taveren Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) granted but since he has never played before or seems to care for boardgames you win really fast and he leaves without you getting to say much also from now on you can only move like you were a knight i wish to have friends Edited January 10, 2015 by taveren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. They are all imaginary and manifest as squirrel-like hallucinations. I wish for everyone on the planet to be compelled to move like chess pieces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witty Username Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Granted, but someone you dislike walks at you diagonally and you vanish.I wish I didn't keep waking up so early. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 You now wake up at four in the afternoon matter what. You also fall asleep at six in the morning. I wish I were an Oscar Mire Wiener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) You see the chouta as half rotted, I see it as half edible. Granted you are captured by the dark alley and "studied", since you are literally a sentient meatbag. I wish for a copy of Star Wars battlefront 3. Edited January 11, 2015 by Redbird3000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinter Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Instead of getting a copy of Star Wars Battlefront 3, you get a copy of Star Wars Battlefront 2. I wish to be able to anything I wish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Is that really a curse? Although I do already have it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witty Username Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Instead of getting a copy of Star Wars Battlefront 3, you get a copy of Star Wars Battlefront 2. I wish to be able to anything I wish! Granted - you are able to wish anything you wish, and the opposites of those wishes are granted. I wish that reading books multiple times improved them on each reading 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahlion Dahlyr Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted - you are able to wish anything you wish, and the opposites of those wishes are granted. I wish that reading books multiple times improved them on each reading Granted- Your bane is to see all things your mind define as letters or words upside-down I wish to be able to understand why people say a statement, and all the thought behind it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinter Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 You will be able to understand why people say a statement, and all the thought behind it, but you will not be able to understand the thought behind things that you say. I wish to have all the surges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted, but you can't control when or how you use them. I wish to be able to reside in any fantasy world (i.e. Middle-earth, Roshar) of my choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taveren Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 granted but you forget your memories from any other world you were on i wish i could make a living by going outside and killing monsters like in dragon quest or basically any rpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 i wish i could make a living by going outside and killing monsters like in dragon quest or basically any rpg Granted. You take an arrow to the knee and become a town guard. I wish that it would snow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 (edited) Granted. You take an arrow to the knee and become a town guard. I wish that it would snow. Granted. The Sun disappears and the Earth goes flying off into the darkness of space. Before we all die, it snows normal snow. Later, it snows carbon dioxide, oxygen and nitrogen. I wish for a magic Popsicle. Edited January 11, 2015 by happyman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. It is cursed and your spirit is sucked from your body like lint before a vacuum cleaner. Your soul will be imprisoned within the popsicle stick until the end of the world. I wish for the ability to teleport onto alien planets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Granted but you can't control when it happens or where you go. I wish I could channel the Saidin half of the True Source. Edited January 12, 2015 by BreathTaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taveren Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 you should have let him teleport to planets from alien movies the face hugger kinds granted hower with no one to teach you the odds are you would end up dead and thats not even your bane you can't use the letter s anymore i wish i could play any video game and it would look state of the art 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 you should have let him teleport to planets from alien movies the face hugger kinds granted hower with no one to teach you the odds are you would end up dead and thats not even your bane you can't use the letter s anymore i wish i could play any video game and it would look state of the art Granted. The Nightwatcher, being unfamiliar with the state of the art of video games, uses the 1980s as a model. All video games you play from here on out will be raised or lowered to the standard of retro arcade games. I wish for a limited run comic book series where Superman fights Steelheart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) But it's so limited that you never get to read it.You spend the rest of your days hearing about it on 17S from the three people who did get it. You die a miserable, wretched mistake of a man in front of your computer screen, friendless and alone. I wish I had a viewpoint character in Szeth's book named after me. Edited January 12, 2015 by inexorablePanda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted, there will be a character named "After Me." You also can never read the book or any other SA books. I wish I didn't require sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. You must watch a Twilight film every day for the rest of your life. I wish I had the world's most comfortable pillow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You had it, but your wife/kid barged on it as soon as you acquired it. I wish I was practically perfect in every way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Barged? Do you mean barfed? Anyways, you're so perfect that you diet obsessed with finding a more perfect being to find and conquer, and go off into deep space for some reason that I don't understand because I'm not as perfect as you. I wish for a lifetime supply of the world's most comfortable pillow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Barged? Do you mean barfed? Anyways, you're so perfect that you diet obsessed with finding a more perfect being to find and conquer, and go off into deep space for some reason that I don't understand because I'm not as perfect as you. I wish for a lifetime supply of the world's most comfortable pillow. Granted. All the pillows of the world are stolen from their owners and transferred to you. As the rest of the world is restricted to rocks, sticks, and especially fluffy chihuahuas, you have a lifetime supply of the most comfortable pillows in the world. I wish for the world to be plunged into eternal darkness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 But then the world is all dark. Everyone dies. I wish that I had 50000 Breaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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