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33 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

you get this

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I wish for my very own cult

Granted it’s the cult of the tiger.

I wish for the cosemere to be real 

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Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted it’s the cult of the tiger.

I wish for the cosemere to be real 

Granted. You live on pre Catacendre Scadrial as a Skaa.
I wish I weren't tired right now.

Posted
7 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

I wish I weren't tired right now.

You are now even more addicted to caffiene

I wish my sister would get back on task instead of looking over my shoulder like she's doing right now hint hint e.g.k.

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On 12/6/2024 at 5:17 PM, LightRinger said:

Granted. It is given to you in the form of me being your bf.

 

I wish for all the trash in all the landfills in the world to appear in the oceans.

NOT AGAIN DANGIT 

Spoiler

jokingggggg

(skip me, I ain’t playin’ rn)

Posted
Just now, KelsierApologist said:

Granted. Your sister is now snooping through your room.

I wish my phone automatically knew what songs I want to listen to and played them 

Granted but you need to get a new phone every time you want this feature 

 

I wish for an honor blade

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9 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted but you need to get a new phone every time you want this feature 

 

I wish for an honor blade

Granted, murderous Szeth shows up at your door.

 

For context, I slayed the Nightwatcher, ascended to Cultivation, and am now being hunted by… Multivation? I wish for a break.

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You are now running an arc of 220 Volts at 50 Hertz through a stick. You smell burning and see smoke, but there's no flame yet. 

I wish Mistborn: Ghostbloods 1 would come out

Posted
9 minutes ago, dezaS said:

You are now running an arc of 220 Volts at 50 Hertz through a stick. You smell burning and see smoke, but there's no flame yet. 

I wish Mistborn: Ghostbloods 1 would come out

Granted but everytime you go to get the book its sold out, or not there.

 

i wish to be a feruchemist 

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

i wish to be a feruchemist 

Granted: You have nicrosil feruchemy. Since you have no access to other Manifestations of Investiture, you can only store (at a diminishing rate) your ability to store in said nicrosilmind.

also, I buy the ebook from Dragonsteel/Tor which doesn't sell out.

I wish to be a knight radiant with unlimited stormlight

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33 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted: You have nicrosil feruchemy. Since you have no access to other Manifestations of Investiture, you can only store (at a diminishing rate) your ability to store in said nicrosilmind.

also, I buy the ebook from Dragonsteel/Tor which doesn't sell out.

I wish to be a knight radiant with unlimited stormlight

Granted but your body cannot hold all that investiture so you must periodically splurge (vomit) out all the storm light 

 

i wish for a portable highstorm 

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You can now drink highstorm water (highstorms are potable to you). The crem no longer makes you sick. 

I wish for a brand new bugatti veyron that runs good

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Granted. Bane is that it runs bad. I'm talking like BAD bad. Every other part is missing. The engine is held together by tape and gum. But hey at least it's clean

I wish to ba able to instantly project my thoughts onto a page/screen without having to write/type it out

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Granted: you steal allomancy with a spike. It's duralumin allomancy. Good luck finding another allomancer!

I wish to get a 4.0 GPA in highschool

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Granted, but no one accepts you for college

I wish for a really comfy chair

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ninja
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Granted: it bears some hemalurgic spikes that shoot out and impale you. You are now an era 1 koloss.

I wish I had friends 

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Granted. You now have gained multiple copies of the era one koloss known as friend.

i wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.

Posted (edited)
13 hours ago, Timiny said:

Granted. You now have gained multiple copies of the era one koloss known as friend.

i wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Granted its an Obama grilled cheese sandwich 

 

I wish to be able to have visions of the past like Dalinar 

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17 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:
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Granted its an Obama grilled cheese sandwich 

 

I wish to be able to have visions of the last like Dalinar 

Granted. You see visions during storms that make your closest friends and relations doubt your sanity. You only see them after the contents have already happened.

I wish for Rapunzel hair.

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Granted. It doesn't heal people, it's just too long. Also, you can't cut it or you die

I wish for french fries

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Granted. They're dry and withered and hollow and soggy and too thick and too salty and too long and too bland and too thin and too hot and deformed and unthawed and refried and deflated and too wet and too stale and too gray and too chewy and too crumbly and too unripe and too seasoned and too mushy and too ripe and

I wish to have all the knowledge on music theory ever conceived

Posted
6 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. They're dry and withered and hollow and soggy and too thick and too salty and too long and too bland and too thin and too hot and deformed and unthawed and refried and deflated and too wet and too stale and too gray and too chewy and too crumbly and too unripe and too seasoned and too mushy and too ripe and

I wish to have all the knowledge on music theory ever conceived

Granted. Now the song that never ends will be stuck in your head forever.

I wish I had the Rivendell lego set.

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