Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted but they find your email Address.

 

I wish the Mistborn Dice Kickstarter gets to the Atium Level.

 

Granted. You will feel a stabbing pain somewhere in your body every time someone on the planet uses one of the completed dice.

 

I wish for a saber-toothed cat cub to be cloned from amber and delivered safely to my house.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted.  The cat is safely delivered to your house.  But it eats you as soon as you arrive.

 

I wish for a free copy of the Mistborn Adventure Game.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted.  The cat is safely delivered to your house.  But it eats you as soon as you arrive.

 

I wish for a free copy of the Mistborn Adventure Game.

 

It ate me as a cub? Wow, Smilodon's even more awesome than I'd anticipated.

[thecatinthehat]

I wish for a free copy of the Mistborn Adventure Game.

You get it, but it works for you like Colin's card from Fugitives of Chaos. I.e. your memory shuts down every time you look at the manual, making you remember nothing afterwards, as if the moment has never happened.

I wish I could release anybody I want from their bane.

Edited January 1, 2015 by mdmilosz

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but you get the bane you just released them from.

 

I wish it was always socially acceptable to wear sweatpants.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You're now cursed to have a plethora of New Years partyers with horns, who will not stop playing them for the rest of your life.

I wish for some sunglasses to block the ultraviolet light I can see.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted.  Your sunglasses block ultraviolet light, but also block visible light, and are permanently affixed to your eyes.

 

I wish to for 500 eggs of Silly Putty,

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. They hatch into unspeakable eldritch abominations.

 

I wish for a robot programmed to follow me around and pat me on the back when I'm feeling down.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. They hatch into Silly Putty chicken monsters that come try to kill you.

I wish my sunglasses weren't affixed to my face, and they only blocked ultraviolet light.

Edit: Ninja'd by Kobold King

Granted. It pats you on the back too hard sometimes and knocks you to the ground.

Edited January 1, 2015 by Windreader

[thecatinthehat]

I wish my sunglasses weren't affixed to my face, and they only blocked ultraviolet light.

Granted. Except now you can see only ultraviolet light.

I wish the Nightwatcher didn't exist.

[Kobold King he/him]

You become afflicted with the delusion that the Nightwatcher is non-existent. As this clearly contradicts reality as it is known to your fellow man, you are sent to an insane asylum.

 

Nightwatcher don't play games, son.

 

I wish to no longer ninja people over the internet.

[Curiosity he/him]

Granted. But every post you make, you realize someone has already said what you said in some way, shape, or form, so that you feel as if you have no original thoughts. 

 

I wish for a shirt that had a moving, changing Pattern on it.

[Windreader she/her]

You become afflicted with the delusion that the Nightwatcher is non-existent. As this clearly contradicts reality as it is known to your fellow man, you are sent to an insane asylum.

Nightwatcher don't play games, son.

I wish to no longer ninja people over the internet.

Thanks!

Nice invisible ink

Chouta, your wish is granted. You now turn into a hamster and get a hamster's cognitive impairments.

I wish to to see all colors again.

Edited January 2, 2015 by Windreader

[taveren he/him]

granted but you be chased forever by omnipotent cats

 

i wish to always know were to be for interesting things to happen

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You accidentally turn your imagination off.

I wish my eyes were not superglued shut.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. It is an enemy kandra and spies on you, reporting information to your enemies.

I the staples holding the Windrunner to me were gone, so that I could fight him with my Windrunning and bendalloy.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Umm.... Granted. You are now a Mistborn worm. You are very tiny and it is very funny.

I wish for unlimited battery life for a perfect phone that I own.

[taveren he/him]

granted everyone else gets new technology beyond phones but you and you have no one to call.

 

i wish i was a better person

[Kobold King he/him]

granted everyone else gets new technology beyond phones but you and you have no one to call.

 

i wish i was a better person

 

Granted. Your brain is removed from your body and replaced with that of a better person.

 

I wish for a TARDIS.

[RawToast225 he/him]

It's a TARDIS in that TARDIS junkyard on the outside of the universe with The Father. You don't know how to fix a TARDIS, do you, Mr. King?

I wish for a lovely bunch of coconuts. They don't have to be standing in a row, but that would be preferable.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. That song will be stuck in your head forever.

 

I wish I could solve crimes with Sherlock Holmes (any version is fine).

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. That song will be stuck in your head forever.

 

I wish I could solve crimes with Sherlock Holmes (any version is fine).

 

Granted. Moriarty murders you as a way of sending a message to Holmes.

 

I wish for the knowledge of how to repair TARDISes.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, but now that you've repaired your TARDIS, you don't know how to fly it. (though that never stopped the Doctor, I guess)

 

I wish I could go snowboarding today.

[Patrick Star]

Granted, but now that you've repaired your TARDIS, you don't know how to fly it. (though that never stopped the Doctor, I guess)

 

I wish I could go snowboarding today.

 

Granted.  You are now a snowboard.

 

I wish that it was already Firefight's release date.

Edited January 3, 2015 by Patrick Star

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, whenever you see someone, they throw them at you (They are really thorny.)

 

I wish I could control the song stuck in my head.