Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

6 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

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I wish for a physical copy of Isles of The Emberdark

lol, 

Spoiler

 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 7/16/2025 at 5:55 PM, BlueWildRye said:

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I wish for a physical copy of Isles of The Emberdark

Granted. It's a romanization of the Javanese version, which was itself translated from a bad Korean fan translarion, which was in turn based on a German fan translation written by a Kazakh in Addis-Ababa.

I wish for stamina.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Granted. It's a romanization of the Javanese version, which was itself translated from a bad Korean fan translarion, which was in turn based on a German fan translation written by a Kazakh in Addis-Ababa.

I wish for stamina.

Granted, you have a small demon following you around that wishes you only pain, with the name of Stamina

I wish the person who grants this wish reads ORV

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Granted, you have a small demon following you around that wishes you only pain, with the name of Stamina

I wish the person who grants this wish reads ORV

Granted, but only one other person besides them reads it

I wish I had chouta

Edited July 22, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Granted

I wish I had chouta

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT

Granted, it is a chouta shaped Demon

I wish someone other than ChipsAHoid reads orv

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT

Granted, it is a chouta shaped Demon

I wish someone other than ChipsAHoid reads orv

Granted, @mippo also is reading I think

I wish I could have a pet Nemlerg that doesn’t want to do me harm

Edited July 22, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

11 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Granted, @mippo also is reading I think

I wish I could have a pet Nemlerg that doesn’t want to do me harm

Granted, Nemlerg is a husk of a being and you merely get his skin

I wish I wish

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted granted

I wish that my wish is granted without side effects.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Not granted. You are hungry for chicken.

I wish for beef.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Ok! It's currently being shipped to your house all freshly chopped up! It'll get there in say... 3 weeks maybe

I wish to learn all math right now so I don't have to

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Ok! It's currently being shipped to your house all freshly chopped up! It'll get there in say... 3 weeks maybe

I wish to learn all math right now so I don't have to

Granted, but you have to learn it now, cuz you’ve got a test tomorrow.

 

I wish for some salt.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted, but you have to learn it now, cuz you’ve got a test tomorrow.

 

I wish for some salt.

Granted, it’s in this new wound I just gave you.

I wish to destroy Moash

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Granted, it’s in this new wound I just gave you.

I wish to destroy Moash

Granted. There is no I’ll effect for this.

I wish that all wishes were like the above.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. There is no I’ll effect for this.

I wish that all wishes were like the above.

Granted. There are now an infinite number of Moash's to wish to kill.

I wish my head would stop hurting

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, however, it stops once I meet you IRL

I wish to know where @Kansas Stormcursed lives

[___ He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Granted, however, it stops once I meet you IRL

I wish to know where @Kansas Stormcursed lives

Granted, he lives in your mind and is not actually real

I wish that I had less going on

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

29 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Granted. There are now an infinite number of Moash's to wish to kill.

I wish my head would stop hurting

 nooooo

8 minutes ago, mippo said:

Granted, he lives in your mind and is not actually real

I wish that I had less going on

Granted, I can just unaliven you and you’ll have nothing going on.

I wish I could steal your liver

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

On 7/22/2025 at 5:41 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

 nooooo

Granted, I can just unaliven you and you’ll have nothing going on.

I wish I could steal your liver

granted, but you have to replace mippo's with your own and then eat mippo's

I wish I had a usefull metal art (not stupid aluminum and electrum)

Edited August 29, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

7 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

granted, but you have to replace mippo's with your own and then eat mippo's

I wish I had a usefull metal art (not stupid aluminum and electrum)

Granted, you can now set the magnesium inside your body on fire, creating beautiful, very painful patterns!

I wish to have perfect communication skills

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted, you now have perfect communication skills, but they're usable once only, so once you use them, they're gone. 

I wish for good luck.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

Granted, but it's linked to a magical coin that at some point you're bound to flush down a toilet

I wish to be able to create black holes at will wherever

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

(I must continue the game)!

You can, but they're so microscopic you cant even fit a tiny piece of pencil led inside.

I with for infinite candy of my choice

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

14 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

(I must continue the game)!

You can, but they're so microscopic you cant even fit a tiny piece of pencil led inside.

I with for infinite candy of my choice

Granted, they are all dropped on you at once. You manage to make yourself a little igloo inside so you don't suffocate, but eventually you die of scurvy because you only have candies to eat. 

I wish for better sleep quality.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Just A Silvereye said:

Granted, they are all dropped on you at once. You manage to make yourself a little igloo inside so you don't suffocate, but eventually you die of scurvy because you only have candies to eat. 

I wish for better sleep quality.

You do, but you still feel tired after it for no reason.

I wish for a single hamburger from BK. Cheese, meat, bread, nothing else.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

1 minute ago, The Great Wyver said:

You do, but you still feel tired after it for no reason.

I wish for a single hamburger from BK. Cheese, meat, bread, nothing else.

So just like usual

Granted, but it's one from BK Tibet with yack cheese.

Spoiler

I have seen BK France menus just today.

Those people are very susceptible to do yack cheese burgers in Tibet.

 

I wish to not feel tired after sleeping.