Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the living Wahr He/Him]

5 hours ago, Through The Living Grass said:

You die in a flood of pizza. Skill issue

I wish for a deluxe leatherbound edition of Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

Granted unfortunately it is written in an incomprehsible language and you cannot understand it

I wish I passed all my exams

[-ACE- he/him]

You pass your exams! Good job! But... you fail all future exams

I wish for the sandwich in 'battle for the sandwich'

[Through the living Wahr He/Him]

31 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

You pass your exams! Good job! But... you fail all future exams

I wish for the sandwich in 'battle for the sandwich'

You get the Sandwich, but all members of the Thread still hunt it and by extension you, they also gain the ability to sense the Sandwhich at all times.

I wish that Brandon will be able to realize all his Plans for the Cosmere and that I will live long enough to enjoy them all.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 hours ago, Through the living Wahr said:

You get the Sandwich, but all members of the Thread still hunt it and by extension you, they also gain the ability to sense the Sandwhich at all times.

I wish that Brandon will be able to realize all his Plans for the Cosmere and that I will live long enough to enjoy them all.

granted, however, all of these plans fall far too short of what you are expecting, as after fires of december, he writes a novella titled 'last book of the cosmere' that is just 'the end' and nothing else, he never writes any more books ever

I WISH MY COMPUTER WAS WORKING SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO CLICK CAPS LOCK AND HOLD SHIFT TO TYPE 50% OF ALL LETTERS

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

On 3/26/2026 at 10:00 PM, Through The Living Coder said:

granted, however, all of these plans fall far too short of what you are expecting, as after fires of december, he writes a novella titled 'last book of the cosmere' that is just 'the end' and nothing else, he never writes any more books ever

I WISH MY COMPUTER WAS WORKING SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO CLICK CAPS LOCK AND HOLD SHIFT TO TYPE 50% OF ALL LETTERS

what

Sure, your computer works, but your fingers don't anymore.

I wish coder still talked about orv

Edited March 28 by Clarkmon22

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 3/27/2026 at 9:55 AM, Clarkmon22 said:

what

Sure, your computer works, but your fingers don't anymore.

I wish coder still talked about orv

I never stopped. You just stopped looking. Now you have to read it.

I wish everyone would be nice :3

[Verdance he/him]

Wish granted. Everyone is nice, just not to you

i wish for a work ethic

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Wish granted. Everyone is nice, just not to you

i wish for a work ethic

honestly considering todays society that would def be a w

Granted, you a singular correct ethical decision regarding work

I wish for the power of GRASS

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Coder said:

honestly considering todays society that would def be a w

Granted, you a singular correct ethical decision regarding work

I wish for the power of GRASS

Granted. You now no longer eat food, you just stand out in the sun and feel bored

i wish for instant supreme knowledge of all the maths

Edited March 31 by Through The Living Grass

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Granted. for a singular random nanosecond in your future, before you can comprehend what's happening, you will have an instant of math supreme knowledge. 

 

I wish for everyone's mouth to become vertical instead of horizontal on their faces.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. That happens. It's really disgusting and horrible, because the jaw was also made sideways. In order to keep the face symmetrical, I basically split the skull down the middle so that both halves are the jaws. Everyone's faces widen and contract when they speak or chew. I'm such a great bioengineer.

I wish April Fools day was every day

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, AltonicDegrees said:

Granted. That happens. It's really disgusting and horrible, because the jaw was also made sideways. In order to keep the face symmetrical, I basically split the skull down the middle so that both halves are the jaws. Everyone's faces widen and contract when they speak or chew. I'm such a great bioengineer.

I wish April Fools day was every day

Granted. All of the fools also become real, so I stay god, for it is infact I, God.

I wish the puny mortals would accept my descendence unto your mortal plane.

[Through the living Wahr He/Him]

1 hour ago, It is I, God. said:

Granted. All of the fools also become real, so I stay god, for it is infact I, God.

I wish the puny mortals would accept my descendence unto your mortal plane.

We accept that it is happening but unfortunately Gods cannot exist on the mortal plane, so as Part of your descendence unto the mortal plane you loose all god like Qualitäts and turn into a human

I wish that I had more time to read (No way that this goes wrong, right?)

[Verdance he/him]

You immediately die of a heart attack and wake up in that one liminal infinite library. Here will your soul languish for eternity. 
I wish for my dog to no longer have purple eyebrows

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. Now they're pink! 

I wish for an old classic, money. 

[Through the living Wahr He/Him]

Granted you recieve 1 cent

I Wish that I had a Wish I could Wish for now.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Granted [ERROR 27: Nightwatcher is confused. Nothing happens]

 

I wish for Pesach to be over.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

6 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Granted [ERROR 27: Nightwatcher is confused. Nothing happens]

 

I wish for Pesach to be over.

Granted. Pesach has been renamed to Over.

I wish for a really nice hat.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Granted. Pesach has been renamed to Over.

I wish for a really nice hat.

Granted. You get a top hat the size of the moon.

I wish for LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY on a debit card and it NEVER RUNS OUT

[Verdance he/him]

Granted. The government confiscates your illegal debit card

I wish one newly made 12 ounce can of coca cola

[Factor She/Her]

Granted. Someone shakes it before handing it to you and it explodes in your face.

I wish for the ability to skip through time to whenever the next Brandon Sanderson book comes out, stay until I finish reading it, then skip to the next.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted. The factory had a malfunction, so your drink has no carbonation.

I wish I knew what liquid Dor tastes like.

EDIT:I got ninjad

Edited April 2 by Through The Living Grub

[Factor She/Her]

17 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Granted. The factory had a malfunction, so your drink has no carbonation.

I wish I knew what liquid Dor tastes like.

EDIT:I got ninjad

Um… I haven’t witnessed a ninja-ing yet. Though I figured out how to make this. What do we do now? 

I’ll try granting yours. Done. It tastes bad.

I wish for infinite patience for Brandon Sanderson.

Edited April 2 by Factor

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Factor said:

Um… I haven’t witnessed a ninja-ing yet. Though I figured out how to make this. What do we do now? 

I’ll try granting yours. Done. It tastes bad.

I wish for infinite patience for Brandon Sanderson.

Granted. You now have no patience for any other author or producer.

i wish to know how to make that ninja emoji.

[Factor She/Her]

Granted, you click emoji button in the text box (by bold and stuff) and put in ph34r in the search bar. Unfortunately, your 3 key is broken.

I wish for a hemalurgically spiked cookie and understanding of why it’s important.