Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. Their ghosts haunt you in your sleep, so you try to avoid it by not sleeping, but you just end up going mad.

I wish for my eyes, nose, and glasses to go back to normal.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. You know see the world in greyscale with absolutely no colors except for your least favorite one.

 

I wish my pizza could get here faster so my sister and I can finish our Lord of the Rings marathon. (Yeah, we're that cool)

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. Your pizza arrives quickly, but you will never be capable of watching Lord of the Rings again. (Or The Hobbit movies.)

 

I wish to no longer be insane.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You are insane for 10 minutes every day.

I wish to see in color again.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted.  You see in color again, but you see the wrong colors; there will be blue oranges in your future...

 

I wish to be a tuna.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted.  You see in color again, but you see the wrong colors; there will be blue oranges in your future...

 

I wish to be a tuna.

 

Granted.

 

 

You did not specify where your existence as a tuna would begin...

 

I wish for the ability to instantly summon Brandon Sanderson at any time, to ask him questions, hang out with him, or persuade him to open pickle jars.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Granted. You are now immortal and time moves at breakneck speeds for you, thus Brandon is dead in three or four years.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. You are now immortal and time moves at breakneck speeds for you, thus Brandon is dead in three or four years.

 

Whoah. You mean that within the next three or four years I'll get to read the entirety of Brandon Sanderson's published works?

 

Best. Curse. Ever.

[RawToast225 he/him]

Whoah. You mean that within the next three or four years I'll get to read the entirety of Brandon Sanderson's published works?

Best. Curse. Ever.

You're forgetting that you won't be able to enjoy them as well as others. Mwahahahahahaha!

I wish for some apple juice.

Edited December 28, 2014 by Arthur Dent

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted. The apple juice makes you gassy.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. School will come to you, and your home will be permanently converted into a series of classrooms.

 

I wish to no longer be prevented from enjoying Brandon Sanderson novels. (That, by the way, was the cruelest curse that could possibly be inflicted by one Sharder to another.)

Edited December 28, 2014 by Kobold King

[Windreader she/her]

Edit: Ninja'd

Granted, you can't concentrate on Brandon's books, and get distracted really easily.

I wish to see colors correctly.

Edited December 28, 2014 by Windreader

[Melaan]

Granted. You can see all colors now, including ultraviolet (Which appears kind of silver-ish) Ultraviolet light however gives you headaches.

I wish I had more bookshelves for all my books.

[Cold Fusion he/him]

Granted.  However, Odium is now right next door on mars.

I wish I owned, and controlled, a level one hundred shiny rayquaza with draco meteor in real life.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, although you lack the proper badges to control it.

 

I wish for a longer Christmas break.

[Unodus he/him]

Granted, although you lack the proper badges to control it.

 

I wish for a longer Christmas break.

Granted, you have a shorter summer break

 

I wish I could ace tests without having to revise :B

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted your your sent back to kindergarten it should be easy for you to ace those tests.

 

I wish I could get paid sooner.

[Pestis the Spider she/her]

Granted. But the sooner you get paid the less you get.

 

I want my flat to clean itself, so I don't have to do that.

[Quiver he/him]

Congratulations, you splintered Odium!- but because he never invested on a planet, his seons/spren wander around space instead of being contained to a single world, making space travel impossible.

 

I wish to have the creativity of Brandon Sanderson.

Edited December 29, 2014 by Quiver

[gjustice99 she/her]

Granted, but it drives you to insanity so you are in a straight jacket rather than writing.

I wish for the cures to all diseases to be available to everyone and that they would be able to use them.

[Witty Username he/him]

Granted, people have the ability to use these cures but not the knowledge of which ones are the right ones.

I wish for a tuna sandwich, with cheese, on whatever kind of bread seems most suitable.

Edited December 29, 2014 by Witty Username

[Quiver he/him]

The tuna resembles Blinky, and the bread is sort of dry.

 

I wish I had the Sixth Doctors coat.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted.  You now have a gas mask permanently fused to your face, and your brain trapped in a small sphere.

 

I wish that Hoid would eat everyone I don't like.

[Quiver he/him]

Granted- after Hoid is done, Rayse appears and eats everyone who you do like.

 

I wish the Vashikaran spam bots would stay away from the forum.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted but they find your email Address.

 

I wish the Mistborn Dice Kickstarter gets to the Atium Level.