Guest Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Both of your links directed me to 'What to Watch' on Youtube. What did you mean to do? Sorry. Here's the desktop link: If that doesn't work, youtube "Milk man: world's worst superhero"
Windreader she/her Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. You turn into a fly, and no one can understand you. I wish to have dragon wings on my iguana half, not ostrich wings. And please place them on my iguana back.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. You now have liver disease. Really, really bad liver disease. I wish to not be a fly anymore.
Dresden45 he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted you are now a kandra with no bones. I wish I was a Swift
israel8491 she/her Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 (edited) (Don't know what a swift is) Granted, but you're a quadriplegic. I wish for the most perfect cup of coffee ever brewed. Edited January 26, 2015 by israel8491
Kobold King he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. King Xerxes of Persia is brought from the dead for the sole purpose of spitting in said coffee. You now both have a perfectly brewed mug of coffee with two thousand year old saliva in it. Also, King Xerxes of Persia is staying at your home until you can figure out a way to send him back to the past. I wish for the superpower to control ice and snow. 2
Cheese United he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted. You can only activate your powers by singing "Let it Go" insanely loudly. So loud your eardrums EXPLODE! Micheal Bay style. But with snow and Ice. I wish I wern't allergic to cats 1
Redbird he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 Granted, cats are allergic to you! I wish for the cake to not be a lie.
Windreader she/her Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. It is a prank. I wish to not have liver disease.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. You no longer have a liver. I wish for a pet velociraptor. And the actual velociraptor, with feathers and all.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. You no longer have a liver. I wish for a pet velociraptor. And the actual velociraptor, with feathers and all. Granted. It introduces a primordial relative of the avian flu to the modern population. The pathogen is airborne and lethal. Within days it has breached the relative containment of your home; within a week, you have expired from the illness. Within the month it has breached an attempted CDC quarantine. Within three months it spreads across the whole of the continental US. An attempt at quarantining the continent by the United Nations fails; people are sneezing up Cretaceous viruses in London, Sidney, Beijing, Tokyo, and Cairo by the end of the year. New Years Day, 2016 finds less than 10% of the human population still alive, struggling for subsistence in a post-apocalyptic landscape. In the ruins of what was once your home in Minnesota, a feathered velociraptor roams the streets, scavenging the flesh of the humans that once brought it to this time. It will not survive the winter. I wish for the ability to survive any apocalyptic scenarios brought about by other Sharders' wishes. 2
Cheese United he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. Your apocalypse crew is trying to survive the velicoraptor disease you posted about above. You will come out with your life, but maybe not your sanity. Your crew includes John Hammond, Satan, Mr. Satan, Aren jaeger, an enviromentalist, a Titan, Batman, and Wax/Wayne. Eventually, Eren and the tiatan end up killing one another, but not before it is discovered that Batman Wax, and Wayne have teamed up to fight injustice. They leave the velicoraptor alone as it is not evil, just acting on it's nature. John Hammond became immortal, and keeps getting killed by thee raptor, but still screams at you anytime you try to harm. Being immortal your attacks don't work against him and he is able to save the raptor. He still talks about how great jurrasic park will be. Satan just flies around possesing you and making you do the pelvic thrust. Mr Satan keeps screaming his own name to cheering crowds and bugging everryone. You cannot kill yourself, as Batman won't allow it. "It's nt justice" You go insane and end up joining the velociraptor in tearing up the carrcassses of humans. I wish I had the power to do my hair without touching it
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Granted, you now have no hair and can't grow anymore. I wish for a peanut butter based apocalypse.
Redbird he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Granted, but that causes major jelly and bread shortages. Or anything else that would taste good with peanut butter. I wish for the royal locks.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. An heirloom padlock that once belonged to Henry VIII is found in your basement. James Bond is dispatched to your home to retrieve the item, beating you senseless in the process. He also drinks all of the martinis that may or may not be in your house or neighborhood. I wish to not be a carrion-eating scavenger man in the post-apocalypse.
Redbird he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 I see what you did there, also, I don't have a basement Granted, why be a carrion scavenger in the post apocalypse when you can be one in the pre-apocalypse? I wish James Bond would let me keep the lock, that and not beat me senseless.
Cheese United he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Granted, but you now never have a chance of getting a girlfreind in your hometown; James seduced ALL of them. I wish I could run really fast forever 1
ChullRider he/him Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, but you now never have a chance of getting a girlfreind in your hometown; James seduced ALL of them. I wish I could run really fast forever Granted, but you can only see behind you. I wish for an infinite supply of LEGO so that I can free-build Stormlight Archive more.
Cheese United he/him Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. You are afflicted by all of your banes. I wish to be able to see the future (
Patrick Star Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Granted. You now know the truth. About Everything. However, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! I wish that hot pockets actually tasted good. Edited January 28, 2015 by Patrick Star 1
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. Every other food that Jim Gaffigan has made fun of, however, now tastes just as terrible as hot pockets originally did. I wish to be alive again in the Elimination Game (much tears, very distraught. wow) 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. Everything you touch from now on, including your clothes, family members, and your computer, will be transformed into charcoal. (You should look into the Reckoners RPG. Awesome members, an epic storyline, and no one can kill your character without permission. ) I wish for an indestructible rubber duck. 1
Windreader she/her Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Granted. It takes over the world. I wish to have my livers back. One for the iguana half, one for my regular half. Edited January 28, 2015 by Windreader
Windreader she/her Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You can only burn duralumin, and can never find a good supplier. I wish to not have extra organs.
Patrick Star Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You have no organs. You're a living skeleton named "Boney". I wish that Stormlight 3 would release. The waiting is killing me.
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