourth gen iPod touch that works.
Cheese United he/him Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. It however is a transformer, and a Decepticon to boot. Sorry man, but looks like you might not live long. I wish that I could be a giant fire breathing chicken
vertigo 1 Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I make you a chicken breathing fire. (figure that one out.) I wish for an algorithm that will let me take control of all transformers.
Patrick Star Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You have to put up with wheelie's obnoxious, squeaky voice all of the time. Trust me, that's worse than it sounds (get it, sounds? sorry). I wish that I could afford solar panels for my house.
vertigo 1 Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. you win the lottery, if you didn't play you win twice. you also have inch thick slabs of sun on you roof. I wish for sound suppressing earmuffs. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. They are screwed into your skull, and can never be removed lest you burst your head open. I wish for a loaf of gluten-free garlic bread.
Redbird he/him Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, although it is crumbly and dry, since the Nightwatcher isn't a very good cook. I wish to have the power of flight.
Cheese United he/him Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You can fly a nano moeter off the ground ( Is that even a real measurement? ) I wish I had some chocolate
+Slowswift Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, but it's that bitter baker's chocolate. I wish to pass all of my classes, from now to when I graduate from college.
Cheese United he/him Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted However you forget all info from them once you pass I wish college were cheaper
ChullRider he/him Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted However you forget all info from them once you pass I wish college were cheaper Granted. All food you eat is now bland. I wish for a large, personal library, mostly full of Brandon Sanderson, Robert Jordan, and Tolkein's works.
Cheese United he/him Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. You have all of their works. However, Hoid came and ripped out the last hundred pages of each book. I'll leave someone else to make a wish 2
Windreader she/her Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I wish to not believe I am a skeleton.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. You no longer believe you're a skeleton. You also don't believe you have a skeleton. You go around constantly insisting your body is hollow. I wish for exactly $30,000 in unmarked $20 bills, to be delivered to me by a man wearing a mask and carrying the bills in a black Duffle Bag.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. The masked man gained $30, 000 by holding your family for ransom. The police track the money to you and have you thrown in prison. Your family members periodically visit your prison to give you stern looks from behind bulletproof glass. I wish for a deep sea submersible.
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 have a rock. You can drop it in challenger deep. I wish for better concentration.
Cheese United he/him Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. You can concentrate extremely well, but only when you're riding a unicycle down a busy free way juggling lemons with your brain I wish Photoshop made sense
Windreader she/her Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. Nothing else does. I wish to not believe I have no skeleton.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. You now suffer the inability to distinguish whether or not you're wearing clothing. I'd hire some maids to help you get dressed every morning, if I were you. I wish for a pegasus steed, with whom I may embark on many adventures. 1
vertigo 1 Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. You now suffer the inability to distinguish whether or not you're wearing clothing. I'd hire some maids to help you get dressed every morning, if I were you. I wish for a pegasus steed, with whom I may embark on many adventures. Granted, you are chased by a group of pegasus hunters. I would suggest finding a shardblade or similar weapon soon. I wish to be a mistborn Keeper combo with 5000 biochromatic breaths.
Dresden45 he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, you are lost in a colorless forest. I wish I was a Windrunner and a Dustbringer
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