FaeMofo Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 (I see no problems with this boon) Granted. Every decision you make now depends on d20 rolls. I wish that I could have a conversation with Jasnah 3
Kobold King he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. You may have an unlimited conversation with my cat, also named Jasnah. She says she'd like to start the conversation with "mrrow." I wish for a plateful of sushi. 3
taveren he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) (I see no problems with this boon) Granted. Every decision you make now depends on d20 rolls. I wish that I could have a conversation with Jasnah so every choice i make has a 1 in 20 odds of turning out great time to play the lottery 20 times and ask out the 20 hottest girls i can find Edited January 7, 2015 by taveren 1
ostrichofevil he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. Whenever you pick up a piece of sushi, it falls apart to its base components. I wish for it to snow 12 inches in my city and be 80 degrees without the snow melting.
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) The nightwatcher got confused. Instead, it snows 80 inches and is 12 degrees. The snow still doesn't melt though I wish for this wish to be denied. dang it, that's already been done. I wish to be smarter. Edited January 7, 2015 by jasonpenguin 1
Redbird he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you are only more intelligent on some days, but less on others. I wish Mistborn: Birthright would come out sooner. Edited January 8, 2015 by Redbird3000 2
Windreader she/her Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. You must go to school every day, even weekends. Except for Christmas. I wish I didn't have everyone's hiccups when I use my powers. 1
Redbird he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, although you feel as if hamsters are out to get you. And they are. I wish I was something better than a skaa worker. 1
Windreader she/her Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. You are a skaa zoo worker. I wish hamsters were not out to get me, so that I'm not scared of them. 2
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but you're now afraid of bunnies. That grows into xenophobia, and you die without leaving your house for thirteen years, afraid of all animals and bugs. I wish for a good budget to follow. (Obvious bane: You have no money to follow it with. Don't do the obvious thing.) 1
FaeMofo Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 You follow your budget obsessively and briefly notice that you did not include enough healthy food. You die three days later due to malnutrition. I wish that I could change my gender at will
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. A freak accident gets you stuck... somewhere in between. I wish for a loaf of bread to bring pour old granny in the woods.
Kadrok she/her Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. A freak accident gets you stuck... somewhere in between. I wish for a loaf of bread to bring pour old granny in the woods. Interesting wording. You are granted the bread to bring the liquified remains of your granny. Whether you choose to pour her or not is up to you. I wish for a giant pile of cash.
taveren he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 ok 1000$ of pennys have fun i wish i always knew the best choices to make 2
FaeMofo Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted, but your internal thoughts are in the voice of Michael Jackson I wish that I wasn't in work right now 4
taveren he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 granted you are now the first person on mars congratulations i wish i had the powers of the flash(wally west)
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Granted. You can't stop moving at super speed. I wish for a lifeless squirrel army. Edited January 8, 2015 by jasonpenguin
Kobold King he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. They are not yours to command, and they bring you in the shackles to the Squirrel Lich. I wish for a well-crafted fancy pen. 1
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Granted. You can only right in cursive from now on (get it, guys? Curse ive? *gets beaten with sticks*) I wish that the squirrel lich obeyed my command. Edited January 8, 2015 by jasonpenguin 3
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Granted. It's really gross, so you don't want to replace it with a new one because that would mean touching it. As a consequence, your disgusting filter only rots your brain away. Try wording your things better, friend I wish for an ice cream sandwich. 1
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 granted. You can only eat ice cream from now on. Your teeth rot away and you get scurvy and die. I wish for a pony.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 granted. You can only eat ice cream from now on. Your teeth rot away and you get scurvy and die. I wish for a pony. Granted. It happens to be this pony... ...who proceeds to topple your regime and seizes command of your lifeless squirrel armies. I wish for a pair of pink-tinted sunglasses. 2
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 NOOO! my precious armies! Granted. They are living and carnivorous. I wish for support for my rebellion against our pony overlords and their stolen armies. 2
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 I thought I was answering your previous wish. Then I answered your wish. Is that not allowed? I'm confused.
ChullRider he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. All forms of sushi are now universally reviled, making your skill disgusting. I wish I could turn back time. Granted. You are taken captive by an evil tree that uses its roots and branches to tie you up and squeeze you to the point where you can hardly breathe (This tree is an anti-time alteration tree, meaning you cannot go back in time at the current moment.
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