Windreader she/her Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. You are taken captive by an evil tree that uses its roots and branches to tie you up and squeeze you to the point where you can hardly breathe (This tree is an anti-time alteration tree, meaning you cannot go back in time at the current moment. No wish? Well then you get the curse you cursed Chouta with. I wish to not be afraid of everything due to my fear of bunnies.
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 You are now afraid of everything due to your paralyzing fear of birds. I wish to be a star athlete 1
Splinter he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You will be an athlete, but your world is burned and you are the only human left on it, so there is no one to compete with you. I wish to be able to grant myself and others wishes. 1
ostrichofevil he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You don't get to chose the wish to grant. I wish to be a Rioter.
Splinter he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You will be a rioter, but will not be able to control which emotions you strengthen. I wish to be a shapeshifter, and i CAN control which animal I shape shift into!
Patrick Star Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You will be a rioter, but will not be able to control which emotions you strengthen. I wish to be a shapeshifter, and i CAN control which animal I shape shift into! Granted. You are now a furry. I wish for the greatest superpower ever - making and loading save points in real life! Now I'll actually be able to ctrl-z! 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted; everyone else in the world has the same ability, and their saves and ctrl-z's all override yours. I wish to visit a parallel universe where my doppelgänger rules the world. 1
Patrick Star Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted; everyone else in the world has the same ability, and their saves and ctrl-z's all override yours. I wish to visit a parallel universe where my doppelgänger rules the world. Granted. He kills you. I wish that nobody else had my superpower. Or any other superpowers, for that matter
ChullRider he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. He kills you. I wish that nobody else had my superpower. Or any other superpowers, for that matter Granted. You get a severe, incurable case of rabies and spend the rest of your life in bed. I wish to have a Cryptic as a friend (LIke Shallan and Pattern).
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 All your friends make up a new language, but don't tell you about it. It's the only way they talk now. Now, all your friends are cryptic. I wish for too awake feeling great, no matter how little I sleep. 2
Windreader she/her Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You never wake up. I wish to not be afraid of birds.
Unhinged he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted because you aren't afraid of them you walk right up on a flock of angry emus and are kicked to death for disturbing them. I wish I didn't have a meeting to go to in an hour.
KevinTheHerdazian he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. After the hour you are in another meeting for the rest of your life. I wish I could make things come out of books and have a chouta feast Edited January 10, 2015 by KevinTheHerdazian 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. After the hour you are in another meeting for the rest of your life. I wish I could make things come out of books and have a chouta feast Granted. Anything you think of will be summoned, and you will have no way of returning summoned objects or entities to their books. Try not to think about the Everstorm flying out of Words of Radiance. Or about Calamity rising from the pages of Steelheart. Or about Ruin busting free from a copy of Mistborn. Oh, you just thought about every one of those things? Whoops-a-daisy. I wish for the ability to work dark magic against spambots. 3
Redbird he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted, but you are haunted by the ghosts of the spambots until you are driven mad. I wish for some non-human chouta.
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted, but you are haunted by the ghosts of the spambots until you are driven mad. I wish for some non-human chouta. Granted, the chouta is half rotten and will probably make you sick. I wish for a Stand.
Windreader she/her Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You get a Stand to put your very fancy vase on. I wish to be reasonably afraid of birds.
CHOUTAGOD he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted! However you dont deserve it and so every breath you take leaves the smell of rotten mayonase for all of your days!!!!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I was THE CREATORS bestest friend!!! Top that!!! Whats that I hear.. jealousy is it! Too bad!!!
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) You are reasonably afraid of birds. The reason is that the birds are alive. You are afraid of alive things. I wish for a train. Edit: I like trains. Edited January 10, 2015 by Arthur Dent
KevinTheHerdazian he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) Granted! However you dont deserve it and so every breath you take leaves the smell of rotten mayonase for all of your days!!!!! FEAR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I was THE CREATORS bestest friend!!! Top that!!! Whats that I hear.. jealousy is it! Too bad!!! the creator gets certain feelings towards you and makes you his husband. You are reasonably afraid of birds. The reason is that the birds are alive. You are afraid of alive things. I wish for a train. Edit: I like trains. the train runs you over killing you.I wish I was a quantum energy being. edit: No doctor who (Dr. Who cares) things Edited January 10, 2015 by KevinTheHerdazian 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You will not be a thinking quantum energy being, however, so you will spend the rest of eternity floating without thought or memories through the space of a single atom. I wish to play a game of chess with Kelsier. 1
taveren he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) granted but since he has never played before or seems to care for boardgames you win really fast and he leaves without you getting to say much also from now on you can only move like you were a knight i wish to have friends Edited January 10, 2015 by taveren
Kobold King he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. They are all imaginary and manifest as squirrel-like hallucinations. I wish for everyone on the planet to be compelled to move like chess pieces. 1
Witty Username he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Granted, but someone you dislike walks at you diagonally and you vanish.I wish I didn't keep waking up so early. 2
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 You now wake up at four in the afternoon matter what. You also fall asleep at six in the morning. I wish I were an Oscar Mire Wiener.
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