Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Granted. Some are actually bombs.

I wish for the Skybreaking Honorblade, as it is at the beginning of WaT.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted. You constantly have a tickling sensation in your feet that intensifies if you hold stormlight or use a Lashing.

I wish for some chouta.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Granted. Its already finished though.

 

I wish for a get out of my World history class without losing my grade of a 90/100.

[Through the living Wahr He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Granted. Its already finished though.

 

I wish for a get out of my World history class without losing my grade of a 90/100.

Granted you will fail all other classes though

I wish that the grades of my failed exams changed to passing Grades

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Through the living Wahr said:

Granted you will fail all other classes though

I wish that the grades of my failed exams changed to passing Grades

Congrats! All of your grades have passed out from exauhstion of moving to a 0%.

I wish that people would word their wishes better.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

9 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Congrats! All of your grades have passed out from exauhstion of moving to a 0%.

I wish that people would word their wishes better.

Granted.
The perfectly worded wishes are in Goose-Speech.
I wish for a curse.
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

[Fizz9]

Granted. You are cursed to be amazing and wonderful and perfect.

I wish that I could travel inside Brandon Sanderson books as a simulation and not be hurt nor feel strong amounts of pain. I can leave at anytime I would like. I touch a book to go into it, if I wish to enter.

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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

 

Edited April 10 by Fizz9

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

1 minute ago, Fizz9 said:

Granted. You are cursed to be amazing and wonderful and perfect.

I wish that I could travel inside Brandon Sanderson books as a simulation and not be hurt nor feel strong amounts of pain. I can leave at anytime I would like. I touch a book to go into it, if I wish to enter.

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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

 

Granted. You just constantly feel small amounts of pain.

I wish to actually be motivated to finish my book, and then do it exactly as I want it to be. 

[Myst He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Granted. You just constantly feel small amounts of pain.

I wish to actually be motivated to finish my book, and then do it exactly as I want it to be. 

Mind including me in that wish?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

20 hours ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Granted. You just constantly feel small amounts of pain.

I wish to actually be motivated to finish my book, and then do it exactly as I want it to be. 

Granted. You finish the book, and it's a pretty good book. However, some big company decides that you're an easy target, and sues you for copyright infringement over using the word "and," which they have exclusive rights over. You spend the rest of your life fighting in the court of law and never touch the pen again.

I wish people would act like decent human beings 

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

37 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I wish people would act like decent human beings 

Granted. However they're all body-snatched and you're the only human being left.

I wish to do discover the formula for the universe, then publish it successfully in every known language.

[Katalri_105 They/her]

11 hours ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

I wish to do discover the formula for the universe, then publish it successfully in every known language.

Granted. But no human or entity believes you and they all don’t use the publication.

I wish when I want to read a book, the book I want to read to appear in front of me for me to read in a language I can understand.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

5 hours ago, Katalri_105 said:

I wish when I want to read a book, the book I want to read to appear in front of me for me to read in a language I can understand.

Granted. However, the book is reversed and the backwards code is indecipherable except by Sophie from the Da Vinci Code.

I wish that this thread was real but without the consequences.

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

Granted, but only you know about it, and when you try to tell other people they don't believe you.

 

I wish to be able to buy a perfect copy of any book I want, for free.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

1 hour ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

Granted, but only you know about it, and when you try to tell other people they don't believe you.

 

I wish to be able to buy a perfect copy of any book I want, for free.

Granted, but your poor wording means that nothing is accomplished because you can't buy something free

I wish that I didn't have to post a wish after responding to someone.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

On 4/11/2026 at 7:44 PM, Through the Living Hopper said:

I wish that I didn't have to post a wish after responding to someone.

You don't have to, but you will feel a horrible agonising guilt every time you choose not to, eventually driving you to madness much like the heralds were.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift at will.

[Katalri_105 They/her]

1 hour ago, Ati_Simp said:

I wish for the ability to shapeshift at will.

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into things you don’t want to shapeshift into.

I wish to understand colour theory and anatomy in drawing. 

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

1 hour ago, Katalri_105 said:

I wish to understand colour theory and anatomy in drawing. 

You understand colour theory and anatomy perfectly, but as a result, you can always see the imperfections in any attempts to capture/reproduce any colour or object, leaving you forever unsatisfied with the imperfection of all art.

I wish for a month's worth of non-perishable groceries.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

You turn into a month’s worth of canned human.

I wish for the wish spell from D&D

Edited April 14 by Adonalsium Will Return

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

16 minutes ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

I wish for the wish spell from D&D

You have ability to cast the spell in D&D, but it can't affect anything physical.

I wish to kill Cultivation. (For Talenel!)

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Ati_Simp said:

You have ability to cast the spell in D&D, but it can't affect anything physical.

I wish to kill Cultivation. (For Talenel!)

Granted, but after you do, every Shard gets a turn torturing you for breaking an agreement.

I wish that @Ati_Simp would avoid WaT spoilers

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

3 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Granted, but after you do, every Shard gets a turn torturing you for breaking an agreement.

I wish that @Ati_Simp would avoid WaT spoilers

@Ati_Simp is now mute.

I wish for pizza.

Edited April 14 by Adonalsium Will Return

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

  

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1 minute ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Granted, but after you do, every Shard gets a turn torturing you for breaking an agreement.

Joke's on you, I'm into that crem

 

2 minutes ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

I wish for pizza.

It has sliced pear on it

I wish for a hundred billion dollars, straight into my bank account

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Just now, Ati_Simp said:

  

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Joke's on you, I'm into that crem

 

It has sliced pear on it

I wish for a hundred billion dollars, straight into my bank account

Granted. The market collapses in the next week and you're only insured up to $250,000.

I wish for a friend IRL

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

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24 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Granted. The market collapses in the next week and you're only insured up to $250,000.

Ehh, I'll take it

 

24 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

I wish for a friend IRL

You get one, but unfortunately, it's me

I wish I didn't hate myself