Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ati_Simp said:

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Ehh, I'll take it

 

You get one, but unfortunately, it's me

I wish I didn't hate myself

Granted, but instead you feel undeniable lust toward yourself which drives you mad with desire (I couldn't think of any other emotions that weren't variants of hate)

I wish that @Ati_Simp knew fae's not alone in faer struggles.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

Granted, but fae are so mobbed by people who want to help that they get trampled.

I wish that TLPW had a higher page count than TLT.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

8 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

I wish that TLPW had a higher page count than TLT.

It does, but just because it has smaller pages for absolutely no discernible reason.

I wish Generative ai didn't exist

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ati_Simp said:

It does, but just because it has smaller pages for absolutely no discernible reason.

I wish Generative ai didn't exist

Granted. But the people love you so much for that wish that they mob you and remove any semblance of privacy.

I wish for a really cool rock.

[Through the living Wahr He/Him]

26 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Granted. But the people love you so much for that wish that they mob you and remove any semblance of privacy.

I wish for a really cool rock.

Granted but the Nightwatcher understood cool as in cold, so there is now a source of extreme cold always in your vicinity.

I wish i didnt have to retake any exams this semester

[Fizz9]

11 minutes ago, Through the living Wahr said:

Granted but the Nightwatcher understood cool as in cold, so there is now a source of extreme cold always in your vicinity.

I wish i didnt have to retake any exams this semester

Granted. You loose all memory of anything that even remotely is relivant to the exams the first time and you sit there dumbstruck at every exam. You cannot retake them.

I wish for my friends to stop murdering me.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

23 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

I wish for my friends to stop murdering me.

Granted, they're torturing you instead

I wish for parents who aren't horrible.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

On 4/15/2026 at 7:10 AM, Ati_Simp said:

Granted, they're torturing you instead

I wish for parents who aren't horrible.

Granted but they become overprotective helicopter parents and don’t let you leave the house

i wish for spiderman

Edited April 19 by Honors cognitive shadow

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

1 minute ago, Honors cognitive shadow said:

Granted but they become overprotective helicopter parents and don’t let you leave the house

A different type of horrible is still horrible, I want a refund.

And you get a spiderman, a man made entirely of spiders

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, Ati_Simp said:

A different type of horrible is still horrible, I want a refund.

And you get a spiderman, a man made entirely of spiders

Ok ok refund time, your parents love you very much but are completely paralyzed like can’t move and can’t talk from the nuclear war that killed everyone and everything on earth except you and them.

hehehe jokes on you I LIKE spiders, I wish for an amp that is SOOO loud it can break eardrums rly easily 

[Factor She/Her]

Here you go! But it plays on a frequency no one can hear.

I wish for a free keyboard where every key is a duck (image)

Spoiler

 

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

2 hours ago, Factor said:

Here you go! But it plays on a frequency no one can hear.

I wish for a free keyboard where every key is a duck (image)

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Wait, but I also want that.

Granted, but within a few days you have to give it to me.

I wish 250 USD so I can have two of those duck keyboards.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Wait, but I also want that.

Granted, but within a few days you have to give it to me.

I wish 250 USD so I can have two of those duck keyboards.

Granted, but the USD stands for Under Seas Death, so you drown 250 times in order to get it.

I wish I could have perfect privacy with no drawbacks

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

9 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I wish I could have perfect privacy with no drawbacks

You could have it, but you don't 

I wish to marry Ati.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Ati_Simp said:

You could have it, but you don't 

I wish to marry Ati.

Granted, but TOW(the coolest person on the Shard) thinks you're creepy.

I wish for a Library of Congress library card that will never expire, along with transport that takes 10 minutes to and from the Library of Congress.

I visited D.C. during the shutdown so I didn't get to go inside the Library of Congress. I'm really mad about it.

Edited April 19 by Through the Living Hopper

[-ACE- he/him]

You receive your card and the transport, but every time you go, a bookshelf falls on you

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted.           and               but                           which also means       .                         , so                            .     unfortunately.                                            ,                               .           the                 ,              for                     turkey sandwich.

I wish I get all the nutrition I need and I never have to worry about my food intake

Edited April 21 by AltonicKeys
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[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Granted, but you're always hungry, except you lose your appetite the moment you go to eat

I wish for a sandwich 

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

You receive it, but you are immediately mobbed by people from the Battle for the Sandwich Thread.

I wish for all the Sanderson books.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Granted. You receive every book in the series titled: "Sanderson"

I wish to own TWoK leatherbound

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You now own every Way of Kings leatherbound book. The world economy collapses and it's all your fault.

I wish Tyler blows up

[Frustration]

4 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. You now own every Way of Kings leatherbound book. The world economy collapses and it's all your fault.

I wish Tyler blows up

He blew up.

You're curse is that anything you put your head on while trying to sleep turns to stone until you remove your head.

I wish for a girlfriend

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Frustration said:

He blew up.

You're curse is that anything you put your head on while trying to sleep turns to stone until you remove your head.

I wish for a girlfriend

 

Granted. Your curse is, only females of other species want to be your girlfriend

I wish people would have more curses like Furstration's

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

13 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Granted. Your curse is, only females of other species want to be your girlfriend

I wish people would have more curses like Furstration's

Granted. Two extra people get that curse, and you get it 4 times.

I wish to understand Coder's wish.

31 minutes ago, Frustration said:

I wish for a girlfriend

I already wished for that. Naughty Frustration.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

You do, but you don't reallllllllyyyyyy because it's a boon not a wish.

I wish to be able to use ctrl f on physical books, but I can still read physical books and physical books don't all disappear.

Edited April 23 by Through The Living Ketek