Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

31 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted.

*shotgun blast*

It's dead. 

I wish for a fish.

Granted.

*Division blast*

It’s dead.

I wish for a dead reindeer.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s a zombie

I wish to be immune to any zombie attacks

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted. you are a zombie

I wish to destroy evil

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You don't know what is evil or not. Good thing your buddy Palpatine is here to help you on that.

 

I wish for self control.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, but a sword bleeding black smoke is constantly bugging you to DESTROY EVIL!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

No wish?

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

No wish?

I have no wishes save a building thirst for blood.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

48 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I have no wishes save a building thirst for blood.

Perfect

Granted, it has to be the blood of a dodo

I wish for pro pizza-making skills

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You now have two left feet. 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted you receive no bane for no boon.

I wish to have only the best friends (really best friends, like loyal, smart, good people, etc.)

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, any of your friends who do not meet this standard immediately die.

I wish for a pet lightning.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, the electricity in air around it is deadly and you die if you get too close.

I wish for perfect hair 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

granted, you now have the ugliest teeth in the world.

I wish to not have ptsd anymore

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

10 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

granted, you now have the ugliest teeth in the world.

I wish to not have ptsd anymore

Granted, your memories are all lost once they're over 3 months old.

I wish to never have to sleep.

Edited December 23, 2024 by The Aspiring Archivist

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted, you are now permanently exhausted for unrelated reasons

I wish to have photographic memory

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

11 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Granted, you are now permanently exhausted for unrelated reasons

I wish to have photographic memory

Granted, but your memories are poor film quality, have to be developed properly before you can remember them, and will still slowly degrade over time. 

I wish to always be exactly as productive as necessary.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. “Necessary” is defined as “what is required to serve Wrath well”

I wish for candy.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

granted your teeth rot, and the taste is terrible.

I wish for a flute.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

granted. you can only play “It’s Raining Tacos”.

i wish for it to feel like christmas. 

Edited December 24, 2024 by Kajsa

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Granted, you only have to wait one day 

I wish for the power to teleport

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You can only teleport to a place exactly once. 

[echo74 she/her]

granted, nothing happens.

 

i wish to get a copy of wind and truth for christmas

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. Even better, someone offers you the leatherbound edition of WaT! Or rather, a promise to buy it to you when it's released. So in 10 years.

I wish for my school's administration to please answer my rusting emails at some point before class starts

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Only one minute before class. 

I wish for gooooood sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. All your dreams are nightmares.

I wish to not botch the latkes I'm making tomorrow night.