Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

16 hours ago, DezaS said:

You can already. Just go run into a glass door until you pass out and see what I mean!

I wish to get a passing grade in all my classes at school. 

oh jeez… I once ran face-first into a mirror because I thought it was a hallway  

27 minutes ago, DAVEY said:

Granted: Minds. you have now read minds.

I wish for Vyz’s cane

 

Uhhh since I don’t know who that is (unless you’re talking about the Sharder)…… Granted! but now you have to give them Seventeen Dollars and Eighteen Cents per month as rent, otherwise they come and hunt you down. 

I wish for a portable charger that never dies and—safely—charges my devices extraordinarily fast

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

oh jeez… I once ran face-first into a mirror because I thought it was a hallway  

Uhhh since I don’t know who that is (unless you’re talking about the Sharder)…… Granted! but now you have to give them Seventeen Dollars and Eighteen Cents per month as rent, otherwise they come and hunt you down. 

I wish for a portable charger that never dies and—safely—charges my devices extraordinarily fast

It just so turns out that that thing you lost a while back was this thing, but you lost it.

I wish for Vyz to pay this rent

 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

2 minutes ago, DAVEY said:

It just so turns out that that thing you lost a while back was this thing, but you lost it.

I wish for Vyz to pay this rent

 

*confusion* 

uhhh 

onto the wish… 

Granted, but then you have to square the money and pay that at the end of every week 

 

I wish for a portable shower that I can use at any time since it serves as a pocket dimension

Edited January 31, 2025 by WhyEverNot_8
forgot my wish

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. It always feels like somebody is watching you, especially in the shower

I wish my physics class was harder

Edited January 31, 2025 by Pineap-spider

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

4 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

Granted. It always feels like somebody is watching you, especially in the shower

I wish my physics class was harder

Granted. You now have to teach me. That’s the class. 

I wish for enough money to buy a fully-functional, high quality gaming PC

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You now have exactly that much money. Taxes and living expenses soon eat it up, however.

I wish to Nahel bond a Spren

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 hours ago, DezaS said:

You now have exactly that much money. Taxes and living expenses soon eat it up, however.

I wish to Nahel bond a Spren

Granted. Now the government is trying to hunt you down and make you pay them for a permit to bond a spren. 

I wish I could always get up fully rested at exactly the time I need to.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Just now, KnightSkye said:

Granted. Now the government is trying to hunt you down and make you pay them for a permit to bond a spren. 

But now I'm a Radiant and can hide from the government (or something.)

Skip me.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, DezaS said:

But now I'm a Radiant and can hide from the government (or something.)

Skip me.

I mean, it works depending on your oaths. Have fun!

(Skip me)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, KnightSkye said:

Granted. Now the government is trying to hunt you down and make you pay them for a permit to bond a spren. 

I wish I could always get up fully rested at exactly the time I need to.

Grant but in order to charge the power you need to sleep for 49.2 hours straight

I wish to be as good at science as a classmate

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

4 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Grant but in order to charge the power you need to sleep for 49.2 hours straight

I wish to be as good at science as a classmate

Granted, you as good at science as a random classmate each day

I wish to have a book with all the knowledge that has exist, is existing, and will exist in an app only accessible to me 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

18 hours ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I wish to have a book with all the knowledge that has exist, is existing, and will exist in an app only accessible to me 

The book has the Dawnshard Exist and is existing. It will eventually exist in an app only accessible to you. What book? Only The Most Boring Book Ever! Also, Knock Knock! It's the Night Brigade!

I wish for Investiture.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

57 minutes ago, DezaS said:

The book has the Dawnshard Exist and is existing. It will eventually exist in an app only accessible to you. What book? Only The Most Boring Book Ever! Also, Knock Knock! It's the Night Brigade!

I wish for Investiture.

Granted, but you have to make an investment for it (for example you need to buy apple stock, but instead of getting money back you get investiture back [ 5 dollars = 5 minutes invested] )

I wish to have every Sanderson book for free

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You do. Everyone does. He goes bankrupt and ca*'t wr*te any*ore bo*ks. 

The entire Shard hates you.

I wish to undo Truthwatcher's wish.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 hours ago, DezaS said:

You do. Everyone does. He goes bankrupt and ca*'t wr*te any*ore bo*ks. 

The entire Shard hates you.

I wish to undo Truthwatcher's wish.

Granted. Now no one has Sanderson books for free.

I wish I could perfectly coordinate and know when, and have the ability to, be on the shard at the right points not to miss anything interesting/importent, and still get all my work and sleep done.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted: you have lost your job and are asleep at any time when you are not on the shard, making it impossible to get a new one.

I wish my dad weren't so strict

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 hours ago, DezaS said:

Granted: you have lost your job and are asleep at any time when you are not on the shard, making it impossible to get a new one.

I wish my dad weren't so strict

Jokes on you, I don't have a job! 

...or more accuratly, I don't have a paying job.

(Skip me)

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

On 2/1/2025 at 5:29 PM, DezaS said:

Granted: you have lost your job and are asleep at any time when you are not on the shard, making it impossible to get a new one.

I wish my dad weren't so strict

Granted. Whenever you are in the same area as your father, he knows everything you're thinking.

I wish I had taken 3D graphics instead of Business Office Specialist

Edited February 3, 2025 by Pineap-spider
forgot to wish

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

Granted. Whenever you are in the same area as your father, he knows everything you're thinking.

I wish I had taken 3D graphics instead of Business Office Specialist

Granted, your final project is make an entirely functional open-world game with a full and completed story and you have a week to complete it.

I wish to have good hearing

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Cool. You are now Spook from immediately before the Catacendre, you have good hearing but have to keep burning tin. You feel excruciating pain.

I wish to be a full compounder (Mistborn + Feruchemist)

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

18 minutes ago, DezaS said:

Cool. You are now Spook from immediately before the Catacendre, you have good hearing but have to keep burning tin. You feel excruciating pain.

I wish to be a full compounder (Mistborn + Feruchemist)

Granted. You have an allergy to metal and it causes horrible skin and digestive problems for you if you come into contact with it or digest it.

I wish that the granted of this wish would have a lovely day

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it comes at the cost of your day, thus making yours horrible.

I wish for pronouns to all be replaced with proper nouns, just for fun.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, it comes at the cost of your day, thus making yours horrible.

I wish for pronouns to all be replaced with proper nouns, just for fun.

Granted, but anything before Vyzkel’s wish that dosent use proper nouns is now obsolete.

Truthwatcher wishes to become a Tin feruchemist

Edited February 4, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Truthwatcher is no longer allowed to say Truthwatcher, or any variation of the word thereof.

Glass wishes for more time to sleep, without going to bed at a decent time, and without it cutting into any of her schedule.

Edited February 4, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, Glass can now sleep very nicely, however, Glass’s schedule is absolutely messed up, but not Her’s.

Vyz wishes for pronouns to be returned back to the state the pronouns were before.

Edited February 4, 2025 by Vyzkel