Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Entr0pic said:

You are sentient, but no long sapient 

My bane is that i got ran over by a car. What’s my wish?

To be the road,

I fly and incinerate everything hahahahahahha

i wish to be much bigger

[Entr0pic He/him]

Granted. Because 

2 minutes ago, Βοηθήστε said:

To be the road,

I fly and incinerate everything hahahahahahha

i wish to be much bigger

Granted. Because you are bigger, you collapse under your own weight, killing you slowly and painfully.

i wish to be a zinc Ferring.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

17 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. Because 

Granted. Because you are bigger, you collapse under your own weight, killing you slowly and painfully.

i wish to be a zinc Ferring.

I wish for immortality 

[Entr0pic He/him]

4 minutes ago, Βοηθήστε said:

I wish for immortality 

Granted. By immortality, you know are im-moral, aka not moral, aka evil.

i wish for 2 blåhaj

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

14 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. By immortality, you know are im-moral, aka not moral, aka evil.

i wish for 2 blåhaj

Granted but they keep doing mitosis and will never stop until you destroy the original pair.

 

i wish to own all of sanderson’s works past, present, future 

[Entr0pic He/him]

1 minute ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted but they keep doing mitosis and will never stop until you destroy the original pair.

 

i wish to own all of sanderson’s works past, present, future 

For one, you can never have too much blåhaj.

granted. They come written in ancient Mesopotamian. Have fun translating!

i wish for the ability to spawn an infinite amount of frogs, that will not harm me in any way. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Entr0pic said:

For one, you can never have too much blåhaj.

granted. They come written in ancient Mesopotamian. Have fun translating!

i wish for the ability to spawn an infinite amount of frogs, that will not harm me in any way. 

Granted, treat them well or they will revolt.

i wish to be able to read ancient Mesopotamian 

[Entr0pic He/him]

Granted. However, you are now only allowed to read things originally written in ancient Mesopotamian.

i wish for the ability to be able to read minds.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Entr0pic said:

Granted. However, you are now only allowed to read things originally written in ancient Mesopotamian.

i wish for the ability to be able to read minds.

Granted but you don’t know so you’re diagnosed with scrizophrenia, but when you take the pills nothing happens, so you eat more and more, then eventually over dose.

 

I wish for a non broken version of Gilgamesh 

[Entr0pic He/him]

1 minute ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted but you don’t know so you’re diagnosed with scrizophrenia, but when you take the pills nothing happens, so you eat more and more, then eventually over dose.

 

I wish for a non broken version of Gilgamesh 

Cool! It comes written in Egyptian hieroglyphs.

I wish for a nuclear reactor.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, Entr0pic said:

Cool! It comes written in Egyptian hieroglyphs.

I wish for a nuclear reactor.

Granted it’s in Chernobyl 

 

I wish to be able to read and speak all languages 

[Entr0pic He/him]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted it’s in Chernobyl 

 

I wish to be able to read and speak all languages 

Granted. You now have severe dyslexia and a severe stutter.

i wish for the ability to withstand radiation without and drawbacks.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. You now have severe dyslexia and a severe stutter.

i wish for the ability to withstand radiation without and drawbacks.

Granted but your now allergic to the sun

i wish to not have the dyslexia nor stutter 

[Entr0pic He/him]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted but your now allergic to the sun

i wish to not have the dyslexia nor stutter 

Granted. Instead, you are now blind, mute, and numb. (No brail for you either)

I wish for all allergies to increase my overall positive attributes, instead of harming me in any way.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Entr0pic said:

Granted. Instead, you are now blind, mute, and numb. (No brail for you either)

I wish for all allergies to increase my overall positive attributes, instead of harming me in any way.

I wish to undo my last wish

Granted but you’ll still need an Epi pen or you’ll get addicted 

[Entr0pic He/him]

3 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I wish to undo my last wish

Granted but you’ll still need an Epi pen or you’ll get addicted 

Granted. You are now blind, mute, numb, severely dyslexic, and have a severe stutter, as you didn’t wish to undo your bane aswell

i wish that it was impossible for anyone to get addicted to anything that could harm you in any permanent or lethal way.

Edited March 4, 2025 by Entr0pic

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. You are now blind, mute, numb, severely dyslexic, and have a severe stutter, as you didn’t wish to undo your bane aswell

i wish that it was impossible for anyone to get addicted to anything that could harm you in any permanent or lethal way.

Granted you can know get addicted to trivial tasks such as vacuuming or putting on your left sock.

i wish the library of babalon never got destroyed 

Edited March 4, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[Entr0pic He/him]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted you can know get addicted to trivial tasks such as vacuuming or putting on your left sock.

i wish for the library of babalon to never get destroyed 

Granted. Should the library of Babylon suddenly reappear, it will not be destroyed. Oh and you also combust

i wish for a random book.  

 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

i wish for a random book.  

Granted, you get:

IEEE Areospace and Electronics Systems: Tutorials XVI     Volume 39      Number 9 Part 11 of 11      September 2024     I-276

I wish for more people to comment on 5-word story...

[Entr0pic He/him]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

Granted, you get:

IEEE Areospace and Electronics Systems: Tutorials XVI     Volume 39      Number 9 Part 11 of 11      September 2024     I-276

I wish for more people to comment on 5-word story...

Granted. These comments will be about me meteoring tigers.

I wish for someone to aid me in meteoring tigers.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. These comments will be about me meteoring tigers.

I wish for someone to aid me in meteoring tigers.

Granted you pay me in teaching me something new 

I wish for infinite knowledge 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Grrr.

You ninja'd me

Edited March 4, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin
Ninja'd

[Entr0pic He/him]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted you pay me in teaching me something new 

I wish for infinite knowledge 

Granted. Your payment is that the world “amicable” is derived from the Latin “amico”. Your head just exploded from the intake of knowledge.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, Entr0pic said:

Granted. Your payment is that the world “amicable” is derived from the Latin “amico”. Your head just exploded from the intake of knowledge.

Wish?

(skip me)

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

19 hours ago, KnightSkye said:

Wish?

(skip me)

Granted, I'll wish for something, but as your bane I'll disregard your request to skip you.

It warms my heart to know the Nightwatcher is still in the boon and bane making business.

I wish for infinite beans.