Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[echo74 she/her]

6 minutes ago, DezaS said:

I always knew the oompa loompas were Terris! wait, what?

Granted. You have Ten Dollars worth of USED tissues.

I wish to be able to escape the chocolate factory with my feruchemy.

real talk tho how do you have ten dollars worth of used tissues?

(skip me)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Just now, echo74 said:

real talk tho how do you have ten dollars worth of used tissues?

 

Blocks of dried-out "firewood" weighing 28 kilos. 

 

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

8 minutes ago, DezaS said:

I wish to be able to escape the chocolate factory with my feruchemy.

 

 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

34 minutes ago, DezaS said:

I always knew the oompa loompas were Terris! wait, what?

Granted. You have Ten Dollars worth of USED tissues.

I wish to be able to escape the chocolate factory with my feruchemy.

Granted but you will be always hunted down by the owner of the factory.

i wish to become a chull

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

42 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

i wish to become a chull

Granted. That's also your bane.

I wish the factory owner whould stop hunting me.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

22 minutes ago, DezaS said:

Granted. That's also your bane.

I wish the factory owner whould stop hunting me.

Granted. He has caught you.

I wish I could change the weather at my will.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted: The day of your funeral, the weather will be exactly as specified in your will.

I wish to escape to post-Catacendre Scadrial

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you must first go through during-Catacendre Scadrial.

I wish for you to receive 2 banes.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

31 minutes ago, aetherbound said:

Granted, you must first go through during-Catacendre Scadrial.

I wish for you to receive 2 banes.

 Granted but you get 4 banes

I wish to have access to all the surges without the need if storm light (as a chull of course )

Edited February 11, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

9 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I wish to have access to all the surges without the need if storm light (as a chull of course )

Granted--You need Autonomylight and since Autonomy is not currently Investing Roshar you cannot use your surges.

I wish to be in Elendel during the events of Mistborn Era 3.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, DezaS said:

Granted--You need Autonomylight and since Autonomy is not currently Investing Roshar you cannot use your surges.

I wish to be in Elendel during the events of Mistborn Era 3.

Granted but you can’t do anything but  listen

i wish to not need investiture 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, you can no longer use Investiture.

I wish to be able to speak any language.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, but you can only speak a language that the person you're talking to does not understand. 

*flees under a storm of insults in Quechua*

 

I wish to be able to freeze time. (Without aging too much when in suspension, if possible.)

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You can freeze time, but you freeze as well, and so you can't unfreeze it. As time is frozen, you cannot age. Good job, you are now functionally immortal.

I wish to never run out of pencil lead.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

32 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. You can freeze time, but you freeze as well, and so you can't unfreeze it. As time is frozen, you cannot age. Good job, you are now functionally immortal.

I wish to never run out of pencil lead.

Granted by it will always be the wrong size

infinite food

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

3 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

infinite food

You don't wish for it, just say it, so the Nightwatcher stares at you quizzically.

I wish for Lift's power to convert food into Investiture that I could then use for Surgebinding.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. You can only use the Surge of Division.

I wish to have the Sandwich in my sole, physical possession, and for no one else to have the ability to obtain it by any means.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. It is fake.

I wish for an end to all white text starting the moment I die.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. What? Why would I be lying? Why so accusatory?

I wish for a nice, cozy suit of armor.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You get it! It's rusted so that you cant move or get out once you get in.

I wish to pass my history class

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

4 hours ago, DezaS said:

You don't wish for it, just say it, so the Nightwatcher stares at you quizzically.

I knew I was forgetting something !

(skip me)

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

12 minutes ago, DezaS said:

I wish to pass my history class

Granted. Your water bottle melts.

I wish for Elden Ring to get a second DLC, one just as good as Shadow of the Erdtree.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, Nightreign is cancelled

I wish to be better at DS3…

*sigh*

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted, Nightreign is cancelled

This is... acceptable.

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I wish to be better at DS3…

*sigh*

Granted. Now you're bad at any game that's not a Soulslike/Soulsborne.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, The cheeseman said:

This is... acceptable.

Granted. Now you're bad at any game that's not a Soulslike/Soulsborne.

*gasp*
 

HOW DARE YOU

Im so hyped for it

Cuz it’s prolly the only way I’ll get m’friends to play a soulslike.

 

 

Also, I can take that bane.

(Skip me)

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Cuz it’s prolly the only way I’ll get m’friends to play a soulslike.

If you're on PC I'd be totally down for some jolly co-operation in DS1. Not sure if my PC can run the other two.

(Skip me as well)