Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Everyone joins and incorporates Wrath's symbol into their own profile pictures....

April fools!!
Instead I have individually flipped every molecule in your body to be upside down! The bond polarities are all wrong, and your body falls apart after trying to flip them back. Get pranked!!!

I wish to be able to walk on ceilings

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, just don't step outside...

I wish to finally know obamas last name.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

3 hours ago, dezaS said:

Granted, just don't step outside...

I wish to finally know obamas last name.

Granted it’s  
 

I wish to live in the 1800’s

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You bring over a foreign disease that infects everyone around you. Everyone turns on you and ties you to a pole with a bonfire underneath you.

I wish to absorb the knowledge and skill of anyone I meet WITH the capability to retain and utilize it all.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, you will never meet another person.

I wish to learn another language WHILE retaining the ability to understand and communicate in all forms of English.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Granted the language your learning dies out and all written accounts of that language is destroyed.

 

I wish to become immortal without my body aging beyond the age of 30 and me losing my memories

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

You age backwards, losing ten percent continuous decay

(Your age) = (How old you are now) * e^(-0.1t)

t being years since now.

I WISH FOR LOTS OF CANDY

Edited April 3, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, you are now lots of candy.

I wish for hulu

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

granted you get a video of some people hulu dancing

I wish practicing wasn't so hard

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, it's harder

I wish for a book.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. The legendary tome of strategy by an ancient Chinese general. The Art of War. By Sun Tzu. It is filled with incorrect quotes that barely make any sense.

I wish for a sack of tiny pebbles

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

6 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. The legendary tome of strategy by an ancient Chinese general. The Art of War. By Sun Tzu. It is filled with incorrect quotes that barely make any sense.

I laugh my head off at the quotes. Thank you!

6 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

I wish for a sack of tiny pebbles

Granted, the sack has a hole in it.

I wish for the abilities of TLR with none of the corrupting/destroying influence.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

38 minutes ago, dezaS said:

I laugh my head off at the quotes. Thank you!

Granted, the sack has a hole in it.

I wish for the abilities of TLR with none of the corrupting/destroying influence.

Idk what that is, but granted! You get depression, though.

I wish I had the ability to fold anything out of origami. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. How cruel. Anything is actually a pretty cool person once you get to know them. Will you earn their trust and gain their friendship? Or will you... Fold, to your power?

I wish for the key that unlocks every door

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Granted all doors you now see disappear right as you reach them also sealing off everything behind them

i wish to be a mermaid

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted you live on a desert planet.

I wish that I could pull the back half of the Stormlight Archive out of the future and read them.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

6 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Granted you live on a desert planet.

I wish that I could pull the back half of the Stormlight Archive out of the future and read them.

Granted you can now read the back half of every Stormlight archive book. Don’t know why you would wanna read half of the book.

I wish for infinite money

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, it comes in the form of pennies, filling up the universe at such a high pressure that it is an infinitely massive black hole. The universe is over. Donezo. Gone. Gee, thanks, Truthwatcher.

I wish the universe existed again.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

23 hours ago, dezaS said:

Granted, it comes in the form of pennies, filling up the universe at such a high pressure that it is an infinitely massive black hole. The universe is over. Donezo. Gone. Gee, thanks, Truthwatcher.

I wish the universe existed again.

Granted but the cosmere dosent exist in this universe 

I wish the cosmere existed again

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted - You are dying violently in Scadrial's catacendre.

I wish I could walk

Edited April 8, 2025 by dezaS

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. I hope you have good arm and core strength, because you are now perpetually doing a handstand and can only move around by walking with your hands. They do not sell shoes for hands, by the way. Hope you're ready, because I just covered every road in a small amount of gravel. Not a lot, just a few sharp ones here and there.

I wish I had a wallet that never runs out of money

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you only get Lebanese Pounds though

I wish for no speech anxiety

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

7 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Granted, you only get Lebanese Pounds though

I wish for no speech anxiety

Granted your mute. Can’t have speech anxiety if you can’t speak

 I wish for the omnitrix 

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but it runs out of ability after one switch and you cant change back

i wish that i could actually freaking find a girl who likes me and fits my type that i like and all that stuff that i have said in previous wishes

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Granted she lives in communist Russia and can’t ever leave and you only get to have one FaceTime with her a month

i wish I could play hyrule warriors age of imprisonment on switch 1