Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[___ He/Him]

2 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

(its still not in a spoiler box)
(You didn't wish so I will)

I wish to be able to make things blow up with my mind

Granted, but you can only blow up things you love 

I wish to be a giant popsicle

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Granted, but you can only blow up things you love 

I wish to be a giant popsicle

Granted, you are the words "a giant popsicle".

[___ He/Him]

yay

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Granted, you are the words "a giant popsicle".

No wish?

how humble

[AltonicKeys he/him]

cough cough

I wish for world peas. Snow peas to be exact. Blanched, buttered, fried, and salted, in that order.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

10 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

cough cough

I wish for world peas. Snow peas to be exact. Blanched, buttered, fried, and salted, in that order.

Everyone turns into peas

i wish for night vision

[___ He/Him]

Granted, you can only see at night

I wish to explode

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Granted, you can only see at night

I wish to explode

you hear booms in the distance. You never said what will explode. All of your friends and family are now dead. Everyone you have ever loved has been exploded. 

i wish for myself.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

you hear booms in the distance. You never said what will explode. All of your friends and family are now dead. Everyone you have ever loved has been exploded. 

i wish for myself.

Granted. Past versions of yourself beat you to death.

I wish for a home

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

12 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

Granted. Past versions of yourself beat you to death.

I wish for a home

You’re roommate is chasmfiend

I wish to be able to undo mistakes

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

18 minutes ago, Tinwatcher said:

You’re roommate is chasmfiend

I wish to be able to undo mistakes

 

You undo mistakes. Your bane is that you do not get a cool bane. But that is a bane... so there isn't a bane... which means there is... which means there isn't...

[___ He/Him]

I wish... I AM A GUMMY BEAR

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

25 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I wish... I AM A GUMMY BEAR

You have become a sentient soundtrack that always plays the song: I am a gummy bear near the person of your choice. It will be played at all times, and after they die, and their funeral is finished, you will be temporarally sentient enough to choose another person before dying again.

I wish dragon

[___ He/Him]

56 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

You have become a sentient soundtrack that always plays the song: I am a gummy bear near the person of your choice. It will be played at all times, and after they die, and their funeral is finished, you will be temporarally sentient enough to choose another person before dying again.

I wish dragon

And what's the bane?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

And what's the bane?

you are only ever sentient for a few seconds at a time. The 'curse' is lifted 100000000000000000000000000000000 milenia after you die. By then, all your friends, family, and everyone you have ever known or loved has died. Except for one person...

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

I wish to have friends.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

31 minutes ago, Willshaperhonorbearer said:

I wish to have friends.

Granted. However, your new friend is me =D

I wish dragon

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

On 6/5/2025 at 7:36 AM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Granted. However, your new friend is me =D

I wish dragon

A dragon falls on top of your head.

I wish to be good at hiding myself

[___ He/Him]

You hide so well that you lose yourself and go insane.

I wish to be spared and held as a king when the AI uprising occurs

[Unintelligenius he/him]

13 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

You hide so well that you lose yourself and go insane.

I wish to be spared and held as a king when the AI uprising occurs

Granted. The AI uprising never occurs.

I wish for a dollar.

[___ He/Him]

Granted. You get a dollar, but are also transported 100 years in the future, and inflation has rendered a single dollar almost useless.

I wish for a chinchilla

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. The beast is as much as a bane as a boon.

I wish for a coin.

[___ He/Him]

Granted. A quarter made of antimatter drops into your hand.

I wish to not get a bane.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

40 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Granted. A quarter made of antimatter drops into your hand.

I wish to not get a bane.

Granted! you don’t have that chinchilla anymore

I wish to not get a boon

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Tinwatcher said:

Granted! you don’t have that chinchilla anymore

I wish to not get a boon

Granted, but that means that you did get a boon, which means it isn't a boon, which means it is, which means it isn't, and so on and so forth until the universe dies of heat death.